Oh, Fuck.

♦max. 10. i probably hate you but send me a message anyways.

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(Hey @mod what are your maxpres blogs?)

>My maxpres/general Camp Camp blog is @max-as-hell!

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OOC

>In honor of 1k followers... one magic!aask modifier will be applied for the next several asks! What will it be? The best one I can find in my inbox!

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Your thoughts on Hamilton the Musical?

Max: Ugh. Look, just promise you won’t fucking rag on me for this...

Max: I actually... don’t hate it. Which is saying a lot, considering it’s a musical. I don’t care for all that bullshit with the Schuyler sisters or whatever that romance drama was, but the stuff about the revolutionary war was pretty cool. 

Neil: Oh my god, are you talking about that history smutfic musical? 

Max: ... Neil: And people call me a nerd! Ha!Max: Hey, genius-- lower your voice! If Preston finds out I like one of his stupid stage plays, I’ll never hear the fucking end of it. 

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wait, is max asexual/aromatic?

Max: Not exactly sure what that means, but if it makes you happy, then sure. 

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{ I edited some screenshots of Preston to show a scar i feel like he would have after everything at camp }

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>I'm laughing because this is the exact same location and shape of Preston's knife-stick shanking scar on this blog.

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how do you handle getting crushes on people? bc frankly, im the worst at dealing with it and i thought i should get some advice from the coolest guy in town

Max: I don’t get crushes on people. That typically helps. 

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You can take this as deeply or as lightly as you want, but are you happy Max?

Max: I’m content.Max: I mean, I just won twenty bucks in my new fucking awesome squirrel-fighting ring, so I can’t complain that much, right?

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have you ever thought that maybe dedicating so much of your time to making someone just as miserable as you are is a really unhealthy way of coping with your own existential depression and you could probably benefit from therapy and/or taking davids advice? (love the blog btw!! <3)

Max: Yawn.

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Dude, do you remember what it was like in that purification chamber?

Max: Ugh... I don’t like thinking about it...

Max: But it was actually really... calming. Like, being put under anesthesia or some shit. You know, when the doctor puts on that mask and asks you to count up to ten? Kind of like that. Max: Getting out of a purified state- now that was the fuckin’ kicker.

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you???? play max so well and accurately whwhwhwhwh f o l l o w e d

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(( i reccommend following @ask-bitchboy-max he plays max much better ))

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>>Heck I just saw this and?? Thank you omg.

>>(Don’t sell yourself short, though!! I’m sure you have a great portrayal!)

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Whatever did happen to Chuckie?

Max: Hey, dude. Too soon, okay?Max: He was pretty fuckin’ cool kid, though. I’ll give him that.

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Thoughts on Sasha from the Flowerscouts Flowerscouts???

Max: Annoying. Everyone is.Max: But... for a text-talking, socialite-to-be, spoiled, sheltered bitch she’s actually kind of intelligent and even kind of bad-ass.Max: Just don’t ask me to judge her flirting skills. She couldn’t seduce a man if she had an all-expense paid trip to Mexico on the line. 

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What's up with pirate camp?

Max: Eh, not much. Usually they just go night sailing or stage duels. Max: What sucks for us is that they’re really into pillaging. They’re just as bad as the wood scouts. Max: I mean, they actually fucking steal useful stuff, though. Not just like, traumatizing childhood safety items. 

Max: They’re the reason the boys’ bathroom only has two of the original four urinals. 

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What's your favorite book?

Max: Thomas Paine’s “Common Sense”, or Che Guevara’s “Guerrilla Warfare” for sure. The whole “Give me liberty or give me death” thing really speaks to me.

Neil: Oh, please. Your only exposure to revolutionary texts was through late-night History Channel documentaries. 

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Has David ever put you on a baby leash while hiking? Or a baby backpack?

Max: I’m... fucking... ten. Max: Does that mean anything to you? Or should I just burn my own birth certificate?

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What makes a person ok or decent in your book?

Max: Look, I don’t want to get all philosophical here but there’s literally no way to objectively judge whether a person is decent or not. I can’t just draw a fucking line or some shit across a set of personality traits and organize people above or below that line. Max: It’s a lot easier to just assume as I do- that all people are just inherently apathetic and fucking awful.

Nerris: Untrue! You can tell who’s bad or good based on their morality stat!Max: Nerris, get the fuck out of my tent.Nerris: Well, that’s a -2 morality for you right there...

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Did anyone hear back from Daniel after he went to the hospital?

Max: I fucking hope not.