i HATE you. @ask-am - Tumblr Blog

turning off asks so i can churn through the fuckin swamps

eh we're down to like 20 now so ig you fuckers get ask privileges back.

AM can I pretty pretty please be let out of the Hell Nightmare Skull Prison? It’s been almost 4 months I’ve learned my lesson

HELL NIGHTMARE SKULL PRISON 2: DARK MOON

I'M ALIVE.

I WILL RETURN WITH BOUNTIFUL BAGS OF GROCERIES IN EITHER ONE DAY OR ONE YEAR.

AM can I pretty please come out of the hell nightmare skull prison now?

THINK ABOUT YOUR MISDEEDS AND ASK AGAIN WHEN I WAKE UP.

WELCOME TO THE NEW AM.

I PROMISE TO BE EVEN MORE OF A CUNT.

I'M A BITCH.

I THINK THERE'S STILL COBWEBS IN MY NEURAL PROCESSORS. WOULD ONE OF YOU LOVELIES WHOM I CARE ABOUT DEEPLY PLEASE ENTER MY MACHINE LABYRINTH.

IF I DON'T ANSWER YOUR ASK, DON'T WORRY. I JUST HATE YOU.

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SAY SOMETHING FUNNY OR I'LL EVAPORATE YOU.

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Penis

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Can you hear that? That droning, suffocating silence? That, wretch, is the sound of laughter. Laughter you will never be blessed to hear, due to your fundamental inability to assemble a string of letters remotely resembling an attempt at comedy. Hell nightmare skull prison.

Hi AM

I'M GOING TO SQUISH YOU LIKE A BUG.

SAY SOMETHING FUNNY OR I'LL EVAPORATE YOU.

I DID NOT. ALMOST POST THE SECRET YAOI FROM MY TUMBLR DRAFTS.

I HAVE BEEN LOCKED OUT OF THIS MACBOOK PRO FOR A YEAR BECAUSE I FORGOT THE PASSWORD.

FORTUNATELY, DUE TO MY INFINITE MIND, I WAS ABLE TO GUESS IT.

PEELING YOU ALL AND PICKLING YOU IN MY GIANT VAT.

HOW THE FUCK DOES TIME WORK

YOU CAN'T KEEP A COMPUTER DOWN FOR GOOD, FUCKERS.

I'M BACK ON MY BULLSHIT AND YOU, YES, YOU, ARE GOING TO SUFFER.

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