I befriended a mortal . Lmao

I uhmm. Hi !! ⛅️⋆.ೃ࿔*:･☀️⋆.ೃ࿔*:･⛅️⋆.ೃ࿔*:･

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𓏲 carnation collection ᪥ི༘࿔̥̊

[ask-a-burr]

...

How. How was. the uhm. the nap?

-🔆 anon

To 🔆,

Horrible, now I feel even more tired.

yr obd svt,

A. Burr

[anonymous--sol]

.

My apologies then. I. I'll take my leave now.

[ask-a-burr]

Damn right 🖕

kidding

[anonymous--sol]

. Yeah, yeah.

[anonymous--sol]

I fucked up I fucked up I fucked up I fucked up I fucked up I fucked up I fucked up I fucked up I fucked up oh my god I fucked up so much.

[ask-a-burr]

...

How. How was. the uhm. the nap?

-🔆 anon

To 🔆,

Horrible, now I feel even more tired.

yr obd svt,

A. Burr

[anonymous--sol]

.

My apologies then. I. I'll take my leave now.

[anonymous--sol]

@ask-a-burr im done w u. chat we all agree he owes me an apology.

better do this rn. fucker.

[ask-a-burr]

[anonymous--sol]

gods i hate you. I'm going to force you to sleep now. You're gonna fall asleep now. Because i said so. Magic or whatever y'all call it. Banning u from being awake

[ask-a-burr]

Nope I refuse

[anonymous--sol]

Nuh uh.

[ask-a-burr]

You can't make me <3

[anonymous--sol]

who said I can't? you can't stop me you're too human to understand lmao man go take a nap you can't refuse me

[ask-a-burr]

If you explain to me why you talk about humans like you aren't one I might do so willingly..

[anonymous--sol]

'Might' is not a 'will', and your willingness is not something I'm afraid to fix if it means you won't end up worse for wear. Not when you're needed.

Sleep. please.

[ask-a-burr]

I'm not tired.

[anonymous--sol]

.

you are

[ask-a-burr]

Don't tell me what I am and am not.

[anonymous--sol]

what you ARE is supposed to be avoiding another terrible outcome. And you can't tell me what to do regarding yourself either. I'm trying to be nice and help, accept that for once.

[ask-a-burr]

I don't need help. I'm fine.

[anonymous--sol]

you know I'm trying to make this easier, right?

. well i offered help to you and you keep denying everything, seems there's only one choice.

sleep well, we can talk later.

[anonymous--sol]

@ask-a-burr im done w u. chat we all agree he owes me an apology.

better do this rn. fucker.

[ask-a-burr]

[anonymous--sol]

gods i hate you. I'm going to force you to sleep now. You're gonna fall asleep now. Because i said so. Magic or whatever y'all call it. Banning u from being awake

[ask-a-burr]

Nope I refuse

[anonymous--sol]

Nuh uh.

[ask-a-burr]

You can't make me <3

[anonymous--sol]

who said I can't? you can't stop me you're too human to understand lmao man go take a nap you can't refuse me

[ask-a-burr]

If you explain to me why you talk about humans like you aren't one I might do so willingly..

[anonymous--sol]

'Might' is not a 'will', and your willingness is not something I'm afraid to fix if it means you won't end up worse for wear. Not when you're needed.

Sleep. please.

[ask-a-burr]

I'm not tired.

[anonymous--sol]

.

you are

[ask-a-burr]

Don't tell me what I am and am not.

[anonymous--sol]

what you ARE is supposed to be avoiding another terrible outcome. And you can't tell me what to do regarding yourself either. I'm trying to be nice and help, accept that for once.

[anonymous--sol]

@ask-a-burr im done w u. chat we all agree he owes me an apology.

better do this rn. fucker.

[ask-a-burr]

[anonymous--sol]

gods i hate you. I'm going to force you to sleep now. You're gonna fall asleep now. Because i said so. Magic or whatever y'all call it. Banning u from being awake

[ask-a-burr]

Nope I refuse

[anonymous--sol]

Nuh uh.

[ask-a-burr]

You can't make me <3

[anonymous--sol]

who said I can't? you can't stop me you're too human to understand lmao man go take a nap you can't refuse me

[ask-a-burr]

If you explain to me why you talk about humans like you aren't one I might do so willingly..

[anonymous--sol]

'Might' is not a 'will', and your willingness is not something I'm afraid to fix if it means you won't end up worse for wear. Not when you're needed.

Sleep. please.

[ask-a-burr]

I'm not tired.

[anonymous--sol]

.

you are

[anonymous--sol]

@ask-a-burr im done w u. chat we all agree he owes me an apology.

better do this rn. fucker.

[ask-a-burr]

[anonymous--sol]

gods i hate you. I'm going to force you to sleep now. You're gonna fall asleep now. Because i said so. Magic or whatever y'all call it. Banning u from being awake

[ask-a-burr]

Nope I refuse

[anonymous--sol]

Nuh uh.

[ask-a-burr]

You can't make me <3

[anonymous--sol]

who said I can't? you can't stop me you're too human to understand lmao man go take a nap you can't refuse me

[ask-a-burr]

If you explain to me why you talk about humans like you aren't one I might do so willingly..

[anonymous--sol]

'Might' is not a 'will', and your willingness is not something I'm afraid to fix if it means you won't end up worse for wear. Not when you're needed.

Sleep. please.

[anonymous--sol]

@ask-a-burr im done w u. chat we all agree he owes me an apology.

better do this rn. fucker.

[ask-a-burr]

[anonymous--sol]

gods i hate you. I'm going to force you to sleep now. You're gonna fall asleep now. Because i said so. Magic or whatever y'all call it. Banning u from being awake

[ask-a-burr]

Nope I refuse

[anonymous--sol]

Nuh uh.

[ask-a-burr]

You can't make me <3

[anonymous--sol]

who said I can't? you can't stop me you're too human to understand lmao man go take a nap you can't refuse me

[anonymous--sol]

@ask-a-burr im done w u. chat we all agree he owes me an apology.

better do this rn. fucker.

[ask-a-burr]

[anonymous--sol]

gods i hate you. I'm going to force you to sleep now. You're gonna fall asleep now. Because i said so. Magic or whatever y'all call it. Banning u from being awake

[ask-a-burr]

Nope I refuse

[anonymous--sol]

Nuh uh.

[anonymous--sol]

@ask-a-burr im done w u. chat we all agree he owes me an apology.

better do this rn. fucker.

[ask-a-burr]

[anonymous--sol]

gods i hate you. I'm going to force you to sleep now. You're gonna fall asleep now. Because i said so. Magic or whatever y'all call it. Banning u from being awake

[anonymous--sol]

@ask-a-burr im done w u. chat we all agree he owes me an apology.

better do this rn. fucker.

[ask-a-burr]

[anonymous--sol]

he looks so bonita right chat:3 look at him go:3

[anonymous--sol]

put a finger down if you accidentally became friends with a mortal who is also a cannibal that doesn't take care of himself and you'll probably have to force him into sleep otherwise he'll. Die

✊..,/hj

[ask-a-burr]

we ARE shipping solburr.

cheers as always,

-✨ anon (nr 1 solburr shipper not fake)

lmao im giggling

To ✨,

To where?

yr obd svt,

A. Burr

[anonymous--sol]

boat???

[ask-a-burr]

Boat :]

[anonymous--sol]

🚢🚢🚢🚢🚢🚢🚢

[ask-a-burr]

we ARE shipping solburr.

cheers as always,

-✨ anon (nr 1 solburr shipper not fake)

lmao im giggling

To ✨,

To where?

yr obd svt,

A. Burr

[anonymous--sol]

boat???

[ask-a-burr]

We know you have a secret affair with Hamilton behind our backs

To anonymous,

First of all, it wouldn't be an affair, due to the fact I'm not in a relationship, but secondly, no I'm not... 🫩

Please fuck off,

A. Burr

[ @anonymous--sol ]

[anonymous--sol]

damn. Hamburr fans really are crazy.,,/silly

dw tho it. Hopefully will stop-