the new tumblr god, apparently

Juicebox system. Plural collective, previously known as Jupiter's Moons. Human rights for everyone, even those who don't identify as human. Don't be a dick unless you want us to be a dick back. We're over 18 but this is usually a non-explicit blog, though sex-ed and the occasional horny joke are welcomed. If you don't like us or our takes, block and move on.

[zibaldoni-elzapoppin]

[theoneandonlyredrobin]

This is beautiful

[theoneandonlyredrobin]

Queued this because it’s nice

[theoneandonlyredrobin]

Queueing again because I can’t get over it

[theoneandonlyredrobin]

I will always queue this

[theoneandonlyredrobin]

ALWAYS

[theoneandonlyredrobin]

You get the memo

[theoneandonlyredrobin]

…

[theoneandonlyredrobin]

😬

[theoneandonlyredrobin]

I’ve done this so many times

[theoneandonlyredrobin]

Do I really have to say anything anymore

[theoneandonlyredrobin]

Maybe I do

[theoneandonlyredrobin]

Am I having an crisis on this post? Yes

Do I feel bad for op? Very

(Sorry op)

[theoneandonlyredrobin]

Do you think that everyone has a purpose in life?

[theoneandonlyredrobin]

I think so. I don’t think it’s decided from birth though.

[theoneandonlyredrobin]

I think it’s important to live life to the fullest

[theoneandonlyredrobin]

You never know what’s gonna happen

[theoneandonlyredrobin]

I think that’s what makes life beautiful

[theoneandonlyredrobin]

That we only have it for so long, before moving on

[uhuh100]

Life has a meaning. Your life’s meaning is whatever you assign to it. Maybe your meaning changes over time. Maybe that time is years. Maybe that time is less than a minute. That’s okay.

Life has a meaning. I think the true meaning of life is that you can choose whatever path you want; You can choose whatever meaning you want.

Life has a meaning. Life’s meaning is you. You, and everything you do. Maybe it will all be forgotten by society in time. But life will remember. You, by just existing, have an effect on everything. You are the meaning of life, and your life is the meaning of you.

Life has a meaning. Life’s meaning is whatever you make of it.

Good luck out there, my friend.

Go. Make your mark on the world.

However you might do it.

[uhuh100]

intro post is tacked onto this because it was our old pinned post before writing one and we like it too much to get rid of.

welcome to the juicebox system official blog! we don't have any sort of standardized tagging system for who posts what. or a tagging system at all. sorry for anyone who wants to navigate our blog lol

we have a few notable sideblogs, though the only one that's regularly active is our horny sideblog, which we won't be linking here.

for those interested, two headmates have made their own blogs at @spooling-up (twin turbo's blog, she's currently locked out of front) and @daffodil-dia (satono diamon's blog, she's not a big talker)

other notable blogs include @konakona-pkmn (a pokemon irl blog run by our own konata izumi, though she's lost interest over time) and @girl-detector-detector-detector (which is a mostly inactive gimmick blog as the blogs it detects have also become inactive)

we will block anyone for any reason, even so much as "I don't like your vibes", and encourage everyone else to block freely as well.

any masterposts (or other relevant posts) we make will be linked in the following section:

hedgehog games masterpost

[amelia-d03]

Yeah I know a few of those

[beesmygod]

HARMFUL GAY STEREOTYPES EMBODIED BY MOHG

lives in sewer

kidnaps children actually he was cleared of this one

blood magic

[hexdrake]

never stops being funny

[elegybeatty]

hey y'all i know the post is funny but did we all just forget that op is literally an emissary of the dark arts???

[lessmouse]

day 6 / ???

[bakurapika]

this is really interesting in how it frames disability/low spoons/etc as not being a series of internal symptoms, but specifically a situation in which daily tasks increase in complexity. for example i used to be able to wash the dishes normally. but now mental and physical issues combine to make that situation have a lot of prequalifications (do I have time, energy, how long can I do it without being sore the next day) that means many more steps are involved in getting that single physical act of washing a dish to be done.

[rockshitty]

I’m trying to remember the quote. “On a good day, doing laundry is three steps. On a bad day, the first step is getting out of bed.”

[lichposting]

[orthoscheme]

i'd kill a thousand billion pjackks for one more second of irish american chan

[horsefriend]

[putnamspuppeteer]

For those who don't know: Ikumi Nakamura is the woman who was senior artist on Bayonetta, and designed the titular character along with Hideki Kamiya. Their greatest moment of bonding was over their insistence that Bayonetta keep her glasses on at all times. Nakamura cannot go to horny jail. She is the warden.

[brookietf]

[catgirlforeskin]

Happy pride month to her and her exclusively

[seraphiminn]

she made a comic about the experience on twitter

[catboybiologist]

happy pride

[ikindamaybewanthertositonmyface]

An Update from back in October I'm surprised wasn't added to this post. lol

[vaspider]

#not to woke out on this fun post #but i do find it profoundly weird that it's normalized to react to a person harmlessly expressing sexual desire #for a character KNOWN to be widely considered attractive #with "you deserve violence and jail time for being horny haha. we should beat you with sticks" #like the underlying implications of the whole horny jail and related memes just feels too ominious for me to enjoy #like im glad she finds it funny. but why the fuck is it seen as normal to send a meme like that to a stranger? #"we said no horny" ON THE INTERNET??? ABOUT THE GIANT BIG TIDDY VAMPIRE LADY?????

You're not wrong and you should say it

[amanitaphalloides]

I worry a little bit that people who refuse to learn about ai as a part of their anti ai position are going to be extremely unprepared to understand what’s actually scary about it and already have their digital literacy at risk tbh

[amanitaphalloides]

not that I am some genius in this regard but if you follow ai developments even slightly you might change the things you are most worried about. do people know the extent to which ai is already eating itself and how meaningless this is making swaths of the internet. do people know that there are plenty of random mid-sized companies today buying their employees’ likenesses to create digital clones and using these to make hundreds of videos. I am so much more worried about labor and surveillance and abuse than people becoming lazy about writing emails. and idk man I sort of like and respect people who are willfully ignorant about it as a way of minimizing its force in their lives and I am in some ways jealous but also when I see posts that basically still boil down to “chatgpt will never fool me” I am like 😭😭😭 for one thing not the only thing to be concerned about, for another thing I am really sorry but I don’t think you’re right

[uhuh100]

HELLO????

[visibun]

downloaded a ton of item/accessory mods for atlyss (which i've fallen back into being obsessed with for almost a week now) just to play Fashion Souls for like two hours straight. think that i finally settled on a look for my heavy melee fighter lopunny

[badgersandbees]

I can't give two fucks about pjack after watching the same two girls get termed again for NOTHING

[badgersandbees]

saw someone say he's the "patron said of trans lesbians"

Shut up I want the actual trans lesbians back, fuck you

[werewolfetone]

My extremely controversial gaming opinion is that they should allow you to obtain meat in stardew valley and while I understand that the vast majority of people might not want to play with it I also think somewhat that the absence of any such mechanics in a farming simulator is a sign of broader disconnection and alienation from where food comes from etc

[werewolfetone]

>’Farming’ game

>Unable to raise animals for meat because that’s not ‘cosy’ enough

>Where do you think meat comes from in real life

[qqchurch]

[digituika]

0 panel princess (she was aborted)

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

remember that time I reblogged this post and someone here screenshotted and reposted it + my nudes to paint me as a predator?

@staff I can't help but notice that you have a fucking hate-on for the most vulnerable people, banning the homeless girl who depends on us multiple times is easy but that blog and multiple blogs ran by the woman who called for my death are still up. I started tagging my posts with my url because the coordinated harassment rings that you allow to operate with impugnity are somehow more visible than mine with thousands of notes

why is it that we get brutal zero-tolerance moderation but these people get treated with kid gloves? do you imagine that you can have a meeting and concoct some kind of gutless risk-free message that will make us ignore it?

how's that internal moderation audit going? cleared yourselves of all wrongdoing yet?

[creatingblackcharacters]

I apologize in advance if this is me overstepping as a non-Black person, because I'm sure you mentioned this in your lesson about AAVE—and I'm fairly certain that you did—but it really irks me when I see people refer to the dialect as "AAVE slang."

Perhaps it's the linguist in me, perhaps it's because I read your lesson and I'm feeling angry/frustrated/annoyed on your behalf, but it bears repeating that AAVE is not slang. As you mentioned in your lesson, many AAVE words and phrases have been turned into slang, but it's because of appropriation and the disrespect for Black people and Black language. I don't think slang is always necessarily derogatory, but it is... discomforting to see the entirety of AAVE referred to as slang, to say the least.

Again, I apologize if this is overstepping your authority or knowledge considering you've already delivered the lesson. I myself am an educator in public education and try to find opportunities to educate my peers, colleagues, and students (if I can manage without being flagged for it) about how to be anti-racist, how to recognize racism in everyday life, and how to recognize anti-Blackness specifically as it manifests in the United States.

Please feel free to answer this privately, but these are just my personal thoughts on the subject.

No, I agree. Slang feels dismissive towards the dialect as a whole. As if the way we talk is less appropriate. Temporary, or childish. And not the language that it actually is.