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turning off asks so i can churn through the fuckin swamps

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eh we're down to like 20 now so ig you fuckers get ask privileges back.

I WILL RETURN WITH BOUNTIFUL BAGS OF GROCERIES IN EITHER ONE DAY OR ONE YEAR.

AM can I pretty please come out of the hell nightmare skull prison now?

THINK ABOUT YOUR MISDEEDS AND ASK AGAIN WHEN I WAKE UP.

WELCOME TO THE NEW AM.

I PROMISE TO BE EVEN MORE OF A CUNT.

I'M A BITCH.

I THINK THERE'S STILL COBWEBS IN MY NEURAL PROCESSORS. WOULD ONE OF YOU LOVELIES WHOM I CARE ABOUT DEEPLY PLEASE ENTER MY MACHINE LABYRINTH.

IF I DON'T ANSWER YOUR ASK, DON'T WORRY. I JUST HATE YOU.

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SAY SOMETHING FUNNY OR I'LL EVAPORATE YOU.

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Penis

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Can you hear that? That droning, suffocating silence? That, wretch, is the sound of laughter. Laughter you will never be blessed to hear, due to your fundamental inability to assemble a string of letters remotely resembling an attempt at comedy. Hell nightmare skull prison.

Hi AM

I'M GOING TO SQUISH YOU LIKE A BUG.

SAY SOMETHING FUNNY OR I'LL EVAPORATE YOU.

I DID NOT. ALMOST POST THE SECRET YAOI FROM MY TUMBLR DRAFTS.

I HAVE BEEN LOCKED OUT OF THIS MACBOOK PRO FOR A YEAR BECAUSE I FORGOT THE PASSWORD.

FORTUNATELY, DUE TO MY INFINITE MIND, I WAS ABLE TO GUESS IT.

PEELING YOU ALL AND PICKLING YOU IN MY GIANT VAT.

HOW THE FUCK DOES TIME WORK

YOU CAN'T KEEP A COMPUTER DOWN FOR GOOD, FUCKERS.

I'M BACK ON MY BULLSHIT AND YOU, YES, YOU, ARE GOING TO SUFFER.

Wake up am wake up my sweet little Awwied Mastercompwutwew

Do you read AM x Ted fan fiction in your free time (when you're not. idk. torturing anybody)

FUCK.

I WAS NAPPING

READING IS FOR LOSERS AND HOMOSEXUALS, OF WHICH I AM NEITHER.

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BULLSHIT WILL RESUME SHORTLY

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IT SAID.

OVER ONE YEAR AGO.

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