The Dark Mite

It is I, Bat-Mite, your favorite 5th dimensional being here tp answer all the questions your little fan-hearts could dream of! Being the Imp that I am, I have access to every version of the Bat-lore and would love to discuss heroes, villains, and the in-betweens with all of you. I am especially fond of the Brave and the Bold series (as that is the form I have chosen to share with you all here). Feel free to ask any, and all, questions you may have about me, the Batman, or anything else you can think of! I'll be waiting.

[kingoftieland]

Rule the City. Own the Knight.

Rounding out my collection of complete sets of figures from the Batman “Arkham” series is 2015′s Arkham Knight. Intricately sculpted and based on the critically-acclaimed video game from Warner Bros. and Rocksteady Studios, these collectible figures feature multiple points of articulation and come with character-specific accessories. (I was even able to snag the hard-to-find GameStop Exclusive figures of the Red Hood and Battle Damaged Batman!) 🦇🎮

[ask-bat-mite]

How old are you?

That’s kinda difficult to answer since time works differently in my dimension.

Easiest way to say it is I’m older than you but not old for my species.

[ask-bat-mite]

Oh, you don't understand. I'm not making a form like Dr. Frankenstein, I'm just shapeshifting to look like something.

...good luck with that...

[ask-bat-mite]

You don't need to make a physical form from scratch! You can just borrow one from a human! Be careful with them tho they're way more fragile then they look.

Are you guys ok? Seriously this is getting weird.

You can’t just take someone’s body, unless they’re dead then opened whole other can of morality worms.

I don’t even know how to respond to this.

[ask-bat-mite]

I... don't think I have a body. Maybe I should make one. Thank you. You've inspired me. All I need now is an example to base it off of. I'll be back.

*nervous laughter*

Okay

[ask-bat-mite]

Are you wearing a mask?

Constantly.

Just as the rogues can’t see the true identity of the Batman, no one can see the real face of the Batmite.

Why do you ask?

[ask-bat-mite]

Wait, wasn’t Quisp AQUAMAN’s imp, not Flash? Flash’s imp was Mopee.

Did I say she was Flash’s imp?

I’m sorry if I did. You’re completely right, Qwsp is a little Green haired Imp with webbed hands and feet so she can swim with the Atlanteans better. 

Mopee is a little nerdy fellow, big glasses and all.

I don’t remember misnaming them but it’s possible. everyone makes mistakes sometimes.

[ask-bat-mite]

Are you immortal?

I guess by your standards I would be. My powers and physiology mean that people in the 3rd dimension can’t harm me unless I let them.

The Imp dimension however...

That’s another story.

[ask-bat-mite]

I'm not sure, actually. Maybe I am. I've never had a guarantee, though. If I am an Imp, I'm very young.

I don’t see how you can not know if you are or aren’t an imp. I mean, if you are an imp then you must’ve come from my dimension and that takes a lot of power to travel across to another dimension.

Now if you have reality warping there are species in the 3rd dimension that can do that. They’re just not as powerful as us Imps.

You’ll have to give me more information if you want me to help figure out what though.

If you’re still questioning if you’re an Imp or not, ask yourself one simple question. How tall are you? If the answer more that 2-3 feet there’s no way your an Imp.

[baddadjokez]

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field

[ask-bat-mite]

@askthescarecrow

[ask-bat-mite]

If he decided to take his anger out on Gotham because we dared like you better than him, it's no wonder he's disliked.

Yeah. But that’s Mxy for you. He has a temper like a firecracker, all fine until all of a sudden BOOM you’re hurling through the multiverse all because you’re “just a knockoff who hasn’t done anything to deserve the praise”

Good riddance I say. Hmmph

[ask-bat-mite]

(Determined Anon) Who said I was human?

Since you are using the anon feature I can’t tell whether or not you are human.

But hypothetically speaking, if you aren’t human, this still applies. He will still kill you.

You could be a Kryptonian for all he cares, he will still be stronger.

The only way you could stand a chance is if you too are an Imp from our dimension.

...

Are you?

[ask-bat-mite]

I am going to kill him. Do not try and stop me, I'm more determined than Bruce Wayne after he lost his parents.

Wha- No! you can’t! I appreciate the enthusiasm but you literally can’t.

You can’t even get to him since he’s in another dimension and even if you could no one of this world could stand a chance, not even Superman.

I’d hate for one of the people I’ve befriended on here to get hurt, anon or not, ESPECIALLY if it was because of me.

[ask-bat-mite]

.......I’m guessing you got into a fight with your guest. And since you were not a pile of dust I’m guessing you won

Yeah. This happened because of a fight with Mxy.

Simple answer? Mxy got mad, like Mxy does. But he decided to take it out on Gotham so I...….I panicked and ripped open a portal out of this dimension. We tumbled through and we fought. But I’m back now and you don’t have to worry about him for awhile.

So how have you guys been?

[ask-bat-mite]

What’s your favorite Batman movie?

Favorite movie? Man that’s a hard one to answer. There are so many options!

There’s the various live action series, the animated ones, heck isn’t there a LEGO Batman movie now?

I can’t make my favorite, but I can name a few I really enjoyed in no particular order :

Under the Red Hood

Batman Begins

Batman Vs Dracula

Batman (1989)

I do have the Gotham by Gaslight movie on hand but I jus haven’t had the chance to watch it yet. I’ve heard it’s not very good but I’ll be the judge of that.

[ask-bat-mite]

Woah you are back. Yay!

Yeah! I’m back! Yay!

[ask-bat-mite]

Hey man nice to see you came back. And why are you wearing a sweater

I love how this is my fist question after coming back!

Hehe. If you couldn’t tell I’m not in the best shape so I’m kinda in the mood for just chillaxing here at home for a bit. No suit needed for that.

Sometimes just chilling at home with your stuffed animal, a good book, and in an oversized sweater is the best kind of self care.