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hgh hh hiatus?

yeah so i can’t find the drive to continue this blog due to my workload/ commissions/ life! i might come back!

what do you think of sadists/masochists?

**Smacks ruler** “I think they need to figure out that punishments are meant to teach, not to pleasure.” 📏.

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“E-Excuse me...?” 🍎

Miss Bonnie ima give ya a peck on the cheek your a GODDESS THAT DESERVES BETTER- HECK OFF I-WAX-MY-HEAD-BALDI ٩(๑`ȏ´๑)۶

“You’re the absolute sweetest, Darling! And- I do say that you’re very much correct~!” 🍎 **smooches**

“Pardon me?” > : ( 📏

A little bit of bad news-

Sorry that I’ve been offline, everyone! I was really excited to get back to the blog and post art again- but I’m a bit nervous.

Some people have been stealing my Baldi art and posting it without my permission or credit, and I’m a little nervous to post more in case that gets stolen as well. Again, I will be posting again! I just want to sort a few things out with some thieves before I do- thank you all for being so patient with me! ;;

(Gif is from Totoro lmao)

#bbieal #askbaldi #baldi's basics in education and learning #baldi #sorry #mod #art theft

If a student spoke russian and they were unable to understand your math equations, would you help them or beat them?

“This is such a specific question- why would a child that only spoke Russian be in my classroom? As my student?” 📏

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gosh baldi calm ur shit

I failed my High School Allbergie Math Class including failed some of my math tests 'F' :( Can you help me?

“Help you? You’re obviously incapable of help. If you’re really serious about turning your grades around, come after-school to study.” 📏

#bbieal #baldi's basics in education and learning #baldi #askbaldi

"I would like to join the play Bonnie."

“Of course you can join! There’s limited roles- so you might have to play the sugar plum fairy- if that’s okay?” 🍎

#bbieal #baldi's basics in education and learning #askbaldi #baldi

(no I don't wanna share the note w/ the class-) hello, Miss Bonnie!

“Hello~! It’s nice to meet you, Emy!” 🍎

#bbieal #baldi's basics in education and learning #baldi #askbaldi

how come miss bonnie has an apple if eating isnt allowed?

“Oh! You can eat in the- hallway…? No, that’s not right-…the…bathroom? T-The…I suppose the apple is just for decoration.” 🍎

#bbieal #baldi's basics in education and learning #baldi #askbaldi

purplesbbiealart

my take of Baldi may hate me but that doesn’t stop me from giving that tall boi a smooch!💚 I'm gonna be getting a ruler to the face in a few seconds😆

#god bless???#someone had to do it and im too scared

Miss Bonnie's really cute!! Anyways, is she really into plays and stuff like that?

“Oh, yes~! I love anything that brings this lovely little ‘family’ closer! And, thank you so much for the compliment! It’s wonderful to get some recognition around here.” 🍎

“She into everything that spoils my lunch break and drives me up the wall.” 📏

“…Maybe so.” 🍎

#bbieal #baldi's basics in education and learning #baldi #askbaldi

Hey Baldi! I barely passed my math test, but I have an apple for you (please don't get mad)! Here's my question, aren't you married?? Why did you get a job as a math teacher?

“Gee, thanks. That will surely boost your grade. You should know that I don’t care for apples or whatever you students think will make me easier on you. And, married? Absolutely not; who gave you that idea?”

#baldi's basics in education and learning #baldi #askbaldi #bbieal

“Good morning, students! I’m your new science teacher, Miss Bonnie, and I’d like to formally make the announcements that ‘asks’ are re-opened! If you’d like to ask me- or... Baldi...- anything, just feel free to drop a question and he’ll get to it right away! 🍎”

“Just ignore her. She tends to be a nuisance when she doesn’t get the attention she thinks she deserves.”

#bbieal #baldi's basics in education and learning #baldi #askbaldi #send me asks #asks open #new character for the blog guys yikes #lemme have fun with this shit ; )

spank me baldi (Also ur ig is ✨)

“Go to the principal’s office. Where on Earth did you learn that language?… I’m sure your parents will deck out that punishment as soon as I show them your report card, anyways.”

(Mod: Aa A A A!! <3 Babes that’s so sweet!! Thank you so much!!!! <3)

#baldi #baldisbasics #baldis basics in education and learning #bbieal #kinda nsfw?

Baldi can you teach me after lesson with your ruler?

“You want me to hit you? No- that can’t be right. Oh! Of course- you must be having problems with different forms of measurement then.”

“I’ll be sure to make a practice test just for you; just let me know what days you can stay after so I can quiz you.”

#baldi's basics in education and learning #baldi #askbaldi #bbieal

Baldi...I failed a math class at high school—-DON’T BEAT ME WITH YOUR RULER PLEASE DON’T!I was hoping you can help me with math?I’m horrible at it. ;-;

“Failed a math class? H̴o̷w̵ ̶m̷u̶c̵h̴ ̷o̸f̵ ̶a̴n̸ ̷i̸d̸i̶o̵t̵ ̶c̶a̵n̷ ̴y̴o̸u̶ ̶b̸e̷,̶ ̵k̵i̸d̵?”

“I run an after-school study session with a few other teachers- show up late, and you’ll be happy to know you’ll be failing this one too.”

#baldi's basics in education and learning #baldi #askbaldi #bbieal

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