Ask The Shadow Demon

Smack this man

[ask-the-shadow-demon]

🔹-“I hate all of you. Except Moribund<3”

(Blog own by @mr-1-2-3-4)

[ask-7-11]

You've been selected to achieve "Unc" status. How do you feel about this?

I’ll let you know how I feel

Once I find out what an “Unc” is…?

[ask-7-11]

Alright so

I’m fine with it

And I can rightfully assume you’re someone younger

Shrug

There’s worse things to have than uncle status

[ask-the-shadow-demon]

Your old. You and dad are both grandparents. Hell… Ashley might have a baby. Stop sitting in your office for months, the fucking medbay exploded, TWICE.

[ask-7-11]

Hey L.T what happened with you and Peaches? Did y'all break up or was it one of those "one time" things?

-🦴A Mutt's Bone🦴-

Haha you’re so silly, anon

We were never together that way.

He saved my life on a mission and allowed me to complete my objective.

And in return, I vouched for his place in Shadow Company, kept Graves from shooting him outright.

And i sorta kinda gave him his callsign

Makes his Konni-ness less intimidating

That’s all. No intimacy 👀

[ask-the-shadow-demon]

Hello anon this is the Scottish Jackass he’s dating, not 7s

[ask-7-11]

A pink ball gets thrown into your office, it says “happy easter!” Then you hear Shadows cursing and running off, and pink smoke fills your room and a very familiar voice yells “you didn’t aim fucking high enough”. It’s a smoke bomb

Sighs

The office now smells of bubblegum and ass

Pulls up security footage of the hallway on the phone

Sends footage to contact labled

❤️HUSBANDO❤️

Is about to press “call” button, but…

“Eh, he could be busy.”

Opens messages

[“Hey if you’re not busy, can you use your fancy spy software to determine the heights and measurements of the Shadows in the footage I sent you? And use that data to check for any men missing during the tine stamped on that footage. Please and Thanks, Love.”]

Sent

He had a REALLY strong hunch about the culprits….

But assuming is bad practice.

“Looks like we got some volunteers for extra PT.”

[ask-the-shadow-demon]

-meanwhile Pixel & and Delta are hiding under a truck as Pixel lost his inhaler running away-

Pixel-“my lungs feel like they’re gonna collapse…”

Delta-“good!”

[ask-7-11]

mama's boy!

sighs

Yeah. I was.

I was a bit of a crybaby, too 😩

[ask-the-shadow-demon]

-Ashley just stands there with a tray of freshly baked cookies-

Ashley-“which one are we talking about?”

[kings-out-of-pocket-hell]

A Walk for ice cream

The lovely efren belongs to @pampanope

Just efren and emile going out together

[ask-7-11]

Ahh

Best way to spend a Sunday

Two of us

Me and coffee ice cream

Him and toffee

And i try to steal some of his

Perfect day 👌

[ask-the-shadow-demon]

(The real concern is. Who the hell babysit the 3 and a half heathens at home- HiJack is going to stand there as Carjack and Pixel fight while Delta goes missing into the forest- then Pixel sets the house on fire- you can not leave them alone together🥲)

[ask-mythrite-ocs]

-Pixel looks over at a wet Switchblade in the passenger seat of his truck-

Pixel-“so like.. you want a happy meal?- you know… after you backfliped off a bridge because a shady guy said he’d give you a knife if you did..”

…Fine.

*Switch sunk into the seat, not enjoying the soaked state of her clothes*

Fucker didn’t even give the knife… and add in one of those apple pies… please.

*She’s already reaching for her wallet*

[ask-the-shadow-demon]

-Pixel grabs her wallet and throws it into the back seat and pats her head-

Pixel-“I pay:]”

-Before Switchblade can even protest, she’s already handed a happy meal with 2 apple pies and a McFlurry-

[ask-7-11]

r u married?

[ask-the-shadow-demon]

Pixel-“unsurprisingly I was dragged into the corner. Because apparently giving Emile a death glare, socking Delta in the face, and leaving HiJack on the floor with no crutches was apparently against the rules, also I ate mom’s- Efren’s ring within an hour that day…”