NOT REALLY THE LIFE I HAD IMAGINED

"Everyone can ask me about something. If you're a hunter though, then I prefer that you go away" A humanstuck vampire!Tavros ask blog. Answers in text but pictures may happen. ((OOC: Rps are welcome, but I'm a beginner))

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One of the things i miss most about being human, is probably the ability to withstand sunlight. It would be nICE to be able to go out again...

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Anyone remember me? After a mUCH needed pause, I’m ready to answer asks again!

Drop an ask if you want? Life as a mEMBER OF THE UNDEAD has been like the usual.

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wHAT’S UP WITH THAT, 

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I’ve been having a nervous gut feeling all week. More like a constant dANGER feel. What could it be...

[the-rock-nerd]

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“He was unconscious when I found him" 

[the-rock-nerd]

“…. Urrhmm… Well this definitely isn’t my first time dealing with a unconscious being…”

[ask-a-vampire-bull]

“That sounds kind of rough. Is it normal in this town? Thought I’d finally get a pause from everything…”

[the-rock-nerd]

“… Unconscious beings isn’t really normal here… But apparently mass destruction is.”

[ask-a-vampire-bull]

“M-mass destruction?! Don’t the police do aNYTHING?”

[the-rock-nerd]

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“He was unconscious when I found him" 

[ask-a-vampire-bull]

“Well, um, this is the first time I’ve walked into someone dealing with an unconscious person, without them being a vampire…”

[the-rock-nerd]

“…. Urrhmm… Well this definitely isn’t my first time dealing with a unconscious being…”

[ask-a-vampire-bull]

“That sounds kind of rough. Is it normal in this town? Thought I’d finally get a pause from everything...”

[the-rock-nerd]

♞ ((I guess it will turn out hilarious))

send a ♞ to my inboxand i’ll generate a random sentence from this generator for my muse to say to yours

“He was unconscious when I found him" 

[ask-a-vampire-bull]

“Well, um, this is the first time I’ve walked into someone dealing with an unconscious person, without them being a vampire...”

[ask-a-vampire-bull]

More people are beginning to follow me...

Are you fellow vampires or should I be concerned?

(oR MAYBE LUNCH)

[ask-a-vampire-bull]

me: I want to RP with new people

mind: GUESS WHO'S TOO FUCKING SHY (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧

[sachiko-ever-after]

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[ask-a-vampire-bull]

Wait, so you were turned against your will?

Like I mentioned earlier, I lost consciousness after my accident so I didn’t really get to see who turned me. The person wasn’t very gentle though, because the bite mark was really nasty looking and I was covered in blood from head to toe.

It’s nice to “live” but, uh, I kind of expected to die and not wake up in the bushes 50 meters away from the crash, with a fully functional body and dry throat.

[ask-a-vampire-bull]

Hey cutie. Lemmie know if you're ever hungry, I wouldn't mind letting you have a bite.

How do I know that you’re not a hunter luring me in? You have to give me some proof, of some kind.

[ask-a-vampire-bull]

Hey, at least you'll stay young forever now! Like Peter Pan!

Well, at least Peter had Wendy to spend his pLANNED immortality with.

[ask-a-vampire-bull]

What are you doing here? Who are yOU?

[ask-a-vampire-bull]

Why, hello there, Tavros. If it's not too personal, might I ask how you became a vampire?

Traffical accident. I was awake for a little bit of time after it. I couldn’t move my legs and I just gurgled up blood if I tried to call for help. I lost consciousness after that. Uh, I just woke in the bushes beside the road afterwards and walked home without a thought. I realized that I was dead when I took out the keys to my apartment, accidentally bended them beyond recovery, discovered that I was not breathing and had a mental breakdown in the middle of everything.

[ask-a-vampire-bull]

Do you have any cool vampire powers. . ?

It’s a boost to speed, endurance and strength. Also, my bonds with animals are kinda stronger, like they actually understand me. I haven’t explored it that much yet.

[ask-a-vampire-bull]

So do you get blood from the Red Cross or donors or what. . ?

No, unfortunately I have to do it the old fashioned way. It’s actually harder than it seems. Humans are kind of hard to get, so an animal might do in most situations.