Clown Event still probable

(He/Him) Hunk Unc, Born in '86, living in Toronto, used to draw, trying to get into the habit to draw regularly. I'm also trying to get into writing more seriously. I like a lot of stuff. I will draw your OC. Send me an ask. No NSFW, please. PFP is my OC, Cicero The Clown https://www.tumblr.com/blastovkatamarinecromancy/search/cicero%20the%20clown

[silkysong]

the sequel. shes gonna get that fuckign cooki.

[segamascott]

[littleguysdaily]

Reblog to give prev their juice back

[litera1lywhat3ver]

theyre so stupid

[mmelete]

Has this been done before? 😅

[beardedmrbean]

[brightlotusmoon]

[girltown420]

have a good rest of ur scroll & i hope u live a long life & i hope all ur dreams come true farewell

[pankendev]

i like to order a lot of various evil import shit online and then spend the next week eating various evil import shit

[pankendev]

currently trying

[pankendev]

i think more things should be illegal

[mousidy]

it's not natural for candy to be $3.49. candy is supposed to be one dollar

[deerwithamullet]

candy should cost a nickel and we should all wear little propeller hats when we eat it

[destinationfinal]

Edi Gathegi as Mr. Terrific SUPERMAN (2025)

[beardedmrbean]

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[gogogadgetgolem]

I saw this on Reddit and fucking cackled.

[mohelconvention]

[meshaamem-li]

secular Jew here can anyone explain the funny?

[writing-biting]

"Shehechiyanu vekiyemanu vehegi'anu la'zman ha'zeh" translates to: "that we lived, existed and arrived at this time"

The blessing is said for eating things for the first time, or for the first time in over a year.

[guerrillatech]

[lemoncat101]

[fishpondfish]

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

[windynebula]

I'm gonna say something incredibly 30-year-old and I'm going to ask you to not judge me while I'm trying to be genuine and real. Okay? Here's my truth.

A piece of lettuce can really elevate a sandwich. The fresh crunch? Unrivaled. Peak. Poetic cinema.