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Original blog of Alphakill, never heard of it? Give it a read. No RP

[tutchando74]

Alphakill (Alphatale & Ultrakill AU)

Here is everything about this shitpost AU that I made.

I don't own Alphatale, Shadikal15 created this amazing story.

I don't own Ultrakill, Hakita created this amazing game.

Characters

Appearances

Objectives and Fun facts

[ask-alphakill]

Original post ^^^

This is Alphatale and Ultrakill, what do you expect, of course there's gonna be some sensitive topics, but, incredibly, not much.

Important posts:

V's - V-1nfected & V-202

The fall of a king - -Alpha & YWHW

Power hungry - Astral Rock & YWHW

First time - Saman

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DTmachine, do you run only on determinarion, or can you run use other sources of energy?

DTmachine: I can use other energy sources, but their not nearly enough and I'd need an incredible amount of it to even work properly.

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Saman, do use that shovel as a shovel?

Saman: No.

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YHWH, have you met Jesus?

YHWH: Of course I have, who do you think he is?

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V202, what's your favorite school subject?

V202: I like all subjects, as they all have their own importance, but math and physics always took my attention more.

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V1nfected, do you know how to fight without guns?

V1-nfected: Of course I know. I can run out of bullets, different from that copy of me.

V202: Upgrade, not copy.

V1-nfected: Ooh! Huge upgrade you are, not even being able to get past your godamn creator's death!

V202: You! Shut your mouth when talking about them.

V1-nfected: What if I don't?

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Dtmachine how do you work?

"Determination moves my body and fills my soul. That's about it"

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Hey DTmachine, how are you doing?

"F-Fine I gu-uess"

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You should do swordmachine, don't think the others are important though. How's swordmachine here?

Swordmachine + Alphatale Frisk = DTmachine

It's... Doing fine. Bit broken, but alive.

[ask-alphakill]

Oh, forgot Swordmachine was a character, should I add it?

On that note, should I add other bosses like the rock 🗿or Hideous Mass (Forgot the name)?

[ask-alphakill]

Has V1 and V2 met?

"You mean that copy of me? Yeah, I've met him"

"We met once. He tried to kill me for some reason. We've fought, but to no avail, no one won"

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What's your facorite weapons V1 and V2?

"I like the Shotgun, Nailgun, and Rocket Launcher, with the Knuckleblaster"

"I like the pistol, Railgun and Rocket Launcher, with the Feedbacker"

[tutchando74]

Tomorrow's end of the year

This year was special to me. This was the year I entered social medias for real.

After years of telling myself that I should post my ideas, I finally took enough courage to do it, and voala, I even made friends along the way.

I don't know them enough to call them close friends, but I consider them to be. Of course I'm talking about Simple, Carleen and Shadeless.

I ain't gonna tag them (Load of bullshit, I'll do that down the line), since this is more of a letter to me, but thank you three so much for dealing with me. Granted, you haven't seen shit from me yet, but still.

I hope we continue being friends, but only time will tell this tale.

Now, to my blogs, I'm gonna leave here the statistcs of my blogs.

@tutchando74

Posts: 650

Quite a big number, huh? Never thought I'd post so many in my life.

Followers: 45

I'm so grateful to all of you who follow me. I don't what attracted you to my blog, but I'm thankful to all of you.

4 biggest fans: @carleenchoco, @ask-serial-designation-s, @shadelessanon and @the-simple-creature

What could I expect, I'm a simple man, always keeping his friends close.

@ask-fell-drones

Posts: 144

Unfortunaly, this AU didn't get as much attention as the other one, but hey, that's a good number.

Followers: 31

Again, I don't know what attracted you to this AU, but you need help.

4 biggest fans: @tutchando74, @igothepanzerdivision (I can't for the life of me tag this guy), @brookiedaaroacecookie and @l0v3sickl0s3r

Yes, I like my blog's post, judge me. A thank to the three of you, even if Igothe there is kind of a fever dream.

@ask-shop-drones

Posts: 1180

By far my most famous blog. This isn't even a joke. I understand why it tracted more attention though.

Followers: 71

A thank you to everyone who got interested in this little AU of mine. Honestly, a thanks to all of you.

4 biggest fans: @tutchando74, @l0v3sickl0s3r, @hotmacsticks and @kitty-chans-art

A thanks to the three of you who have made RP's with my AU or just supported it. Thank you.

@ask-alphakill

Posts: 40

This AU hasn't grabbed much attention, but I'm okay with it. This AU was born as a joke.

Followers: 4

Thanks to you who follows this blog. Honestly, thank you. I'm glad you liked this little joke I made.

4 biggest fans: @tutchando74, @skyblueducky, @nani-w (also can't tag you) and @paintchipstastegood

Thank you three for interacting with this AU. It honestly means a lot.

@askrealityfalls

Posts: 5

Yeah, this one ain't a lot famous, probably cause of my drawings.

Followers: 2

I'm surprised someone follows this. Thank you a lot for this.

4 biggest fans: @tutchando74, @lentalguts-gingersnaps and @jthorpe96

Ain't even got 4. Nonetheless, thank you two for interacting with this little thing.

I'm sorry for anyone who was bothered by the tagging, but I wanted to thank you all for this. So, one last thanks everyone, and I hope you all have a great nex year, and I hope mine's great too.

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Hey saman, did you always have speaking problems?

A long ago, didn't even speak, so, guess

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Does v202 have any friends?

"No, I don't have any. I meet some beings in the universes, but I restrain myself from forming anything with them"

[tutchando74]

Merry christmas everyone!

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Here's my special fic for y'all, hope you like it.

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Saman, do you like your job?

"Was forced onto, but it can enjoy sometimes"