...i can see it

RJ, 27, 🏳️‍🌈, she/her just an amalgamation of current and past hyperfixations men and minors DNI🔞

[livixdunne-blog]

70 horrible questions ... Fuck it

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? 03: Do you regret anything? 04: Are you insecure? 05: What is your relationship status? 06: How do you want to die? 07: What did you last eat? 08: Played any sports? 09: Do you bite your nails? 10: When was your last physical fight? 11: Do you like someone? 12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? 14: Do you miss someone? 15: Have any pets? 16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? 17: Ever made out in the bathroom? 18: Are you scared of spiders? 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? 20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? 21: What are your plans for this weekend? 22: Do you want to have kids? How many? 23: Do you have piercings? How many? 24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? 25: Do you miss anyone from your past? 26: What are you craving right now? 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? 28: Have you ever been cheated on? 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? 30: What’s irritating you right now? 31: Does somebody love you? 32: What is your favourite color? 33: Do you have trust issues? 34: Who/what was your last dream about? 35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? 36: Do you give out second chances too easily? 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? 38: Is this year the best year of your life? 39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? 51: Favourite food? 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? 54: Is cheating ever okay? 55: Are you mean? 56: How many people have you fist fought? 57: Do you believe in true love? 58: Favourite weather? 59: Do you like the snow? 60: Do you wanna get married? 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? 62: What makes you happy? 63: Would you change your name? 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? 65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? 68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? 69: Do you believe in soulmates? 70: Is there anyone you would die for?

[offcenterbeltbuckle]

ehhh why not?

[skimble-shanks-the-railway-cat]

Sleeping like shit is soooo cool because the next day you get to feel like you have a disease

[kosmiclover]

may your 2026 be full of love and lesbian sex 🥰

[criminalmindsgonewrong]

BAU Job Application Form

thank you for your interest in joining the bau

requirements for the position include:

field experience

firearms qualifications and training

references from at least one other government agency

references from a professor and/or superior at the academy

candidates who suffer from car sickness need not apply

candidates who suffer from travel sickness on planes need not apply.

candidates who suffer from travel sickness on helicopters need not apply

a traumatic childhood is advised

mommy and/or daddy issues are encouraged

one or more dead parents is preferred, if no dead parents, we'll accept a dead sibling at a push

applying candidates must be in possession of perfect facial features

skinny queens only unless you're our personality hire

the ability to mindread is unfortunately a non-negotiable (we'll often announce that 'we need to give the profile' without conferring with each other, and you need to be ready to do your part immediately)

any successful candidates will have the highest pain tolerance known to man

please arrive with the acceptance that at some point you WILL experience at least one - but almost definitely more than one - of the following: abduction, gun shot wounds, knife wounds, grievous bodily harm, forced cannibalism, electrocution, the potential to be buried alive, adoption of a secret identity, travel to another part of the world almost certainly against your own free will, the certain endangerment and possible murder of a family member or friend, drugging and/or death (perhaps more than once)

we hold a united and consistent disdain for authority, so candidates who are opposed need not apply

children of serial killers welcome

addicts welcome

vigilantes welcome

rogue agents encouraged

please prepare your best, most disdainful 'ma'am'. you will be asked to demonstrate this at some point during the interview process, and your ability to deliver with conviction will affect the success of your application.

[coffin-sick]

even on tumblr i’m the quiet kid that sits in the corner and doesn’t really know anyone

[mythmagicetc]

likes your vaguepost to indicate that you can and should message me exactly what you were talking about in as much detail as possible xoxo

[walk-up-songs]

[one single bloodcurdling agonized scream] ok time to lock in

[offcenterbeltbuckle]

it's part of my morning breathing routine

[grapeseed-moony]

I have absolutely nothing appropriate to say.

Abs, aBs, abS........ ANYWAY save a horse ride a cowgirl 😝

[kenna-prentiss]

you know that awful feeling when you’re not out to any of your family but you’re sitting in the same room as a bunch of them and they start making comments like “after the first lesbian kiss on hallmark, the president quit and made pureflix so that wouldn’t happen”? no? just me? okay.

(i’m going to assume most everyone knows what hallmark is, but for those who don’t know what “pureflix” is, it’s basically hallmark but way more heteronormative and homophobic)

[offcenterbeltbuckle]

[offcenterbeltbuckle]

[byjove]

we all have a really normal friend who is like the yellow lab they put in with a cheetah to keep them calm

[undertheinfluencex1]

No Noise November, everybody stfu next month

[greelin]

you’re stuck living with your icon for a month have fun

[alleybloom]

a nice romantic walk where i crash into you every time we turn a corner bc i have No fuckin idea where i'm going

[kosmogrl]

[katy1kenobi]

I love when straight men are homophobic toward lesbians by hanging shit on us for eating pussy. Like the puffed chest “carpet muncher” as if they didn’t just tell us they’ve never made their girlfriend cum.