Ella, why is it that every legendary we meet on here seems to think they aren't allowed anything nice? It's nearly all of them. Why.
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................ They are created to do a job, and doing that job is all they are allowed. It is how they survive.......................... Huh.................
whatever the most expensive thing i can find in the baking aisle is
water
Voting ended onFeb 22, 2024
If this sets my kitchen on fire I blame you
Recipe will be 4 cups total by volume, each ingredient measured by the percentage in this poll. Baked in a typical 8-inch round cake pan, if I'm confident it won't be too dangerous.
do you think every universe has its own dialga, palkia, and arceus or is there just one that someone visits every goddamn one of them?
I'd tentatively speculate that the former option is the case! Otherwise I think even gods would find themselves pretty overwhelmed, given that the multiverse is theoretically infinite.
You'd probably get more conclusive answers from (a?) Arceus. Of which there are at least a few on Rotomblr, which is, again, a point towards the former option and not the latter.
while most universes have their own pantheons, it isn't impossible for a set of universes to share one pantheon, or for very closely adjacent universes to have pantheon members that hop between them.
Please don't hurt me, I just want to talk about shapes and make friends with others.
Also I don't like being seen as a god, which is part of why I ask to be called Shape instead of Arceus. I've made mistakes just like anyone else. That's not really god like in my opinion... Especially when many see gods as flawless beings of some sort.
Ah... I guess I can understand the fear considering my abilities... But immediately wishing for one's demise purely due to fear and nothing else is rather harsh.
Apologies for being worried, I'm aware of the particular situation that you where referring to from hearing it in passing and suddenly seeing someone attempting to have you go for me caused a bit of panic...
yeah, that's entirely fair. it was specifically this universe's arceus that was... rather a piece of work.
I didn't want to do it at the time, nor do I want to do it ever again. I was blinded by rage.
I do not regret the decision.
But I regret that it was ever a decision at all.
Please don't hurt me, I just want to talk about shapes and make friends with others.
Also I don't like being seen as a god, which is part of why I ask to be called Shape instead of Arceus. I've made mistakes just like anyone else. That's not really god like in my opinion... Especially when many see gods as flawless beings of some sort.
right well I'm kind of busy trying to keep the universe from collapsing in on itself so forgive me if my answer to someone asking what my favorite shape is isn't very well thought out
Hi there! My name is Pomni, and I'm... Well, I'm not quite sure what I am. Some kind of cartoon jester, I think? I used to be a normal human... Or I think I was, at least. I can't really remember anything from before... this. Not even my own name...
But enough about that! Let's get on with the show, haha...!
So there are a few questions I'm sure anyone who finds this blog will have, and I'll do my best to answer them here:
Where are you right now?
Currently, I am stuck inside somewhere called The Amazing Digital Circus. A place I can only describe as a video game styled realm, with rules and physics to match - Nothing makes sense here. Trying to figure it out will only drive you crazy. And going crazy only leads to you becoming abstracted.
You've mentioned others. Who else is with you?
Currently, the main cast of the Circus is me, Ragatha, Gangle, Zooble, Kinger, and Jax. There's also the Circus ringmaster and effective god of this place, Caine, and a handful of 'NPCs' Caine has supposedly created - the most common of which (to talk with) is Bubble.
You're stuck? Why can't you leave?
There's not an exit.
I don't want to talk about this further.
Will the others show up on this blog?
Potentially! Not very often though, I don't think they're super interested in it.
How did you manage to get internet from inside the Circus?
I've got no idea. Caine set it up, and I'm not even sure he knows what's going on. Caine setting it up is also why my blog is titled @pomni-the-jester. I don't know what I would have titled it myself, but I feel like I could do better than that...
Any questions? Please send in asks and I will do my best to answer them all!
//OOC under the cut!
Hi there everyone! please call me mod!pomni. I use they/she pronouns. this is a general roleplay blog, on a sort of what-if idea - this means any blogs from any rp or non-rp circle can interact! do keep it completely nonsexual though.
I follow from @uhuh100 (because that's my main and also what this is a sideblog from), and also have several other rp blogs (though they're all specifically pokemon rp).
I ask you to call me mod!pomni because I am Pomni, but I am also not exactly canon-compliant even for this blog. also because I need some way to separate ooc mentions of me and ic mentions of me. because I'm literally Pomni.
if you have any questions for me feel free to ask here or on my main! ALL OOC HATEMAIL ON THIS ACCOUNT WILL BE DELETED. SO WILL ALL ASKS OF A SEXUAL NATURE.
please note that I am not specifying sfw/nsfw - there is a distinction between what is not safe for work and what is specifically sexual. I don't think being abstracted is exactly safe for work, do you? just keep it non-sexual.
and finally, I HAVE FINAL SAY OF EVERYTHING ON THIS ACCOUNT. it is my account, I decide what I do with it.
ok, i’ve come back with a real explanation this time. i’ve thought it over a billion times and this should be true.
charlotte is comprised of the 10 year old girl, and me, the ghost that is (INVOLUNTARILY) possessing her.
i don’t know how I even got into her in the first place, nor did I know I was a ghost. this is all confusing, but i’m trying to make sense of it.
i can access her memories, and memories of her in the future some how. my theory is that the memories should’ve happened in the future, but since she’s a pokémon now, that can’t happen. it’s like i can access the metadata of her human life, somehow. and the memories are… influencing me. a lot. you know that time i talked about wanting to…. mutilate myself? that’s problems she should’ve had when she was 16, with dysphoria about her male body. it’s… scary. I wouldn’t wish it on anyone.
now, on when i control her body… it’s mostly when she’s scared, like she’s asking me to take over because she doesn’t want to anymore. it’s been ingrained into her defensive behaviors. I don’t mind doing it but eventually I get tired and can’t do it anymore.
what happens to her when i take over is exactly what happens with me when she takes over. she just hangs out in my mind and talks when she wants to into my head. she’s actually watching me type this out right now! …she says hi.
i’m open to questions in case I haven’t gone over anything, or if you’re just curious. thank you for your time.
(//i would appreciate if people reblogged so word gets around but it’s not necessary)
A plain black car, all squares and sharp edges, pulls pulls up outside the café. A lady in a formal black suit with blonde hair steps out, and knocks on the door as the car pulls away.
//nutella anon has arrived! one small issue: she doesn't have an account nor am I planning to give her one.
//do I continue with each response via anon messages, use my main (non-rp), or borrow my big anon blog for this? hmm...
The woman straightens out her suit, then continues. "My name is Marisa, though you might recognize me better as 'nutella anon' on your blog," she says, somewhat embarrassed by that last fact. "May I come in?"
It's only as she ducks through the doorway her height really becomes apparent, standing tall above the tables and chairs as she makes her way to a booth to sit down.
... Or she's not that tall at all, as the clacking of her almost ridiculous heels gives away.
She gracefully slides into a booth seat, sitting politely with her back straight and her hands folded in her lap. She's clearly trying hard to give off a professional vibe, and to be quite honest it's working very well.
"Oh, honey, it's fine! Don't worry about drinks, I'm not here for the café," she says. "If I were here for the café, I would have waited for it to reopen. I'm here to meet you and your wife, and to chat a bit if you'd like."
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT HI-" Marisa has somehow managed to stumble and fall over backwards while sitting down. She corrects this quickly, whipping a comb from her purse to fix her hair.
"Ah- Sorry- I mean, um-"
She clears her throat. "My apologies. It is nice to meet you - Gwen, I assume?"
Oh!!!!!!!!! Um, actually, I think I might have to decline!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We try to remain largely independent in business decisions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She nods, almost as if she was expecting that. "Would you mind writing that down somewhere? With a signature? I doubt the board will believe me."
She sighs. "I tried to tell them you didn't seem the type to make such deals, but..." she trails off. "This won't stop me from giving you free nutella, though. That was always from me personally."
Oh!!!!!!!!! I have some sticky notes on me, would that do??? And also, the moment I can use this arm again, I am making you something to thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Well, it was nice meeting you two finally, but I've got a meeting at-" Marisa glances at her watch while she stands up, then does a bit of a double take.
"... Huh. Actually, I've got what looks to be several hours before my meeting. It's not nearly as late as I thought," she said. "Would you mind showing me around?"