Meet The Snitches

Snitch: "Hey There! Welcome to our blog! This blog is so you can ask me and my friends some questions! Even if it's an order to kill, we're up for it, it's our job, afterall!" (This blog is a Garry's mod/Ask blog, feel free to send an ask) M!A: None Right now (Accepting)

[ask-a-snitch]

So how it going?

Thomas: It’s going quite well, but ever since we started taking questions again.. Snitch has been keeping a close eye on us at all times

Jacket: I found out his personal information guys!

James: You did what?!

James: Tell us about it!!

Thomas: I’m sure everyone hearing this would love to see!

Jacket: Alright

*PEW* 

James: HOLY FUCK!

Snitch: I WILL HIT YOU NOT THE LAPTOP NEXT TIME YOU DO THAT!

Jacket: …………………………….

James: Uhhhh..

Thomas: You okay Jacket..?

*Thud*

James: Guess not…

[ask-a-snitch]

Welcome back from the grave ya fuckin dorks!

James: Thanks for greeting us when we came back! It’s great to hear the voice of an Anon again!

Jacket: YEAH WE WERE LIKE A DEAD JOKE!!!

James: HOLY SHIT!!

Jacket: Uhm… James? You alright?

James: Nghhh….

James: FUCK YOU AND YOUR GOD DAMN PUNS!!! YOU APPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE WITH THEM NOW!!

[ask-a-snitch]

It’s happened

After a few days of waiting for responses to my last post, I have decided to bring my blog back and the ask box is open to anyone who wishes to say something to the goofs

[ask-a-snitch]

A big question for you all

As we all know it has been a long time since I’ve uploaded anything to my blog, but I really want to give it another try, so if you would be so kind to tell me if you would like to see my idiotic characters return!

[ask-a-snitch]

DRAT! fine....i'll go elsewhere....good day to you sir.

James: H-have a good day sir, I think your pet is sleeping...

[ask-a-snitch]

I HAVE COME! with celebratory MeeM! Since James is alone Hahah!

James: You should get your pet “MeeM” out of here… If Kyle sees that, he will throw it in a pit of fire… I don’t want your pet getting hurt

[ask-a-snitch]

Did Thomas run there too? Or just you silly legs.

James: Thomas didn’t run, he was going to but didn’t in the long run, he thought he had done enough work for the day. However, I AM ALWAYS READY FOR A WORKOUT!

[ask-a-snitch]

Omg you guys are back thank goodness! Hows everyone!?

James: We are all doing great, but i’m the only one at base right now, everyone else is still heading back from the last mission, that’s why we kinda left without trace, a really difficult mission, I ran here when Jacket texted me that someone sent us something! Everyone else is walking though!

[ask-a-snitch]

I dont know but if you want me to i can slap you next time you make a pun of similer/lower qwality.

Jacket: Well yes, I’m sure we can take a WHACK at that if you want!

*Jacket suddenly realizes his horrible pun* 

Jacket: Fuck…

*SLAP*

Jacket: Why………? I didn’t even intend to make a pun when we returned…..

[ask-a-snitch]

Hi not to be rude but saying that your followers left you and that your blog is dead is making us all feel guilty so please stop because your followers are feeling really guilty

Your right I shouldn’t of made that post that day but no one is sending asks anymore so for the mean time we aren’t as active as we used to be until I start getting asks again, thank you Anon

[ask-a-snitch]

Again...

The blog is no longer getting asks again ._. So I am pretty sure it died for a second time... Unless some miracle happens where I mysteriously get a bunch of asks!

[ask-a-snitch]

Hey er, Jacket? I heard a rumor that somebody has a crush on Snitch, but they are too shy and feel they'd be rejected because they aren't Keif.

Jacket: Someone else has feelings for him?

Jacket: Give me some information on them then i’ll get on the…

Jacket: CASE!

Jacket: Did I just say that? Why did I make that awful pun?

[ask-a-snitch]

Hey Michael Kyle has a crush on you *winks and runs away*

Kyle: S-Seriously? 

*Happy laughter*

[ask-a-snitch]

I'm sorry about the whole situation with your crush, Snitch. I'm pretty sure there is somebody out there who likes you in the same way,

Snitch: … You know what…

Snitch: You’re right Anon…

Snitch: Someone might… I am coming out of this pile of boxes now!

[ask-a-snitch]

who is your medics family and why do they not vist

Dan: Listen here sir, you do not need to know who my family is and they DO visit I just don’t like them visiting!

[ask-a-snitch]

Thanks *takes gift*

Jacket: I hope you like the little robot chicken hat thing, I guess we should let Snitch shrivel away down there… I’ll check up on him later…

[ask-a-snitch]

Can the whole team tell us who they are crushing on?

Kyle: I am the only one who has a crush because everyone else either doesn’t have one or got together with their crush, but my crush is a man named Michael!