Do You Want To See A Dead Body?

hi my name is lilly onakuramara and i was born with gills like a fish. i also answer questions. [Pitch Perfect ask rp]

[ask-bella-lilly-blog]

How were your holidays? I just got back to Barden after spending break with my family and wanted to catch up with you guys before I have to get ready for an impromptu Bella rehearsal.

[ask-fat-amy]

ask-bella-lilly replied to your post: Is it just me or are Lilly and Donald totally into each other?

we beatbox. that’s all. so if you hear anything that’s all it is. he doesn’t let me do animal sacrifices. but he let’s me light things on fire. candles mostly. not that fun.

You don’t light other things on fire? Like the sheets?

[ask-bella-lilly-blog]

um. no. not technically. 

why? what have you heard? who told you? was it stacie? don't tell aubrey. even though she graduated, she still doesn't like those guys. and she's scared me ever since she didn't let me go to the bathroom for three hours at the first bella rehearsal last year...

[ask-cynthia-rose-blog]

When should I call?(;

or did the constipated looking prick already fill this position

[ask-fat-amy]

Ask Bumper. I’m sure he’d know.

I’d higher my private investigator I usually use on guys I date, but I’m actually looking forward to the surprise.

[ask-bella-lilly-blog]

fire? i'm in. one time a private investigator found me and made me do a term in county. . .

[ask-bella-lilly-blog]

this place is quieter than i am. . .

you guys should liven things up by asking us things.

Me

Fat Amy

Chloe

Cynthia-Rose

Bumper

[ask-bumper-blog]

Too.Many.Bellas.

I feel like I need a chemical bath just being on the internet with them, gross. 

Someone distract me with questions.

[ask-fat-amy]

Where do I buy tickets to this event? And is Lilly the host?

[ask-bella-lilly-blog]

i'd happily host burning bumper with acid. or fire. either would make me feel joy.

[ask-bella-lilly-blog]

What got you into beat boxing, Lilly? :)

my speech therapist thought i couldn't speak english when i met her so she started asking me to make sounds before words. she never taught me volume control though. . .

[ask-bella-lilly-blog]

hi lilly! what's your favorite song? and what was your favorite song to perform with the bellas?

hello. i like so many songs out right now! but when beca mixes them i love them even more, so any of her mixes!

i really like singing price tag with the girls at the finals! :)

[ask-bella-lilly-blog]

not all at once guys. . . i may be quiet but i do have answers to questions. . .

and views on music, pyromania, infant cannibalism.and other things.

[ask-bumper-blog]

Too.Many.Bellas.

I feel like I need a chemical bath just being on the internet with them, gross. 

Someone distract me with questions.

[ask-bella-lilly-blog]

i wish you'd take a bath in hydrochloric acid. actually, i could have that arranged. the friends i made when i did a term in county owe me some favors. . .

[ask-cynthia-rose-blog]

I don’t just sacrifice them.

I destroy them(;

Either of you want me to show ya?

[ask-fat-amy]

MY EARS. MY NOT SO VIRGIN EARS!!!!!

[ask-bella-lilly-blog]

i still don't know what cynthia-rose means but judging from fat amy's respose, i don't want to know. . .

[ask-bella-lilly-blog]

okay. it’s a good thing you don’t have a cat. the underlord likes cats.

[ask-fat-amy]

If you’re looking for a pussy, I suggest you talk to Cynthia Rose.

[ask-bella-lilly-blog]

i'm not sure what you mean. does cynthia-rose sacrifice felines for the dark overlord as well? i haven't seen her at the rituals. . .

[ask-bella-lilly-blog]

they like you. they tell me to do things to hurt things they don’t like. like that dove benji did magic with…

[ask-fat-amy]

Right…well, that’s good. Just, uh, no dove sacrificing at my place okay? I don’t think my mum or dad would like it very much. They wouldn’t even let me have a cat growing up in the bush.

[ask-bella-lilly-blog]

okay. it's a good thing you don't have a cat. the underlord likes cats.

[ask-bella-lilly-blog]

ask-cynthia-rose replied to your post: ask-cynthia-rose replied to your post:...

Aww, hon. *pats arm lightly* You wanna come over now, or are ya busy?

i'll try. i need to save the files beca wanted and drop them off to her over in jesse's room. and i have to clean the goat sacrifice before my roommate comes back.

[ask-bella-lilly-blog]

ask-cynthia-rose replied to your post: ask-cynthia-rose replied to your post: Hows it...

Oh gosh, youre too innocent for what I mean, sweetie. And ahhh nahh thanks, I got my own stuff(; *awkwardly pats head* Im here if ya need me, kay? Bellas always help Bellas. You can come over anytime if you want/need ta.

that's very nice, cynthia-rose. thank you. i may take you up on that offer. the psychologist told me that more socialization with real people would help my "psychopathic tendencies" as they call it.

[ask-bella-lilly-blog]

If you don't want to be set on fire, follow me and these people (and ask us things)to make me feel joy!

Me

Fat Amy

Chloe

Cynthia-Rose

Bumper (Well, you don't have to follow him, but you should just in case I want to set him on fire.)

[ask-bella-lilly-blog]

ask-cynthia-rose replied to your post: Hows it goin Lilly? //oh my god your lilly is PERFECT!!

Ahh, sick. Uh.. For the last one, I mean like, legit, that is sick. Like, weird, man. Ive been okay, I mean, I miss my ex, so Ive been pretty down lately. Do you wanna *wiggles eyebrows* help me feel any better? //Awwwh youre welcome! and <3333333

i'm not sure what you mean. sometimes when my professor sends me to the school psychologist, they drive me to this big white, fluffy room and give me a shot to make me feel better. do you want one? it quiets down the voices. but they get angry when they come back.

[ask-bella-lilly-blog]

ask-fat-amy replied to your post: So lets get one thing straight, Lilly. No yelling at me in all caps. Got it? Good.

As long as they dont yell at me, I think were golden, yeah?

they like you. they tell me to do things to hurt things they don't like. like that dove benji did magic with. . .