A painterly redraw of sorts of an Elden Ring zone I found myself in. Very fun and somehow I was able to complete this in just a weekend!
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A painterly redraw of sorts of an Elden Ring zone I found myself in. Very fun and somehow I was able to complete this in just a weekend!
I just got a really really good idea for a visual gag that unfortunately only works in an animated artistic medium that uses chowder style static textures for clothes. And now I’m pissed off that I can’t find a series of words to write a description of the gag that would have any chance of working as a joke because it requires too much setup and the punchline wouldn’t be punchy in a text medium. (T ^ T)
[In a Chowder style cartoon world where clothing uses static background textures]
Character A: *Accidentally spills something on her shirt and it leaves a stain*
*Looks around to see if anyone noticed.*
*Takes a few steps to the side, moving along the static background texture causing the stain to ‘slide’ away and not be visible anymore*
[later in the episode, a completely different scene with completely different framing]
Character A: *Walks along with the rest of the cast across the screen into the same spot on the screen where she was when she spilled on her shirt. The stain was on the same spot in the background texture this whole time she just happened to avoid it throughout the episode til now. This causes the stain to ‘slide’ onto her shirt again, but shes further from the ‘camera’ now so the stain covers way more of her shirt.*
Character B: *Points the stain out and laughs at her for managing to get such a huge stain on her clothes*
Character A: *Gets embarrassed and defensive saying it’s the shot composition’s fault*
Character C: *Looks up and scolds the animator for not doing the cast’s laundry between scenes*
Faceless animator from off screen: *Tries to make excuses about not having time and trying to meet the episode deadline*
Character C: *Crosses her arms and turns her head away, says she’s disappointed in them*
Offscreen animator’s giant hand: *Reluctantly grabs the static clothing texture and pulls it away*
Character A: *Her shirt clothing texture is replaced with blank white void. She gets embarrassed and tries to cover herself up as if she was naked*
[Cut to short live action sequence of the disembodied hand of the animator throwing the static texture cloth into the washing machine, adding stain remover and starting the machine.]
[Time passes. Cut to disembodied hand tapping its fingers impatiently right before the washing machine dings complete. The hand throws it in the dryer. Resumes tapping impatiently]
[Time Passes. Cut to disembodied hand seemingly being asleep, then the dryer dings waking them up. Hand takes texture out of the dryer. Starts bringing the texture back to the set.]
Character C, offscreen: *Shouts at the animator demanding they iron it too*
[Cut to disembodied hand frantically ironing the texture.]
[Cut back to animated scene with main cast still at the same scene. Character A is still embarrassed and trying to cover herself up. Character B is asleep and loudly cartoonishly snoring. Character C is looking up at where ‘the animator’ is, impatiently tapping her foot and scowling]
Disembodied Hand: *Frantically tries to put the texture back in place. Accidentally puts it on upside down.*
Character C, scowling: *Raises an eyebrow*
Disembodied hand: *Frantically rearranges the texture and finally gets it in place correctly*
Character C, eyebrow still raised: *Asks if they’re forgetting something*
Disembodied hand, ‘standing’ on the ‘ground’ of the scene with its middle and ring finger posed as legs and its pointer and pinky as arms: *Goes into dogeza pose and desperately apologizes*
Character C: *Accepts apology, but gives a threatening warning not to let it happen again*
Disembodied hand: *’Runs’ offscreen frantically*
[The episode resumes as if nothing happened. This gag is never repeated and is never addressed for the rest of the show’s running]
Really gotta wonder what Pratchett was thinking, writing about a demon with "good cheekbones", who can do "weird things" with his tongue, who's secretly obsessed with the "pleasures of the world"...and then have him show absolutely no interest in women while having a clingy codependent relationship with his very-gay-coded angel friend. 🤔
i’ve thought about this. because i mean what are the odds, right? why would he write them gay? my instinct tells me that he did not write them queer on purpose. but the more i think about it, the more his intentions definitely seem to have been exactly what you’re implying. i mean it’s written in. it’s consistently written in with slurs, but it is written in.
here, have an info dump. i don’t have a hyperfixation you have a hyperfixation.
along with crowley’s general (gestures vaguely to the above) everything, in the book shadwell calls them both out for acting gay as fuck after their little heart-eyed “just enough of a bastard to be worth knowing liking” exchange:
“I wouldna’ trust you two Southern nancy boys to kill a lame rat in a barrel.”
aziraphale frequently gets more of the same treatment:
Many people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three impressions: that he was English, that he was intelligent, and that he was gayer than a treeful of monkeys on nitrous oxide.
“You are rubbish. And probably a faggot.” Aziraphale looked desperately at Crowley.
“‘Dear boy’! Ye great southern pansy.”
“I ken what ye be about, comin’ up here and seducin’ wimmen to do yer evil will!” “I think perhaps you’ve got the wrong shop,” said Aziraphale.
“Only, if you’re one of my ancestors,” continued Johnny Two Bones, “why are you talking like a poofter?
“Not just A Southern Pansy, Sergeant Shadwell, THE Southern Pansy.”
and then of course all the touching (which is decidedly not homophobic at all and is just very sweet):
Crowley grabbed Aziraphale’s arm.
In the Jeep, Crowley was cursing. Aziraphale laid a hand on his shoulder.
Aziraphale grabbed his arm.
Aziraphale held out his hand. “Nice knowing you,” he said. Crowley took it.
now, sure, maybe terry pratchett had a very evolved view of male friendship for a white englishman born in 1948, and thought this was a perfectly normal example of a platonic relationship between a gay angel and a gay demon.
but probably not. for my money he was thinking they were doing it nasty style. i truly have no other explanation for why he would make sure to mention that angels and demons can have genitals if they want.
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trod scribbled comic i did months ago that I genuinely cannot remember if ive posted already or not (idk if ill keep the scene but the vibes are what ill go for)
extra non-canon shenanigans drawn on stream:
An Angel’s Discomfort
Part 1 of my short Good Omens comic! 😇😈
hello my beautiful flowers!!!!!!!
(honorary flower pink is here too 🩷)
i think we should talk more about how radio omens crowley chose to be a serpent. like he just. picked snake? what’s that about.
crowley falls from heaven, takes a nice sulfur bath, sort of like a hot spring he might say, and then sits miserably in a towel and writes “snake” on his intake paperwork under “what’s the most horrible scary animal you can think of”?
or do we think lucifer takes pity on them and it’s actually “what’s your favorite animal that you want to hang out with forever and never be able to get rid of” and crowley was like oh good finally the amenities i was told i’d get for joining the rebellion
WAIT A MINUTE DID HE PICK SNAKE BEFORE SNAKES EXISTED? or did he choose to be a serpent seconds before emerging in the garden of eden???
like they’re briefing him on the job “alright crowley go up there and make some trouble. by the way lucifer wants us doing animorphs. i don’t even know. it’s— he’s really into it right now, it’ll be a big thing later on apparently. anyways here are the animals that exist in eden, pick which one you want to be. forever.”
@quoththemaiden oh that makes more sense 😂
Actually, no, I take it back, because here's the context:
Crawly: What's so bad about knowing the difference between good and evil? Aziraphale: It must be bad, otherwise you wouldn't be involved, Crawly. Crawly: I don't like that name. Aziraphale: You chose to be a serpent!
It could still be read as "you chose to Fall!" but there's definitely an emphasis on Aziraphale calling him Crawly and then them both being snippy about the name.
So yeah, solid point: He probably chose to be a snake. Probably even picked being a legless snake and didn't have the legs cursed off by God. Good for him! What a move.
(I really love the Radio characters being so snippy. They will banter about literally anything.)
oh but now you’ve got me thinking. do snakes crawl? they slither more than anything. so if we’re going off of actual bible lore and not my (admittedly entertaining) nonsense, maybe he’s all upset about the name because he had legs 5 minutes before that conversation happened, and now he doesn’t.
god said “oh, crawly, is it? you like crawling? shouldn’t have tempted eve with the apple then.” and aziraphale immediately adds salt to the wound
"You will crawl on your belly" is a common translation of God's curse, so I suspect the lack of legs should come before the Crawly name...
...but on the other hand, I'm all in favor of Radio!Aziraphale being snide.
(Wait, would that imply Aziraphale was the one to name him?)
oh i hadn’t heard that before! well then. i suppose so.
aziraphale naming him crawly is RIDICULOUS and i love it. it fits perfectly with the attitude they throw at each other in the radio drama. funnier still that crowley would just roll with it for a while after that lmaoooo he’s like ughhh well i don’t like it but it’s not like i can think of anything better. not one single better idea. i am in fact crawling now sometimes. though i can’t recall when crawly changes to crowley in the radio version. i remember it being much faster paced
friend is trying to sell her car bc shes moving to a state with vehicle inspections and her prius lives in defiance of god. anyway so shes cleaning it out at my apartment complex bc we have dumpsters and her roommate forgot to pay the trash bill. i will be liveblogging my experience watching her do this and you will understand why i refuse to help her
-threw out the floor mats entirely bc theres magic the gathering cards molded into them
-found an axe formely belonging to a friend who is now in jail
-four trash bags worth of clothes and an untold amount of fast food trash
guys theres a pile of chicken bones down there from wingstop im so scared
AND i hear "hey dude can i use ur washing machine real quick" and she pulls out a pair of pants from, i shit you not, 1940 and theyre moldified into a SOLID. those pants survived a war and couldnt last a year in her fucking shitbox istfg
shes cleaning out the Broken Glass Area of the backseat (normal thing to have. been there FOUR FUCKING YEARS)
fuckin blindly sticks her hand under the seat and pulls out a fully intact URANIUM GLASS PLATE. "for you :D" ... GIRL
"oh no i disturbed the nursery section of The Colony!!! D: D: " awesomesauce. i hope an asteroid comes and kills us both
i swear to god im not exaggerating here. anyway heres an incomplete list of everything we found inside:
-axe (stolen)
-earrings made out of dentures
-flavored condoms
-a quilt
-hello kitty sweater (stolen from a DIFFERENT ex-friend with a felony charge)
-deer spine
-baseball sized wad of human hair
-""sex apron""
-uranium glass plate
-pile of non-uranium non-car glass
-rollerblades
-complete phantom of the opera cd set
-magic the gathering cards mold-ified into a brick
-lego millennium falcon
-a CUTLASS??? (for "self defense")
-the back bumper of the car
-an entire fucking ant colony
and finally, perhaps the most disturbing,
-a pack of vanilla wax melts, inexplicably unmelted and intact despite sitting inside this terrarium-with-a-prius-wrapped-around-it in 100 degree heat for god knows how long
i must stress: before today she DID NOT KNOW about the ant colony in there . she thought ants just really liked to climb inside anytime the car was parked.
guys i cant take it anymore
bringing this post back bc i found a video of her offering me the phantom cd set and i said no because the box was coated in a syrupy mat of human hair and she was confused because "we know whos hair it is" ???? as if the origin of the hair was the only fucking holdup
Vixen's origin story
GOALS :D
saw this on twitter and wanted to save it here
Image transcript:
Thriving: "I got this"
Calm and steady with minor mood fluctuations
Able to take things in stride
Consistent performance
Able to take feedback and to adjust to changes or plans
Able to focus
Able to communicate effectively
Normal sleep patterns and appetite
Surviving: "Something isn't right"
Nervousness, sadness, increased mood fluctuations
Inconsistent performance
More easily overwhelmed or irritated
Increased need for control and difficulty adjusting to changes
Trouble sleeping or eating
Activities and relationships you used to enjoy seem less interesting or even stressful
Muscle tension, low energy, headaches
Struggling: "I can't keep this up"
Persistent fear, panic, anxiety, anger, pervasive sadness, hopelessness
Exhaustion
Poor performance and difficulty making decisions or concentrating
Avoiding interaction with coworkers, family and friends
Fatigue, aches and pains
Restless, disturbed sleep
Self-medicating with substances, food, or other numbing activities
In Crisis: "I can't survive this"
Disabling distress and loss of function
Panic attacks
Nightmares or flashbacks
Unable to fall or stay asleep
Intrusive thoughts
Thoughts of self-harm or suicide
Easily enraged or aggressive
Careless mistakes and inability to focus
Feeling numb, lost, or out of control
Withdrawal from relationships
Dependence on substances, food, or other numbing activities to cope
End transcript.
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This is canon and definitely happened. Trust, Tobias Fox told me himself.
I fear I’ve become a Blellow addict- they’ve infected my brain and they’re making me draw them
(Also happy ending for them- Yellow will not rot in jail eternal-style dw)
I think this is the single funniest artfight rule. Like....I guess?
WHO DID THIS
Rockwith Aleaf
A King deserves a Loyal Family
This is a redraw of another art I did prior to chp 5
Liked this one for the normal reasons