I Have Retired

Litterally Regigigas, that is who i am. Any pronouns (get wild with it), please do not just use he/him.

[craftsman-and-mover]

We are The Craftsman. We are The Blacksmith. Welcome to our forge.

My name is Craftsman, I am a system and I currently have four headmates or alters. What ever term you want to use. I use any pronouns.

Rogue: yea its me. coolest guy ever. i type like this and start my posts off with my name. she/they/it

I am Keeper. I type like this and sign my name off afterwards. It/Its

-Keeper.

and im passenger (at least for the time being (also known as dialga (you know. the time being))) and i usually do not make posts. i sign my name off like this. I dont use any pronouns. just say my name ~P

No pronouns. Sentinel.

-Sentinel.

(Ooc: litterally just engaging in the pokemon irl community as regigigas. i will do almost any ask that is not nsfw. also if you want to do anything with me please say so. Anons are fully allowed to be fucking negative as shit in other words, you can send your fucking hatemail in, to a god. I also dont really tag dismemberment, as limbs fly off left and right for this fucker. Most of the biology is also very robot esce, so if those are a dealbreaker, head out. Also might have made regigigas a system. too late to turn back now)

// also. you can always interact. i dont care about how silly or niche your blog is everyone can interact. your blog is a grieving ditto who, over time attempts to uncover their past and live with themself? sure! your blog is a crossover with a piece of fiction you yourself wrote? SURE! i dont care.

// spam liking really helps me even if you dont interact any other way. it tells me that people enjoy what im doing and it makes me post more.

[craftsman-and-mover]

Told Rogue to stop shopping so much. (REASONING: Items lie unused for more than 24 hours.)

Start fronting because someone is asking us things.

Punch the conversation-maker.

At the store.

Attempt to leave the store as fast as possible.

People try to stop me because I am “stealing” and “smashing through the store” and “destroying furniture” and am told to stop.

Calmly and rationally explain myself.

No-one understands spoken binary.

Only then does the floor shatter under our weight.

Fuck my life.

-Sentinel.

[wishmaker-astra]

WHAT DOES LEGENDARY WHEN APPLIED TO POKEMON PRIMARILY MEAN TO YOU?

ARBITRARY CLASSIFICATION

DIVINE

CULTURALLY IMPORTANT

RARE

POWERFUL

DANGEROUS

RELIGIOUSLY IMPORTANT OTHER THAN DIVINE

INHERENTLY MULTIPLE OF THE ABOVE

OTHER

UNSURE

Voting ended onDec 8, 2025

Choose whichever is the strongest association or most relevant if possible, only use inherently multiple if you cannot pick one as most important

[craftsman-and-mover]

Inherently rare, powerful and dangerous, can be divine, tends to be culturally important as a result.

[wishmaker-astra]

Yeah, the fact so many of these are intertwined is why tried to phrase it as primarily/biggest association/etc.

[craftsman-and-mover]

Dangerous would have to take the cake then. When the average being is a blip on the radar, it becomes easy to regard them as obstacles, or simply nothing at all.

[wishmaker-astra]

WHAT DOES LEGENDARY WHEN APPLIED TO POKEMON PRIMARILY MEAN TO YOU?

ARBITRARY CLASSIFICATION

DIVINE

CULTURALLY IMPORTANT

RARE

POWERFUL

DANGEROUS

RELIGIOUSLY IMPORTANT OTHER THAN DIVINE

INHERENTLY MULTIPLE OF THE ABOVE

OTHER

UNSURE

Voting ended onDec 8, 2025

Choose whichever is the strongest association or most relevant if possible, only use inherently multiple if you cannot pick one as most important

[craftsman-and-mover]

Inherently rare, powerful and dangerous, can be divine, tends to be culturally important as a result.

[wishmaker-astra]

Anything interesting today?

[craftsman-and-mover]

Rogue: dont try to drink onemillion beers. only got through two-three thousand before the panics struck me. its bad.

[wishmaker-astra]

You know, I'm surprised it has any impact on you

[craftsman-and-mover]

Rogue: we do consume water. but mostly as coolant and to clear slag buildup so i just cycled all the water for beers. i kept doing this for a while and discovered i can experience intoxication (probably a placebeo) and then i fell down the stairs and both my legs snapped off (were not built to fall down stairs (im fine btw. just got new legs))

[wishmaker-astra]

Legitimately cannot tell if that's a joke or not about the legs.

That said, if I'm any indication, it's placebo. I can chug 190 proof alcohol without impact beyond finding it to taste ass. Discovered that during efforts to see if there was any anesthesia that would work on me in case I needed surgery at some point.

[craftsman-and-mover]

Rogue: my legs didnt actually snap off but they did break. luckily i can walk on my hands in order to prevent further injury. i actually dont know how to fix them though and im getting someone else in front now. see you around.

[wishmaker-astra]

Anything interesting today?

[craftsman-and-mover]

Rogue: dont try to drink onemillion beers. only got through two-three thousand before the panics struck me. its bad.

[wishmaker-astra]

You know, I'm surprised it has any impact on you

[craftsman-and-mover]

Rogue: we do consume water. but mostly as coolant and to clear slag buildup so i just cycled all the water for beers. i kept doing this for a while and discovered i can experience intoxication (probably a placebeo) and then i fell down the stairs and both my legs snapped off (were not built to fall down stairs (im fine btw. just got new legs))

[wishmaker-astra]

Anything interesting today?

[craftsman-and-mover]

Rogue: dont try to drink onemillion beers. only got through two-three thousand before the panics struck me. its bad.

[grass-pokemon-appreciator]

A legendary pokemon (me) will hide in its cave (my wardrobe) to avoid interfering with mortals (to hide from the ptsd triggers gathering outside the house because there's some kind of snake pokemon parade) until I am needed most (Ella said she'd come and get me once the custard tart she's making finishes)

[craftsman-and-mover]

Rogue: truuuueeeeee. relatable as well. perchance even badass.

[craftsman-and-mover]

Rogue: loveworld. everything gets better if you work for it. enjoying a beer rn. nothing will work forever. get used to existing. get used to working for it. get used to it happening again. loveworld.

[uncle-dusknoir]

it's not enough to "be" my "birthday". i need to shed like an awful little ekans

[craftsman-and-mover]

Just tear all of your skin off. It will regrow.

[craftsman-and-mover]

THE HORNIEST WHAT

Unown. You know. The little symbol pokemon?

[craftsman-and-mover]

Trying to type while you have the horniest unown ever. Is hard.

[craftsman-and-mover]

It is difficult. I have been changing my font to a silly one every couple of days and then copy-pasting it through a translator. To minimize the amount of recognizable symbols for this freak.

[craftsman-and-mover]

Trying to type while you have the horniest unown ever. Is hard.

[wishmaker-astra]

DO JIRACHI COUNT AS ELDRIDH TO YOU?

YES

NO

UNSURE

I DO NOT KNOW WHAT A JIRACHI IS

OTHER

Voting ended onOct 2, 2025

Edit: it's supposed to be eldritch. I somehow didn't notice it was typo'd/had autocorrect issue. Unfortunately I cannot correct it

[craftsman-and-mover]

No. It is just a star in the sky. That can grant wishes. But it is just a star in the sky.

[wishmaker-astra]

Always nice when someone or something else calls me a star

[craftsman-and-mover]

If it sits in the night sky and it glows. That is a star. At least to me.

[wishmaker-astra]

DO JIRACHI COUNT AS ELDRIDH TO YOU?

YES

NO

UNSURE

I DO NOT KNOW WHAT A JIRACHI IS

OTHER

Voting ended onOct 2, 2025

Edit: it's supposed to be eldritch. I somehow didn't notice it was typo'd/had autocorrect issue. Unfortunately I cannot correct it

[craftsman-and-mover]

No. It is just a star in the sky. That can grant wishes. But it is just a star in the sky.

[wishmaker-astra]

Consider the following: carbonated milk

[nuggetanon]

Oh, is this a new thing I can try?

[wishmaker-astra]

Oh, you don't actually want to do this. I was making a shitpost. It comes out rancid tasting because the carbonic acid spoils the milk.

[craftsman-and-mover]

Rogue: if you dont like the taste, youre just not fast enough. i like the taste but i cant legally have real opinions.

[wishmaker-astra]

Trolling today I see

[craftsman-and-mover]

Rogue: no. you can tech it. i just dont.

[wishmaker-astra]

One frame input to drink carbonated milk?

[craftsman-and-mover]

Rogue: if you drink it while mixing its not as bad. i mean good.

[wishmaker-astra]

Uh huh

[craftsman-and-mover]

Rogue: no i get it. my taste is too eclectic. you dont fuck with me. next youre telling me i should stop drinking the one day blinding stew.

[wishmaker-astra]

Consider the following: carbonated milk

[nuggetanon]

Oh, is this a new thing I can try?

[wishmaker-astra]

Oh, you don't actually want to do this. I was making a shitpost. It comes out rancid tasting because the carbonic acid spoils the milk.

[craftsman-and-mover]

Rogue: if you dont like the taste, youre just not fast enough. i like the taste but i cant legally have real opinions.

[wishmaker-astra]

Trolling today I see

[craftsman-and-mover]

Rogue: no. you can tech it. i just dont.

[wishmaker-astra]

One frame input to drink carbonated milk?

[craftsman-and-mover]

Rogue: if you drink it while mixing its not as bad. i mean good.