welcome to the oasis (not the band)

oasis or juice // she/her or you can get silly with it - just not he/him // adult // My personal website is oasis-j.neocities.org My main OC canon will have posts on my alt here: https://oqyn-chronicles.tumblr.com/ and my other art will be on https://juice-trove.tumblr.com

[oasis-j]

OASIS-J INTRO POST (TOTALLY PINNED)

key details: my name is oasis, any pronouns, Australian, major (18), if u know me from school or something I'd rather u not follow. Look at your own discretion I suppose

Catch me over on twitch @oasis_j ! I stream bullshit ft. Airbud the dog

huh? you want to know more about me? ok, freak!

Hi! I'm Oasis! I came to tumblr during the big twitter migration and never looked back.,,

Main Interests Include: ut/dr, html programming, art, portal, rtvs, and ocs/writing (nerd!!!)

Want to know my secret identity? Take these!!!

@official-knight-posts @hhhgreg-official @catfish-blogging

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@juice-trove @oqyn-chronicles

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@oasis-jmc @oasis-jspop

Here is my strawpage, but no nerds allowed!!!

Bye!

[girlgrimer]

Are we friends.... Are we cutes.... Are we yay....

[pocket-rune]

a snow angel

[cocksley-and-catapult]

ISSUE 1433: _

19 july 2026

[iwantwings44]

[diesaur]

chapter 5 if it was awesome

[molabuddy]

really specific trope i like that i feel like can only be explained in a diagram

[contemptible-scoundrel]

tch... so it's an alliance out of necessity, huh...?

[coelii]

[oasis-j]

i think my left eye is twitching now. tumbler dort com am i goeing to die

[porcelain-dollbones]

snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean

[porcelain-dollbones]

a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.

[junglejim4322]

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

[dateamonster]

look i WISH more horror movies were just the directors thinly disguised fetish. instead we got all these horror movies that are just undisguised reflections of culturally hegemonic values and anxieties. like if we got some weird fetishes up in here it would probably add some variety thats all im saying.

[cocksley-and-catapult]

ISSUE 1432: gya

18 july 2026

[angel-derangement]

“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?

[angel-derangement]

please hurry up in reblogging this I wanna jorts it before someone puts it in one of those heartwarming tiktok slideshows

[ablubluh]

i was like 'what could jorts it possibly mean' but as with many things clicking the original post immediately clarified the situation

[manny-jacinto]

Pedro Pascal shares this picture for Oscar Isaac's birthday (March 9, 2025)

[billy-crudup]

[huffylemon]

[triviallytrue]

aren't gorillas gentle giants or something. i stay out of his way, he doesn't maul me, we have a nice time picking out clothes together in opposite sides of the mall

[friendshapedhole]

Male gorillas are super aggressive and territorial. Also they interpret nearly every human mannerism as a sign of aggression or a challenge. Smiling and eye contact are both things that zookeepers have to be taught to suppress when they’re in the vicinity of gorillas.

[triviallytrue]

Well unless the mall is his native territory I think I'm fine, I wasn't planning on smiling at him

[max1461]

This is all irrelevant because the obvious answer is five black mambas. I mean, that’s not actually very many snakes, and malls are fucking huge. And unlike a gorilla you can definitely outrun a snake if it does show up. Find an open space in the mall where you can see any snake coming and just hangout out there. Fucking easy.

[triviallytrue]

Misguided! I would much rather have a mallmate I can easily see and hear coming. I'm confident I can stay out of the gorilla's way, but if I step on a snake or one otherwise gets the jump on me, it's all over.

It's not just about the physical danger either, it's about my mental health. One gorilla, unless he's actively mad at me, I just keep a healthy distance between us and make sure I never get trapped. With the snakes, it requires a lot more constant vigilance

[ghostpalmtechnique]

They should substitute "chimpanzee" for "gorilla" in this hypothetical.

[triviallytrue]

if it was a chimp i'm taking the fucking snakes

[notwiselybuttoowell]

Black mambas have a reputation build on being very venomous and very fast. I'm not sure why you would think you could outrun one (or five) in an enclosed space like a mall.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

Malls usually have pretty slick floors, and escalators. I’d choose the gorilla simply because I think that would make an more interesting story (and a better-selling autobiography, I Survived the Mall Gorilla) but I think I’d stand a pretty good chance at avoiding the mamba. They’re fast and aggressive and will chase you but unless we started immediately beside each other I think my sneakers would have the terrain advantage over scutes.

[nightingalesoul]

this is too good to leave hidden in the replies

[bermuda-n-drangle]

fucking enamored with the implication that this gorilla is fully intelligent but is trying to manufacture plausible deniability like the movie barnyard

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

"Susie becomes King of the Dark World" theory

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]