Ask an Evil duo!

"with my powers and your brains, we'd be invencible! what do you say?" |hiatus|

[alienmermaid24]

Human hazbin hotel characters on visual pastel

Left to right, charlie, vaggie, angel, alastor, niffty, husk, baxter, cherry, mimzy, crymini

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If i did a dtiys would y'all be into it?

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Assista a "Welcome to the Internet (Hazbin Hotel) - Alastor's Ver. [INSIDE]" no YouTube

My au where alastor starts a podcast is real guys lol/j

[crimemob-deactivated20190524]

What’s your deepest kink?

Idk. I’m a romantic. So I guess committing murder together

[theneverlandpiratewitch]

Alastor and Baxter C1 or C4 please

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Go to sleep

~Charlie and Vaggie~

Charlie: You should get to bed, I know you’re tired

Vaggie:

Vaggie: If you come with me

Charlie: Of course

~Alastor and Baxter~

Alastor: Baxter, go to sleep you’ve been up for 3 days

Baxter: I’ll sleep when I’m dead

Alastor:

*Alastor picks Baxter up and slings him over his shoulder, carrying him out of the laboratory*

Baxter: LET ME GO YOU FUCKER, I DON’T NEED SLEEP, I NEED SCIENCE!!

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Miss me

Baxter: If I died, how much would you miss me?

Alastor: It’s cute that you think death can get you out of this relationship.

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Knowledge

Baxter: I’m small but knowning.

Alastor: You don’t be knowing what the top shelf looks like.

Baxter:

Alastor:

Baxter: Bitch

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Love

Alastor: Love is a scam. Eat a person, paesant!

Baxter: *exists*

Alastor: Last statement, cancelled. Love is real. Eat a person with someone you love!

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Closet

Baxter: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

Alastor: Literally or metaphorically?

Baxter: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify.

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Death

Death: I have come to take you

Baxter: Wait let me ask my boyfriend  first

Death: It’s not a choi-

Baxter: Alastor said no

Death:

Death: Kbye

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Vows

Baxter: Before this thing goes on, you gotta realize…The only way out is in a body bag.

Alastor: And now we don’t have to write our vows.

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Small

Baxter: When I was small-

Alastor: *snorts*

Alastor: “Was”

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Revenge

Baxter: Hey, how do I get revenge on those who’ve wronged me?

Charlie: The best revenge is letting go and living well.

Baxter:

Baxter:

Baxter: Hey Alastor, how do I get revenge——

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Experiments

Alastor: Are you saying you want to perform a series of scientific experiments on your roommate and friends in order to increase efficiency in the Hotel?

Baxter: Yes.

Alastor: Sounds fun, I’m in.

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Monopoly

Alastor: How about we kidnap Baxter and keep him until we’ve won at least ten rounds of monopoly?

Charlie: That’s illegal and rude

Alastor: :)

Charlie:

Charlie: You already kidnapped him didn’t you?

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Coffee

Alastor: I don’t think you should drink any more coffee.

Baxter: Coffee cures depression.

Alastor: I don’t think it works that way.

Baxter: More expresso, less depresso.