Scatha the Silver

#is there anything you should be telling us? #*raises brows*

Indeed, brother. I think there is~

#ask ancalagon

By the way, this was Scatha as a hatchling.

I’ve got more spikes than you~ In fact, I do say I looked more intimidating than you did as a hatchling.

Oh shut up; that image is from when I was younger than you were at the top one.

Intimidating, huh?

You can’t make me, dear brother~ *grins and blows smoke while laughing*

And of course. Who wouldn’t run from those claws and spikes and fangs?

Now this on the other hand:

Riiiight. We all know that that was not fearsome claws and spikes and fangs you were showing off; you were fell off a cliff while running to find food. Very fearsome, flailing Scatha falling from the sky.

My back itched.

And what are you doing here?

#ask ancalagon #*blows smoke*

Oh please, I'm afraid your perception was flawed.

Of course it did. Right after you got a petting from that Vala.

And obviously I am tricking that creature into thinking I am friendly, so that I can eat it. Wiles are the best chance of survival for small creatures, when they are born.

But you on the other hand, wanted feeding, like a baby.

By the way, this was Scatha as a hatchling.

I’ve got more spikes than you~ In fact, I do say I looked more intimidating than you did as a hatchling.

Oh shut up; that image is from when I was younger than you were at the top one.

Intimidating, huh?

#ask ancalagon #1 2 3 4 I declare a dragon war

You can't make me, dear brother~ *grins and blows smoke while laughing*

And of course. Who wouldn't run from those claws and spikes and fangs?

Now this on the other hand:

korpiklani

Oh look it’s you again.

Scatha.

Stop.

#ask ancalagon #When are you not hungry?

No.

By the way, this was Scatha as a hatchling.

#ask ancalagon #Now that is not scary at all

I've got more spikes than you~ In fact, I do say I looked more intimidating than you did as a hatchling.

korpiklani

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Oh look it's you again.

#ask ancalagon

#is this one of yours? *raises brow*

…………….. looks more like one of Smaug’s, wouldn’t you think?

zigur-baran

Does Smaug look black to you?

Do I look golden?

#*pinches his chubby cheeks*#wook at the widdle dwagon~#*grins*

That is Ancalagon. As a little hatchling.

Smaug Headcanon

Smaug met Scatha several times during his years in the Withered Heath. He didn’t particularly like the dragon, for they were both arrogant and stubborn. On his last meeting with Scatha they fought, Smaug received a wound to the gut from the wyrm. In return he gave Scatha gaping laceration on the side of his face. Smaug’s wound healed, leaving a thick, twisted scar as a memory of the encounter. He has no knowledge of Scatha’s fate after the encounter.

#conversationswithsmaug #OOC POST #headcanons

((Ouch~ xD Perhaps we ought to collaborate a little over headcanons? I have a couple that clash with this; Smaug was the runt and Scatha was always nicer to him than the other dragons because of that, especially defending him from the larger ones who jokingly regarded Smaug as a meal. Scatha is on the bigger end of the size scale, close-ish to Ancalagon's size, but not nearly as huge.))

((Scatha and Ancalagon are in my askbox, oh dear. I’m both excited and nervous.

Hello, sorry to not respond immediately, but I’m a bit afraid of the possible conflict that follows. You see, there is often disagreement within the fandom…

((Bless you both.))

#conversationswithsmaug #ooc post

((Oh, no problem~ ^^ Also, I forgot to mention, we have the headcanon that Smaug is the runt, but if you want to change that, go ahead! :) Scatha is a slight bit nicer to smaller creatures than Ancalagon; Ancalagon is always hungry XD))

((Scatha and Ancalagon are in my askbox, oh dear. I’m both excited and nervous.

Hello, sorry to not respond immediately, but I’m a bit afraid of the possible conflict that follows. You see, there is often disagreement within the fandom about Smaug’s origins. Some say he was born in the Second Age while others say he was made by Melkor before the War of Wrath. I personally go with the Second Age route and have a few headcanons about his relationship with both dragons. If you don’t mind a short wait I’ll post my headcanons about each and then we can decide how to proceed and if you would still like to interact, is that alright?))

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((No problem~ We--Ancalagon and I--actually have the headcanon that Ancalagon is the ancestor of Smaug, since he's cited to be 'Father of Winged Dragons' by Tolkien, descended from Glaurung, who is the 'Father of All Dragons'. Smaug probably was born in the Second Age, like you say, and Scatha probably sometime in the First~))

#conversationswithsmaug

Smaug, the Cake

jauntylittlefrillyboy

That’s a cake?

That’s a cake.

That’s a c a k e ? !

cumber-porn

Jesus! That’s a CAKE!!

*stares at this*

…………………..

Okay, I know he’s small and everything, but….

*has a laughing fit so hard it causes a major earthquake*

Oh my. *blows smoke amusedly*

/tilts head You must excuse that brother of mine. He becomes rather crude and reverts to the nature of a hatchling when hungry.

Another dragon?! *shrinks away* Ai!

*rolls eyes* Honestly, elfling, I have no intention of eating you. I am quite full, in fact, thank you.

*carefully peers back up* I…

*clears throat and tries again*

Your….brother?…has some intention of eating me, it seems.

*blows smoke* Yes, but think of it rationally. You are in Valinor. He is not, and is too lazy to fly all the way there just to eat you.

To be fair, I’ll either eat her or Mairon, with Tevildo possibly for desert. But it has been so long since I have had good elf…. *looks at Elemmírë and licks lips* My rack of elf-spices is sadly unused. And this one looks so delectable!

*squeaks*

*starts thinking about canceling those plans to go to Imladris*

*yawns* I think I shall take my leave, elf. You seem absolutely petrified, and my bed is calling.

/tilts head You must excuse that brother of mine. He becomes rather crude and reverts to the nature of a hatchling when hungry.

Another dragon?! *shrinks away* Ai!

*rolls eyes* Honestly, elfling, I have no intention of eating you. I am quite full, in fact, thank you.

*carefully peers back up* I…

*clears throat and tries again*

Your….brother?…has some intention of eating me, it seems.

*blows smoke* Yes, but think of it rationally. You are in Valinor. He is not, and is too lazy to fly all the way there just to eat you.

All this talk of eating people, my goodness.

Can we not just settle for some light salad with caramelized apples and plums?

Are you crazy?

Salad?

Me?

I am a dragon. Foolish elf.

I didn’t mean to cause offense or anything, I just..

…oh…

Honestly, did your people not preserve any record of me? You have never heard anything about dragons in general?

What kind of idiots are these elves?

And to think they have a reputation for being wise. *shakes head*

It is not that, I just thought that if you were so hungry, any food might suffice, without causing undue strife between you and your friends…?

Any food, yes. But a salad with apples and plums is hardly food.

andifI’mbeingmeanit’sbecauseI’mhungry.Arethereanyspareelves?

That, I believe, would be your opinion. But have you ever tried it? They can be very good.

Spare elves?! For you to eat, you mean! Of course not! Every life is precious! *horror-struck*

Hmph. Salads. They make good enough sides, I suppose, but never enough to live off of.

Every life is precious? Well, that includes mine! And if I don’t eat soon I swear I might die of starvation! Are there any spare Men, perhaps? Orcs are disgusting. Where is Tevildo and that brood of his? Or a good, crunchy elf or 22.76 of them… Elves are most delicious. Have you ever tried it?

It seems I manage well enough…

“A good crunchy elf”? *shudders* But why 22.76 of them…?

No, I have not! And I never would want to! The very thought is repulsive!

You, however, are a puny and strange little elf. I am a dragon. Which I already told you.

Yes, the bones are crunchy. They also make funny sounds if you eat them whole. *cackles* And 22.76, of course, because the other 0.24 of the last one I give to Tevildo’s giant mass of kittens to fatten them up.

*shrugs* Your loss. They’re delectable.

……. So what if I am short and eccentric, especially for my Vanyarin kin?

*horror-struck and just stares with wide eyes*

Does that mean that if I ate you they would not miss you much?

No! Just—just stay away from me!

/tilts head You must excuse that brother of mine. He becomes rather crude and reverts to the nature of a hatchling when hungry.

Another dragon?! *shrinks away* Ai!

*rolls eyes* Honestly, elfling, I have no intention of eating you. I am quite full, in fact, thank you.

All this talk of eating people, my goodness.

Can we not just settle for some light salad with caramelized apples and plums?

Are you crazy?

Salad?

Me?

I am a dragon. Foolish elf.

I didn’t mean to cause offense or anything, I just..

…oh…

Honestly, did your people not preserve any record of me? You have never heard anything about dragons in general?

What kind of idiots are these elves?

And to think they have a reputation for being wise. *shakes head*

It is not that, I just thought that if you were so hungry, any food might suffice, without causing undue strife between you and your friends…?

Any food, yes. But a salad with apples and plums is hardly food.

andifI’mbeingmeanit’sbecauseI’mhungry.Arethereanyspareelves?

That, I believe, would be your opinion. But have you ever tried it? They can be very good.

Spare elves?! For you to eat, you mean! Of course not! Every life is precious! *horror-struck*

Hmph. Salads. They make good enough sides, I suppose, but never enough to live off of.

Every life is precious? Well, that includes mine! And if I don’t eat soon I swear I might die of starvation! Are there any spare Men, perhaps? Orcs are disgusting. Where is Tevildo and that brood of his? Or a good, crunchy elf or 22.76 of them… Elves are most delicious. Have you ever tried it?

It seems I manage well enough…

“A good crunchy elf”? *shudders* But why 22.76 of them…?

No, I have not! And I never would want to! The very thought is repulsive!

You, however, are a puny and strange little elf. I am a dragon. Which I already told you.

Yes, the bones are crunchy. They also make funny sounds if you eat them whole. *cackles* And 22.76, of course, because the other 0.24 of the last one I give to Tevildo’s giant mass of kittens to fatten them up.

*shrugs* Your loss. They’re delectable.

……. So what if I am short and eccentric, especially for my Vanyarin kin?

*horror-struck and just stares with wide eyes*

Does that mean that if I ate you they would not miss you much?

No! Just—just stay away from me!