Hat guy

"Huh. How Irritating."

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"Ask me anything you want. If a question is interesting enough, I may give you an answer."

Indie Wanderer RP blog — rules & about

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It's not just Kabukimono. There's multiple "you"s running around

"Uuugh..."

"Well, then keep all of them away from me! I cannot be bothered to deal with this right now."

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The Kabukimono is in Sumeru's rainforest...

"Then I'll be leaving." The wanderer grumbled, turning his back.

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She looks over her shoulder, hearing a gust of air, followed by a step against the soiled path. A pleasant expression grows. “My, following me, are we?” She muses, turning completely towards the direction of a new figure. He was beautiful, the maiden thought, her eyes taking prey to his doll-like features, especially towards the red liquid that emphasized his eyes, meeting his gaze in the midst of admiration.

Wanderer's feet landed with a gentle thump against the ground, the glow from his vision quickly dying out. With one hand on the brim of his hat, he allowed himself to scan the unfamiliar character ahead of him. He had never seen her before — and his scepticism grew right along with her delight as he got his first good look at her face.

"Don't flatter yourself." He hissed, tilting his hat down to avoid her gaze. "Who are you?"

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So. There's a Kabukimono running around

"... What?"

His response sounded harsh falling from his tongue, his tone cold and sharp. "How? Actually— No, I don't care. Don't answer that. Just keep him away from me."

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*throws a handful of glowing moss at Wanderer*

-🐻

"What—"

Wanderer held his arm up in front of his face, and then looked down at himself. Groaning, he wiped the moss off of his clothes. "Are you looking to die?"

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It hopped after him*

Not looking like it’s going to stop give chase*

“Moo! moo!”

-🐰🐸

"Ugh..."

"Would you stop following me? I don't even know what you are."

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The bunny with frog legs returns*

Looks like it likes you*

"Moo!"

Wanderer stared down at the creature. He still had no clue what it even is.

Making a face, he turned his back and began walking away. Maybe he'd lose it, and it'd leave him alone.

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Oh sorry I thought that you were a little kid that was lost. How embarrassing of me.

"Yes, embarrassing for you indeed."

"I don't even look like a child."

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Oh hello there. Are you lost and can't find your parents?

—— He isn't impressed.

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[hands him a little tiny kitten] TAKE IT, TAKE IT AND RUN

"What?"

Wanderer awkwardly held the kitten in one hand, looking at it quizzically. "No, take this... thing back. I don't want it."

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Hey Wanderer have you ever used a water gun

"No. Why would I want to spray people with water?"

"Seems like a pretty pointless thing to do. The only thing a 'water gun' would be useful for is to hit people with it if they piss me off instead of just getting their clothes wet."

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Mr. Hat Guy,

[I feel a little weird to refer to him that way but I still go along with it]

As discussed a few days ago, a bitter version of grape juice has been prepared. We have 2 samples for you. Both made bitter from different alchemical reactions. I have tested it myself and it is safe for human consumption. One is bitter with slight hint of sweetness and tartness of the grapes as an aftertaste. The other is bitter and slightly sour.

Please let me know which one would you prefer after tasting and we can send more samples to you of your preferred choice for you to indulge in. I would like to see the potential markets for this drink so if you could share it with your colleagues or friends, it would be appreciated.

"Huh... You actually did it." Wanderer tilted his head, letting out a small, amused laugh. "Fine then. I'll try it."

Wanderer took test sips of both of the bottles. He took a moment to decide, however the main reason he enjoyed bitter-tasting things is due to the fascinating aftertaste they leave in his mouth. So, naturally, the one that was just bitter and sour appealed to him more.

"Second one's better."

— In all fairness, he isn't the best taste-tester due to his admittedly strange preferences.

"... Sure, I'll give it to a few people."

Maybe the traveller, so he can see them make a dumb face at the bitterness.

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// sorry if I'm inactive for a while, I'm going on holiday! :D There will only be wifi sporadically over there unfortunately

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//Kirara mod here. Updated the response to clarify that I meant Kirara sits at a table next to Wanderer's table. Sorry about the confusion, ehe..

// Hi! I checked, you got the wrong Wanderer blog LMAOO /lh

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//Whoops, lmao.

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// happens to the best of us

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//Kirara mod here. Updated the response to clarify that I meant Kirara sits at a table next to Wanderer's table. Sorry about the confusion, ehe..

// Hi! I checked, you got the wrong Wanderer blog LMAOO /lh

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[Hands him a bucket of bright red paint.]

Wanderer awkwardly took the bucket in his arms, holding it while looking at you quizzically.

"What do you expect me to do with this?"