You can't touch this Aussie Thunder, Bitches.

The names's Fat Amy. I'm smooth like silk and sweet like chocolate with that extra bit of spice you never knew existed until it punches you in the face. [Indie Rper | Semi-Selective | 21+]

[chopperpirate]

Chuckling playfully at the fact that she was even asking if she could crush him, Chopper spoke aloud once more. “First off, your body type is much too squishy to crush me. Second, I’m stronger than you, so you shouldn’t worry about that~!” He sang aloud as she hugged him anyway, causing him to wrap his scrawny arms around her to hug her back. “Aw~!”

[ask-fat-amy]

“Squishy?” Amy was tempted to pick him up and throw him for calling her ‘squishy’, but she resisted the urge, out of having something cute and fuzzy hugging her, “Maybe I hit my head practicing at Bella rehearsal, and this is all a dream...” She was still trying to sort everything out in her head. Reindeer didn’t talk. They grunted and tried to headbutt you with their horns, but hugging?

[treblemagicmaker-blog]

“Oh, well - you know - I mean, I don’t.. uh. Thank you?” 

[ask-fat-amy]

“You’re welcome. Now, go make aca-awesome love to your Bella woman, and see if she can sing in 5 octaves like her mum.”

[ask-fat-amy]

Guess who’s back, Pitches?!

[djbmitchell-blog]

“I won’t ask, I don’t even want to know what prison in Tasmania is like. I have a feeling it’s worse than American prison. He’ll just have to eat the salsa alone then, I guess. His loss. Thanks for sharing that and I won’t be in that car any time soon. Wow, you’ve been ready for a long time, why didn’t you just move out? Never mind, you don’t have to answer that. Anyway, tomorrow’s fine.”

[ask-fat-amy]

“Good. It changes a person, you know? You think you’re never gonna get out, and then somehow your paperwork gets mixed up and your free of murder charges. Yeah, I think we might have knocked the resale value down just a little bit. Do I need to bring anything? Like food or furniture or a pet...”

[saysomething-titanium]

[ask-fat-amy]

Alexis, Rebel and Hana ❤ PP2

[treblemagicmaker-blog]

“Wow.. that’s.. I can’t believe that.” 

[ask-fat-amy]

“Well, aca-believe it, cause it happened. If you’re anything in the sack like Dream Benji, Emily’s one lucky Bella.”

[ask-fat-amy]

[text] I need your help!

[text] Do I know you?

[perfectlysignificant-deactivate]

[text] Do you not remember me?

[ask-fat-amy]

[text] Hmmm. No.......Should I?

[ask-fat-amy]

Guess who’s back, Pitches?!

[djbmitchell-blog]

“I’ve never seen a restaurant sized thing of salsa before, but that makes me think of the prison sized vats of whatever they have in them that they try to pass off as food. Blake’s pretty good looking, I’d want a few photos with him if I ever met him. But yeah, just tell me when you’re coming over. I can make some room for you tomorrow night, and if you need help packing things up I can come over too. I’m not working for a couple days so I’ll have the time.”

[ask-fat-amy]

“Costco Salsa isn’t exactly that large. I would know, considering I was in prison once back in Tasmania. You don’t want to know what for though. I may or may not have packed my bags several months ago, so tomorrow works for me. I just want to get out of here. There’s too many memories of me and Bumper doing the dirty in the back of this car.”

[atehertwin]

               “I have a law degree too.                          That’s how my turn at County was reduced.”

[ask-fat-amy]

          “Righttt...So if I get arrested for making               a certain gigantic beatboxing German               disappear, you can get me out of jail?”

[chopperpirate]

Chopper smirked playfully as she asked to pet his fur, realizing that she was now interested in petting his fur. Such an action could be seen as affectionate, meaning that she did want to be his friend. “Hehe. I wish! Singing is fun! I just happened to wander here.” He replied happily, reaching his scrawny arms forward. “You can pet my fur if you make our friendship official with a great, big, friendly hug! Come here, Amy~!”

[ask-fat-amy]

“Singing is not fun. A capella singing is a way of life, and never forget it, Reindeer.” Aubrey had drilled singing into Amy’s life, both scaring her and scarring her permanently. Shaking off her brief moment of seriousness, she moved in closer, “What if I crush you?” She looked the small creature over before leaning down and awkwardly wrapping her arms around Tony Tony.

[ask-fat-amy]

Gotta mow the yard (somebody save me). I’ll be back on later to do the replies I owe to you lovely people. Hope you’re all having a good Sunday! ♥

[ask-fat-amy]

{ infectedbygenetics }

It was strange being back on campus. Being a graduate of Barden was an odd concept considering the Bellas had become her family, and now, most of them had went their separate ways. But it was nice going back for a visit, at least to see how Emily was managing things. Though Amy was never the leader of the Bellas, she at least wanted to know if the group had crashed and burned yet.

Strolling through her old stomping grounds, Amy was just about to reach the Bella house, when she decided to make a detour for some ice cream from a local vendor on campus. Standing in line, she considered all of her options before deciding on the newly added Barden Bella Blueberry flavor, “Barden Bella Blue huh? Guess I’ll have two scoops of that.”

Ice cream cone in hand, Amy continued her trek forward, enjoying her overpriced snack, when, without warning, she watched it go flying out of her hand, “Come on! I just paid 6 bucks for this madness!”  Narrowed eye staring at the blue splatter on the ground, the former Bella sighed in frustration.

[ask-fat-amy]

[text] I need your help!

[text] Do I know you?

[perfectlysignificant-deactivate]

[text] Yes. I’m Jessica. I’ve been a part of the Bellas since Freshman year.

[ask-fat-amy]

[text] You’re Jessica? I thought you were shorter.

[ask-fat-amy]

[text] I need your help!

[text] Do I know you?

[chopperpirate]

Chopper merely stared at the young woman with a confused frown on his face. “I’m not a pet. That’s kind of demeaning…” He said softly, having always been thought of as equal to humans in a positive way, or lower than them in a hostile way. Pet was never the conclusion that one jumped to. “Regardless, you seem to be a little more comfortable with my existence. That’s good!”

[ask-fat-amy]

“Oh. Sorry. I just thought...I mean let’s face it, you don’t see many walking and talking reindeer. Can I pet your soft animal fur?” Amy had gone from freaked out to enamored with Tony Tony Chopper. She had also excepted that if she was high right now, for some reason, it was the coolest high she had ever experienced, “Sooo, what brings you to an a cappella competition. Do you sing?” 

[ask-fat-amy]

Guess who’s back, Pitches?!

[djbmitchell-blog]

I’m going to look that up later and compare them. I never thought about getting a roommate, but I guess I could think about it? Why, do you need somewhere to stay? Because I do have room in my apartment if you need. It’s a two person apartment, the only one available at the time and never got around to downsizing.”

[ask-fat-amy]

Do it, Beca, and tell me they don’t look the same. Me...pfft, who said anything about me needing a...okay, okay. It’s me. I was supposed to move in with Bumper, but after his thing on The Voice, minimal fame changed him. He was coming home late...er. Wasn’t eating salsa anymore, after I bought him the restaurant size from Costco, and do you know how big the restaurant size jar of salsa from Costco is? It’s HUGE. Plus, I heard he had a thing a with Blake. Even I would have a thing with Blake, and Miranda Lambert scares me.

[atehertwin]

               “I have a medical degree from Mexico.”

[ask-fat-amy]

          “Not something I would share if I wanted            to get patients and not get hit with a            malpractice lawsuit.”

[treblemagicmaker-blog]

“..Wow. That must have been some dream.”

[ask-fat-amy]

“Yeah, it was. I couldn’t walk straight for a week after that dream.”