Clown Event still probable

(He/Him) Hunk Unc, Born in '86, living in Toronto, used to draw, trying to get into the habit to draw regularly. I'm also trying to get into writing more seriously. I like a lot of stuff. I will draw your OC. Send me an ask. No NSFW, please. PFP is my OC, Cicero The Clown https://www.tumblr.com/blastovkatamarinecromancy/search/cicero%20the%20clown

[mahmudasrar]

Something Is Killing The Children #50 Variant Cover

Drawn by me, coloured by Matt Wilson.

[the-haiku-bot]

Something Is Killing

The Children #50

Variant Cover

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[filyahehh]

smartest cat ever!

[mahmudasrar]

Something Is Killing The Children #50 Variant Cover

Drawn by me, coloured by Matt Wilson.

[the-haiku-bot]

Something Is Killing

The Children #50

Variant Cover

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[sistersorrow]

Understated and very funny issue the Catholic Church faces as time goes on: modern saints aren't gonna be depicted in robes or anything like that, they're just gonna be wearing t-shirts

The contemporary fit kinda clashes with the broader church aesthetic

Secondary problem: new saints means it's easier to traffic relics, cause the Church will prioritise parts of their body, meaning if you move fast you can throw things like their smartphone on ebay for a quick buck

[inthefallofasparrow]

I don't know much about the Catholic church, but reading about this kid is kind of wild. He tragically died of Leukemia aged 15, and the reason that he's now been canonized as a saint is, on two separate occasions long after his death, the families of sick people have prayed to him for intercession, and they were miraculously healed. Fair enough, I guess. But in terms of what he was actually able to do in his short life, apart from being very religiously active, wise and discerning beyond his years, one thing I found was that he designed a couple of websites for the church, and as a result has since been dubbed the 'Saint of the Internet' and 'God's Influencer', and is often depicted with a laptop. And I know it was because of the posthumous 'miracles', but it's fun to imagine a scenario where the Pope made a teenage kid into a Saint for doing some light coding, because nobody at the Vatican was tech-savvy enough to know how to do it.

[maniculum]

Isidore of Seville was the UNOFFICIAL patron saint of the Internet for more than twenty years — this raises the interesting idea of some kind of workplace drama among the saints where it was imperative he be blocked from that position for some reason. Or maybe he didn’t want the job & jumped at the chance to pass it off to a new hire.

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

ngl, I didn't know they were making new saints

[release-the-sheep]

just witnessed something devastating

guy on the subway with one ear pierced, little gold hoop. other guy on the subway very quickly and subtly googling "which one is the gay ear". it is not the gay ear. visible disappointment on his face as he puts his phone away.

[alexanderwales]

Being in Germany and not speaking German really gives me a taste of what it's like to be illiterate. The number of times I've walked up to a sign, started "reading it" and realized that it has exclusively words I don't know is shocking. All capacity with language gets thrown out the window, because it's the wrong language.

Today was maybe the worst for it, because I had a museum pass that's good for a bunch of museums around Cologne, and had to show it to people a bunch. It was just like in Fifth Element, with me holding my pass up. "Multipass" I would say, smiling and hoping that my meaning, and the card, would make it clear.

[alexanderwales]

I can point my phone at things to get a translation, which mostly works except when it doesn't, and there's a lot of friction involved.

The other day I was walking down a winding forest path next to a hill and came across a warning sign, so I got out my phone, pointed it at the sign, waited for the translator to make up its mind, and finally got back "Danger: Falling Rocks!". So I'd been sitting there like a moron, standing under the falling rocks sign, totally oblivious. I didn't get hit by any rocks, nor see them falling, but it would have been pretty funny.

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

"There's a German word for that"

No, there's not. There's a German sentence that they went and removed all the spaces out of it and then called it a word.

[redstonedust]

magical girl shows are good because their attacks will be something like "super love sunshine friendship beam" but make no mistake, super love sunshine friendship beam WILL end you. super love sunshine friendship beam will leave a crater in the ground where you once stood. you cannot understimate the power of super love sunshine friendship beam.

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

super love sunshine friendship beam violates the Geneva Convention

[bipirate]

peak himbo zoro moment

[bipirate]

his plans are a. cut off someone's hand or b. usopp become sword

[ankle-beez]

surprisingly forward-thinking of jim henson and co. to make a female character in the 70's that's allowed to be loud-mouthed and violent and kind of overwhelmingly romantic and even a huge bitch at times and not have a moment where any character asks her to change

[ankle-beez]

going through all the muppet movies in a row made me realize that like. miss piggy was made in the 70's. and it's so rare even today to have a character like her. she's loud, she's selfish, she's funny, she's extremely vain, she's obsessed with romance, she's violent, she's kind of annoying, and there's not a single moment in any of these films where she's asked to tone down any of these personality traits. i am not joking when i say that miss piggy might be one of the best treated female characters ever written

[rowan-e-ravenwood]

new top contender

[draconian62]

Aunt Kara said you're getting this character development whether you want it or not not

[princesscolumbia]

[loredwy]

I cant believe this tweet is how I find out

[would-you-punt-them]

now all the things you guys have told me about american high schools are starting to make sense

[jeaninelatragedia]

holy shit.

[frustratedasatruar]

You're not really supposed to say it this way, because its considered crass, but here in the US children are culturally and legally considered essentially the property of their parents.

Note that its considered more crass to point this out than it is to treat children as property in the first place.

[stay-the-knight]

[depsidase]

[soup-mother]

"Made with the help of ai" here is fascinating. Why'd it take a picture of young thug that's a well known meme? Also why'd it make them white? Who saw this and went "yep, this really screams «high quality journalism»"

[delirious--mistakes]

im fighting demons (the urge to nap)