Clown Event still probable

(He/Him) Hunk Unc, Born in '86, living in Toronto, used to draw, trying to get into the habit to draw regularly. I'm also trying to get into writing more seriously. I like a lot of stuff. I will draw your OC. Send me an ask. No NSFW, please. PFP is my OC, Cicero The Clown https://www.tumblr.com/blastovkatamarinecromancy/search/cicero%20the%20clown

[iamheavymeta-lll]

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

This could be us

[what-even-is-thiss]

Gets stuck in the past and makes a random village get way smarter and less violent in a generational sense because I keep smacking people over the head with a stick and telling them that it’s the devil’s metal whenever they try to use lead for something in my presence and there develops a very niche regionalized superstition that an angry warlock will jump out of a tree and beat the shit out of you if you touch lead with your bare hands

[what-even-is-thiss]

Gets excommunicated by the Catholic Church for telling people that they can banish the devil from their water if they boil it therefore saving hundreds of people from a cholera outbreak but I don’t care and keep trying to convince the locals to use soap more often

[what-even-is-thiss]

Meets another iseksied person in the far past and beats the shit out of them for participating in the slave trade and eating moldy bread

[what-even-is-thiss]

Gets seen as crazy when I say I’m distilling peppermint oil to banish the miasma but people start asking to have some real quick when the Black Death comes to town and I am unaffected due to my constantly minty fresh house repelling rodents and fleas alike

[finleythecatperson]

You’re not at all worried about being labeled a witch and burned at the stake?

[what-even-is-thiss]

Witch burnings were very specifically a mid 1500s to mid 1600s phenomenon and I went back further than that so I’m fine as long as I don’t try to convince people that the earth revolves around the sun.

[finleythecatperson]

You’ve thought this out thoroughly and I appreciate that

[selfcarereminder]

put your phone down for just one hour and exist in your actual physical space for a bit

[jaydove-writes]

I watched the sunrise with my wife for the first time.

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

my actual physical space is a windowless office and two screens chockfull of spreadsheets. Lemme scroll man

[mochiobonio]

its literally them holy shit

[newtypeoffreak]

"i don't know.. that's scary.." has become such a core part of my vocabulary that I forget people will not immediately understand that I'm making a reference when i say that

[flyinghellfish]

[krafterwrites]

[autumnlly]

my favorite chapter 5 ralsei line

[chantalim]

Here's the link to help out.

Donate to Help Chantal Escape Domestic Abuse, organized by Chantal Imerti

Hi I'm Chantal. I'm an artist from NYC and for the past 12 years I have been in a … Chantal Imerti needs your support for Help Chantal Esc

[zootycoon-archive]

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

[loseremo]

[syzygy-yzygy]

THE ORIGINAL? ON MY DASH

[this-too-too-sullied-flesh]

this post led to a series of events that had martin scorsese himself reacting to his alleged movie goncharov and it has less than 400k notes almost 3 years later?

[the-composite-doll]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[magical-soup]

There is no such thing as “the evil kill-people disorder that makes you kill people”; it has always been a myth made up by demonization to sell more ableism.

[pyrose-the-flame]

"the evil abuse-people disorder that makes you abuse people" is also a myth, no matter what people on TikTok try to tell you

[prokopetz]

Worldbuilding exercise #137: imagining how answers regarding mildly obscure trivia about your setting's culture, geopolitics, and history would be phrased on a hypothetical episode of Celebrity Jeopardy (which for the purpose of this exercise exists in that world in precisely the same form as it does in ours).

[artoatsblog]

[prokopetz]

I'm 100% serious about that first part, for the record. If you have a certain type of mindset, doing this exercise with regular Jeopardy might send you down a rabbit hole trying to decide whether a given answer is too obvious to be game show trivia, but doing it with Celebrity Jeopardy totally bypasses that potential stumbling block because on Celebrity Jeopardy a solid 50% of the answers are objectively dumb as hell.

[strike-another-match]

overhearing my neighbor rant on the phone top of his lungs and his friend is saying something in calm voice and he goes NO. NO NUANCE. STOP SAYING NUANCE. MY BOSS NEEDS TO DIE

[cleo-the-creature]

bye bye tumblr I’ll be in the sky for 2 hour

[cleo-the-creature]

I landed and now my bones hurt but hi from Chicago everybody

[thorkidorki]

Which of the warriors 4 did Thor befriend first?

Sif

Fandral

Hogun

Volstagg

Voting ended onMay 9, 2025

propaganda is encouraged

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

Sif, Baldr, and Loki were Thor's "warrior three" in his childhood. Fandral, Hogun, and Volstagg were his warriors three in college.

[why-i-love-comics]

Captain America & Volstagg #1 (2025)

written by J. Michael Straczynski art by Bernard Chang & Marcelo Maiolo

[cosmosrebellion]

This right here is peak male character design

[mayonaisie]

hogun: ugh lokis here again

fandral: omg hi bae 😻

loki: hi chat 😝

thor: bro can you guys sybau me and sib have some Urgent Matters