Ask-BlackZircon

Rebel Lawyer and Proud Main: @Four-Of-Diamonds Ask/Rp blog of Black Zircon And ocasional Plum Pearl

[ask-redzircon]

《 Quick question, how do we put out a fire that caught on a bed ?》

[ask-blackzircon]

What did you do, Red?

[ask-redzircon]

《 Now is no time for questions Black, what do I do with that fucking fire ??》

[ask-blackzircon]

That temper of yours. You can say please, you know, anyhow, cut the source of air. Cover the fire with something that it can’t catch fire easily or a fire extinguisher if you have one.

[ask-redzircon]

《 wELL UH too late its on the fucking waLLS NOW.

I think I’m gonna call Chi.》

[ask-blackzircon]

Well I am still wondering what in the stars you were doing to get the bed on fire Red, the hell?

[ask-pink-zircon]

The bed couldn’t take red’s hotness *wheezes*

[ask-redzircon]

《PINK I SWEAR》

[ask-blackzircon]

Oh my god, too much information! You all calm down on the bed, frictions is a dangerous thing.

[ask-redzircon]

《 Quick question, how do we put out a fire that caught on a bed ?》

[ask-blackzircon]

What did you do, Red?

[ask-redzircon]

《 Now is no time for questions Black, what do I do with that fucking fire ??》

[ask-blackzircon]

That temper of yours. You can say please, you know, anyhow, cut the source of air. Cover the fire with something that it can’t catch fire easily or a fire extinguisher if you have one.

[ask-redzircon]

《 wELL UH too late its on the fucking waLLS NOW.

I think I’m gonna call Chi.》

[ask-blackzircon]

Well I am still wondering what in the stars you were doing to get the bed on fire Red, the hell?

[ask-redzircon]

《 Quick question, how do we put out a fire that caught on a bed ?》

[ask-blackzircon]

What did you do, Red?

[ask-redzircon]

《 Now is no time for questions Black, what do I do with that fucking fire ??》

[ask-blackzircon]

That temper of yours. You can say please, you know, anyhow, cut the source of air. Cover the fire with something that it can't catch fire easily or a fire extinguisher if you have one.

[ask-redzircon]

《 Quick question, how do we put out a fire that caught on a bed ?》

[ask-blackzircon]

What did you do, Red?

[four-of-diamonds]

A Comission i had asked to @dement09 of my gem oc’s Plum Pearl and Black Zircon. I had asked her if i could upload it, and she had told me that yes i could so here it is and ITS FRIKKING PRECIOUS!! So people go ahead and follow em and their amazing art :D (im azrieltheblacklighting)

[four-of-diamonds]

Here i have my human black zircon, before she cut her hair and before she was half blind. Her outfit is very loosely based on a traditional dress here in puerto Rico that is used to dance bomba. It isnt accurate and is more like a street version of it.

[ask-chiastolite]

Can I take Red to blow up stuff with me? She'll be under my careful supervision. - White Z

{ As long as no one gets hurts and nothing valuable gets destroyed then that’s fine with me. Just be carefull.}

[ask-whitezircon]

Does the White House go under the “Valuable” category

[ask-chiastolite]

{…just make sure they dont recognize you if you do anything bad to it.}

[ask-whitezircon]

Nice, thanks Chi!

[ask-blackzircon]

The White House again, what about the plague of cockroaches and lizards we dropped on them?

[ask-chiastolite]

{ At this moment Red is complelty losing it over you all being interested by our sexual life.

It’s actually quite funny to watch i have to admit }

[ask-orange-zircon]

In honesty, what you two do in the bedroom is all your business, but Red is just too adorable when she gets all flustered to stop.

[ask-redzircon]

《ORAN!!GE!!! FUCKING!!!sSTOP!!!》

[ask-chiastolite]

{ I got to agree on that one Orange. Red is truly adorable when she becomes a huge blushing mess. Like right now.  }

[ask-pink-zircon]

*nods in agreement*

[ask-whitezircon]

Wait how can you tell she is literally always red.

[ask-blackzircon]

I assume she gets darker in shade, or hot in temperature

[ask-chiastolite]

{ Both, she literally radiates heat when she’s too flustered. She also get a bit shaky and will tend to hide her face or play with her hair. Little does she know it only makes her cuter. }

[ask-orange-zircon]

From experience she does get slightly darker on her cheeks. And Chi, it’s so true. Next time you come over for tea we should talk about how cute Red is.

[ask-blackzircon]

Fascinating *Takes notes*

[ask-chiastolite]

{ At this moment Red is complelty losing it over you all being interested by our sexual life.

It’s actually quite funny to watch i have to admit }

[ask-orange-zircon]

In honesty, what you two do in the bedroom is all your business, but Red is just too adorable when she gets all flustered to stop.

[ask-redzircon]

《ORAN!!GE!!! FUCKING!!!sSTOP!!!》

[ask-chiastolite]

{ I got to agree on that one Orange. Red is truly adorable when she becomes a huge blushing mess. Like right now.  }

[ask-pink-zircon]

*nods in agreement*

[ask-whitezircon]

Wait how can you tell she is literally always red.

[ask-blackzircon]

I assume she gets darker in shade, or hot in temperature

[ask-chiastolite]

Biggest turn on?

{ The absolute mess that Red becomes whenever she is turned on.  }

[ask-redzircon]

《 Chi oh mY FUCKIN’ ;;

DON’T POST ABOUT THAT. PLEASE. CHI.》

[ask-orange-zircon]

NO CHI PLEASE CONTINUE!

[ask-redzircon]

《 ORANGE WHAT THE FUCK??? NO!!!! 》

[ask-orange-zircon]

LET THE WOMAN SPEAK RED!!! DON’T HIDE THE FACTS!!! THE PUBLIC WANTS TO KNOW!!!

[ask-pink-zircon]

(pink watching this)

[ask-redzircon]

《 I’m really fucking concerned about y’all wanting to hear about our sexual life. Why are you like this.》

[ask-blackzircon]

Sorry to intrude, but to be honest, its interesting

[ask-redzircon]

《Oh Black not you too, fucking whyyyYYYYYYYYY》

[ask-blackzircon]

Im sorry Red, but is for research purposes, so do continue Chiastolite *takes notes*

[ask-redzircon]

《b bUHT w WHA- NO?? WHY?? WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU TAKE NOTES BLACK. THAT WON’T EVER BE USEFULL UNLESS YOU WANT TO BLACKMAIL ME OR FUCK ME. 》

[ask-orange-zircon]

Both very good reasons.

[ask-whitezircon]

Blackmailing you is actually a good idea, Chi please continue

[ask-blackzircon]

Something we finally agree on, White *thumbs up*

[ask-chiastolite]

Biggest turn on?

{ The absolute mess that Red becomes whenever she is turned on.  }

[ask-redzircon]

《 Chi oh mY FUCKIN’ ;;

DON’T POST ABOUT THAT. PLEASE. CHI.》

[ask-orange-zircon]

NO CHI PLEASE CONTINUE!

[ask-redzircon]

《 ORANGE WHAT THE FUCK??? NO!!!! 》

[ask-orange-zircon]

LET THE WOMAN SPEAK RED!!! DON’T HIDE THE FACTS!!! THE PUBLIC WANTS TO KNOW!!!

[ask-pink-zircon]

(pink watching this)

[ask-redzircon]

《 I’m really fucking concerned about y’all wanting to hear about our sexual life. Why are you like this.》

[ask-blackzircon]

Sorry to intrude, but to be honest, its interesting

[ask-redzircon]

《Oh Black not you too, fucking whyyyYYYYYYYYY》

[ask-blackzircon]

Im sorry Red, but is for research purposes, so do continue Chiastolite *takes notes*

[ask-chiastolite]

Biggest turn on?

{ The absolute mess that Red becomes whenever she is turned on.  }

[ask-redzircon]

《 Chi oh mY FUCKIN’ ;;

DON’T POST ABOUT THAT. PLEASE. CHI.》

[ask-orange-zircon]

NO CHI PLEASE CONTINUE!

[ask-redzircon]

《 ORANGE WHAT THE FUCK??? NO!!!! 》

[ask-orange-zircon]

LET THE WOMAN SPEAK RED!!! DON’T HIDE THE FACTS!!! THE PUBLIC WANTS TO KNOW!!!

[ask-pink-zircon]

(pink watching this)

[ask-redzircon]

《 I’m really fucking concerned about y’all wanting to hear about our sexual life. Why are you like this.》

[ask-blackzircon]

Sorry to intrude, but to be honest, its interesting

[starlitesmemesandgrossfacts]

I've heard you are knowledgeable on facts, any that you could share -Black Z.

OH! I can share many; the real question is…can you handle it? 

[ask-blackzircon]

I am quite sure that i can. Go ahead proceed

[starlitesmemesandgrossfacts]

Okay, here’s your first one; Tarrare was quite the earthling! He could eat vast amounts, but still remain hungry! Kicked out of his home by his parents who couldn’t feed him, he joined a band of bad people. He would swallow corks, stones and whole LIVE animals.  He later joined the french revolutionary army where the rations weren’t enough for him. Tarrare would eat food from gutters and rubbish piles but still became hospitalized as that wasn’t enough for this guy! Tarrare ate a meal meant for 15 people in one sitting, live cats, snakes, lizards and puppies and swallowed an eel without chewing! However he was quite alright, despite being such a glutton compared to normal earthlings! He was later employed as a messenger since he could swallow messages and uuh…shit them out. Unfortunately he couldn’t speak german and ended up captured. Shame, really?  Due to the fact he got beaten, this moron agreed to undergo treatment for his condition! He was kept on a diet of soft boiled eggs, wine vinegar, tobacco pills and whatever that l-word is. It didn’t work as he tried to drink the blood of other hospital patients, eat their corpses in the morgue, eat offal…which I don’t know what that is, scavange outside butcher’s shops and in rubbish heaps. He was kicked out for having supposedly eaten a toddler.

COOL HUH!? 

[ask-redzircon]

《Fucking hell where did you even find that kind of story??》

[ask-blackzircon]

Ok, what in the stars? That can't be logically possible.

[starlitesmemesandgrossfacts]

I've heard you are knowledgeable on facts, any that you could share -Black Z.

OH! I can share many; the real question is…can you handle it? 

[ask-blackzircon]

I am quite sure that i can. Go ahead proceed

[ask-redzircon]

White: Wanna put a fork in the microwave

《 Once put a full drawer of utensils in the mircrowave. Didnt end well and Chi didnt let me use the microwave for a month. So as long as its not in my house well yeAH IM FUCKING IN !! 》

[ask-whitezircon]

FuCK YEAH. Come over to my house around 3pm, Mocha is gone by then doing other stuff.

[ask-redzircon]

《 Hell yeah I’m bringing all my fucking utensils!! 》

[ask-chiastolite]

{ Red please don’t. }

[ask-blackzircon]

They look like gemling, curious about anything and everything. I understand you Chiastolite

[ask-whitezircon]

Extremely Drunk Marshmallow Zircon: "Your hand looks heavy, let me uh,hold it for you" She says seductively, slurring her speech. She falls over, hitting the ground with a thud.

Someone take a picture of this and send it to me. Someone else help me pick this gem up.

[ask-blackzircon]

*takes pic* lemme help you, she did something similar to me

[ask-blackzircon]

Drunk Marshmallow Zircon: Hey, what're you planning for the rest of your life? Because s I want to spend it with you. *she falls onto the ground*

Im sorry? I have to disagree there, I have someone already, but im quite sure you wont remember anything since you're drunk *helps her to sit down*