Clown Event still probable

(He/Him) Hunk Unc, Born in '86, living in Toronto, used to draw, trying to get into the habit to draw regularly. I'm also trying to get into writing more seriously. I like a lot of stuff. I will draw your OC. Send me an ask. No NSFW, please. PFP is my OC, Cicero The Clown https://www.tumblr.com/blastovkatamarinecromancy/search/cicero%20the%20clown

[charlesoberonn]

My co-worker who's a fully grown adult woman and mother-of-four just said that if she split her electric bill to be monthly instead of bi-monthly, she'll be paying less.

And all I could think of was this image:

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

It wouldn't be cheaper, but it would be easier to place into a monthly budget plan

[ishimarukiyotaka]

literally the worst way of ending a series is “all the survivors are happily straight married with tons and tons of babies!” 

[ishimarukiyotaka]

people still getting mad at this post i made in 2014 so I will add here. in 2026. that the point of this post isn’t “happy endings bad” its when the story’s only way to imagine a happy ending is a heterosexual nuclear family for everyone.

[dogpuppy]

[r-girl]

[nekomimidusteon]

(attempting to flirt with the girl who pinned me on my back, head hanging off the bed for easy access to my throat) damn are you the sword of damocles because ur hung and threatening imminent demise.,..,.,.

[pastelclown525]

every time I look at Charlie and Bo’s baby I think and look at the co dominance flower

[toskarin]

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

Me at 4AM trying to sleep:

[vierryn]

attack on @commonfinch >:)

[anoddreindeer]

@gallusrostromegalus

a Perfectly Normal Horse for your collection

[starburned-and-unkissed]

"the love is requited, they're just idiots" is such a fun trope i love it

[shinigami-social]

[galaxywarp]

[sleepyquietgirl]

I feel like I am taking crazy pills

[trangoldin]

[milf--adjacent]

Let the historical record show that Mr. Beast was entirely ignorable if you were just like doing literally anything else. I've been on youtube as long as it's been around and I've never been recommended a video by him. I see him in passing as a meme. I thought he was a made up joke, a caricature of bad youtuber content miners until someone I trust confirmed his existence to me in late 2025.

[tinasnowz]

MEGAN THEE STALLION via Instagram | August 10, 2026

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

Hi, Back. I'm dad!

[mtfautoandrophile]

it’s so fucked up when you see something you KNOW is a portal to somewhere but you can’t figure out how to activate it. this is the most frustrating feeling that plagues modern man.

[catsuggest]

[gatheringkeepsakes]

I’ve seen this post easily 12 times now and EVERY TIME it’s just a different cat looking at a different door. 

[sycamorality]

collected as many as i could from the notes until tumblr unloaded the post and wouldnt let me look further ……