Ancalagon the Black

I am the greatest of all the dragons ever created by the Lord Melkor. I would not mind anyone coming over for...dinner.

[stupidtolkieniancomics]

Dragons are smooth motherfuckers *____________*

thanks to the lovely anon who gave me the idea <3

[thebreathofarda]

Brother, please… stop. You are making a fool of yourself more than usual.

[ask-ancalagon]

*grins*

[hazupumpkin]

Blow up my inbox.

[ask-ancalagon]

Would you rather..

Fuck, kill or marry

This or that

Personal questions

Creepy anons

Random questions

Advice

Love/hate

Anonymous secrets

Anything you want!

[tolkienbucketlist]

Art: Ted Nasmith.

[thebreathofarda]

Please, not again.

[ask-ancalagon]

Banquet? *looks interested*

With several elves, you say?

[ask-ancalagon]

((hello, I am officially no longer dead/inactive etc. XD anyone want to play with the dragon?  He is usually quite hospitable, except when he's hungry...))

[thebriar]

I was looking for a picture of Smaug on google and came across this instead

I’m not quite sure what to think

[ask-ancalagon]

This is actually quite accurate.

[angamaite-deactivated20140320]

[ask-ancalagon]

Ancalagon regards the elf with half-lidded eyes.  ”Oh, do hush already,” he sighs. “I just ate, you should be glad.  Now be quiet and stop bothering me.  Unless you would like to contribute to my treasure hoard,” —he shifts slightly to reveal that his entire bulk is resting on an enormous pile of gold and jewels— “or my kitchens?”

[angamaite-deactivated20140320]

“Go away,” he whimpers.

[ask-ancalagon]

“…why should I?” returned the dragon, lazily laying his head back upon his limbs.

[angamaite-deactivated20140320]

“Because I don’t want to die again…” 

He has curled into a ball by now.

[ask-ancalagon]

Ancalagon regards the elf curiously. "What in Arda is wrong with you?" he asks. "Most of your kind either run or make challenges.  What are you doing?"

[angamaite-deactivated20140320]

The scorching breath on the back of his neck is just like on the day of his death, all over again. Angaráto screams.

“Help!!”

He starts running in a panic.

“Findaráto! Help!!!! Anyone!”

[findaratoldyouso]

Finrod catches Angrod by the shoulders and bends his head to meet his eyes. “It is not real. Do you understand?”

[angamaite-deactivated20140320]

“It’s real!” he screams. “He’s going to burn me! Where is ‘Náro? He already killed him, like that time. I saw it. I saw him burn. Help me!!”

[ask-ancalagon]

Ancalagon regards the elf with half-lidded eyes.  ”Oh, do hush already,” he sighs. “I just ate, you should be glad.  Now be quiet and stop bothering me.  Unless you would like to contribute to my treasure hoard,” —he shifts slightly to reveal that his entire bulk is resting on an enormous pile of gold and jewels— “or my kitchens?”

[angamaite-deactivated20140320]

“Go away,” he whimpers.

[ask-ancalagon]

"...why should I?" returned the dragon, lazily laying his head back upon his limbs.

[angamaite-deactivated20140320]

The scorching breath on the back of his neck is just like on the day of his death, all over again. Angaráto screams.

“Help!!”

He starts running in a panic.

“Findaráto! Help!!!! Anyone!”

[findaratoldyouso]

Finrod catches Angrod by the shoulders and bends his head to meet his eyes. “It is not real. Do you understand?”

[angamaite-deactivated20140320]

“It’s real!” he screams. “He’s going to burn me! Where is ‘Náro? He already killed him, like that time. I saw it. I saw him burn. Help me!!”

[ask-ancalagon]

Ancalagon regards the elf with half-lidded eyes.  "Oh, do hush already," he sighs. "I just ate, you should be glad.  Now be quiet and stop bothering me.  Unless you would like to contribute to my treasure hoard," --he shifts slightly to reveal that his entire bulk is resting on an enormous pile of gold and jewels-- "or my kitchens?"

[nerdyfacts]

(Source.)

[ask-ancalagon]

#are the mortals idiots or is the runt besting you?

Are you that ignorant of the ways of the dragons?  Really, Mairon, I thought even you knew that a dragon is able to sit on his treasure.

*looks at his own size, as compared to that of Smaug*

Obviously the mortals are idiots.  I should go roast them all and see what they think then.

[neo-japanesque]

HEAVEN | more and more (140p)

[lushfabglam-deactivated20230115]

All That Glitters…see more

[everythinglordoftherings-deacti]

This better be my cake

[filiabelialis]

This is an awesome idea. Although I’d also be tempted to make all the lesser rings of power as a batch of cupcakes, and give them to my friends. 

…But they would be all of them deceived, for another cupcake would be made. 

In my apartment, in the fires of my oven, I will bake in secret a Master Cupcake to control all the others. And into this cupcake I will pour my flour, my sugar, and my will to dominate all confections. 

[fyrdrakken]

Reblogging again for commentary.

[hamburgerjack-deactivated201404]

Wow. One does not simply have a birthday.

[morenamagia]

that bolded is KILLING ME

[rainelinde]

One cake to rule them all…

[ask-ancalagon]

#((now imagine mairon in an apron and chef hat #xD))

[mothpet]

upsides to being a dragon

everyones afraid of you

you can eat your enemies

youre fucking fly as hell

also some dragons can fly dont tell me that aint rad

breathing stuff that kills people

etc.

downsides to being a dragon

.

[speakfriendandenter]

“I’ll do anything for my dragon.”

[ask-scatha-blog]

#is there anything you should be telling us? #*raises brows* 

Indeed, brother.  I think there is~

[ask-ancalagon]

Is it a problem if I made the food give me a massage before I ate it?

[ask-ancalagon]

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[ask-ancalagon]

By the way, this was Scatha as a hatchling.

[ask-scatha-blog]

I’ve got more spikes than you~  In fact, I do say I looked more intimidating than you did as a hatchling.

[ask-ancalagon]

Oh shut up; that image is from when I was younger than you were at the top one.  

Intimidating, huh?

[ask-scatha-blog]

You can’t make me, dear brother~  *grins and blows smoke while laughing*

And of course.  Who wouldn’t run from those claws and spikes and fangs?

Now this on the other hand:

[ask-ancalagon]

Riiiight. We all know that that was not fearsome claws and spikes and fangs you were showing off; you were fell off a cliff while running to find food.  Very fearsome, flailing Scatha falling from the sky.

My back itched.

And what are you doing here?

[korpiklani]

[ask-scatha-blog]

Oh look it’s you again.

[ask-ancalagon]

Scatha.

Stop.

[ask-scatha-blog]

No.

[ask-ancalagon]

But I ate the kid too, recall, not just the fish

Yes.