Shadow 3-4

Shadow Company sniper and Hostage Rescue

[ask-azelea]

Shadow 3-4

(I belong to @doodling-doodle!)

Azelea "Azz" Helms, Lieutenant in Shadow Company

Ask me all sorts of things! I don't mind!

[shadow0-1]

Happy pride from the shadow company PR manager (real)

[ask-azelea]

Hell yeah, you tell em, PR manager... I didn't know we had one, but I love you already

Seriously, Graves, when did we get one

[ask-americas-monster]

What's with the lifeguard skin?

Bet with Woods...

[ask-azelea]

With all due respect, sir... I think you need to stop making bets with Woods

[ask-americas-monster]

I won most of them...I'm just not as cruel with the penalties.

[ask-azelea]

Okay now I have to ask which bets you won

[ask-americas-monster]

What's with the lifeguard skin?

Bet with Woods...

[ask-azelea]

With all due respect, sir... I think you need to stop making bets with Woods

[ask-emile]

iPad man

- Azelea

Lil shit

[ask-azelea]

Just to be clear

This WILL be brought up at your wedding

<3

[ask-emile]

......

*points*

You. Little. Shit

[ask-azelea]

Love you too, bud *smiles sweetly*

[ask-emile]

Pssst... hey man... you want some of these watermelon candies I got...

- Azzy

Azzy, I'm highly suspect of 99% of thing you give me

Whether they'll blow up in my hand or make me sleep

Your eating em with me

[ask-azelea]

):

You think I'd do that to you? Noooo, never!

*chomps a handful of candies*

See? Perfectly fine!

I'm an innocent women

[ask-emile]

iPad man

- Azelea

Lil shit

[ask-azelea]

Just to be clear

This WILL be brought up at your wedding

<3

[shadow5-7]

[Shadow Potluck]

im flatline. I'm bringing pumpkin pie, apple pie, tacos de birria and boozedrinks to the function.

[anyone is free to bring their own food items even if you're not a shadow!! though shadows are the primary target audience]

[ask-mythrite-ocs]

I’m eh… Switchblade, and I’m bringing this beef stew. I think I cooked it right.

[ask-azelea]

I'm Azzy! I'm bringing cupcakes, pot pies and lemonade!

[ask-azelea]

Hunting tip. If you’re trying to kill someone, and have another person with you, don’t team up on running after the person, make your friend hide in the person’s room if your at a motel or something like that, because the first place they will most likely go is there room to hide and probably call the cops, but guess who’s in there waiting for them, your friend, and it’s better with more people because you have them surrounded.

-Pixel

...

Wow

Uh

Thanks Pixel! That actually does help

[ask-azelea]

Just take it, I gave you extra..

The McDonald’s employee who got yelled at

Sorry you have to deal with that, hun... thank you for the extra, and here, have a tip. Hope you have a better day!

[ask-azelea]

Azelea, a survival tip. You can eat wasp larvae, they are high in protein and vitamin B2, and in my opinion because I can barely taste most things, they are pretty good

-Pixel

...

How do you know that, Pixal.

[ask-azelea]

Heard you had it quite rough recently. I just wanted to check in if you're doing ok.

So... how are you right now?

@kilia-herzog

... I'm okay, Kilia. It's just rough right now. But you don't need to worry about me, okay? I promise that I'm alright

Thank you for being worried about me, though

[ask-azelea]

what do you think of Fussel?

_ @kilia-herzog

Man, I feel really stupid asking this, but... who's Fussel? I honestly haven't heard of them before

If their someone in the company I don't know, I'm so sorry

[kilia-herzog]

Fussel is my puppy

[ask-azelea]

I love him

I love him I love him I love him

[kilia-herzog]

Fussel is still a little baby and the Smallest pup on base.... even the cat is bigger

[ask-azelea]

Nox is the sweetest baby though

[ask-azelea]

what do you think of Fussel?

_ @kilia-herzog

Man, I feel really stupid asking this, but... who's Fussel? I honestly haven't heard of them before

If their someone in the company I don't know, I'm so sorry

[kilia-herzog]

Fussel is my puppy

[ask-azelea]

I love him

I love him I love him I love him

[ask-azelea]

what do you think of Fussel?

_ @kilia-herzog

Man, I feel really stupid asking this, but... who's Fussel? I honestly haven't heard of them before

If their someone in the company I don't know, I'm so sorry

[ask-azelea]

KitKat running up to Azz, almost falling

“Can I borrow your jacket real quick?! I’m trying to hide!” 

-KitKat

Wha- you know what, sure *takes off her jacket to drap over him* now who are you hiding from?

[ask-the-shadow-demon]

We’re impressed by @ask-7-11 and @ask-emile

[pampanope]

Huh….

Impressed by what exactly?

[mr-1-2-3-4]

Inspired my fault-

[ask-azelea]

Guys, your impressive, be happy about it!