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@ask-whitezircon
@pink-quarts-101
《 You, I fucking like you. 》 @ask-whitezircon
@pink-quarts-101
You human, have won my respect. Thank you very much. Now Red, when should we blow up this shit?
《 Well my house is already burning down right now so I got nothing to loose. Lets do that now!》
((Dont worry abt the house Chi’s taking care of it. Its not the first time it happens smh))
Alright I'll be there in about 19 human minutes, don't blow anything up before I get there.
@pink-quarts-101
《 You, I fucking like you. 》 @ask-whitezircon
@pink-quarts-101
You human, have won my respect. Thank you very much. Now Red, when should we blow up this shit?
White zircon? , do you know anything about yellow and blue zircon? Do they even know you
Ah yes, Blue and Yellow zircon are also high class gems along side me. We know each other, but we don't really get along well,
WELL FIRST OF ALL. IT WAS A JOKE TO MAKE ME LAUGH. SECOND OF ALL I WAS ON 2 HOURS OF SLEEP WHEN I CAME UP WITH WHUMP.
Is quite alright human, for I guess if you see it as only a joke.
>:o *hugs white* *pats her bek* *glaring over to fan-d00ms* first of all how dare you
not used to to this, but thank you human.
Can I take Red to blow up stuff with me? She'll be under my careful supervision. - White Z
{ As long as no one gets hurts and nothing valuable gets destroyed then that’s fine with me. Just be carefull.}
Does the White House go under the “Valuable” category
{…just make sure they dont recognize you if you do anything bad to it.}
Nice, thanks Chi!
The White House again, what about the plague of cockroaches and lizards we dropped on them?
Not e n o u g h
Can I take Red to blow up stuff with me? She'll be under my careful supervision. - White Z
{ As long as no one gets hurts and nothing valuable gets destroyed then that’s fine with me. Just be carefull.}
Does the White House go under the “Valuable” category
{…just make sure they dont recognize you if you do anything bad to it.}
Nice, thanks Chi!
Can I take Red to blow up stuff with me? She'll be under my careful supervision. - White Z
{ As long as no one gets hurts and nothing valuable gets destroyed then that’s fine with me. Just be carefull.}
Does the White House go under the "Valuable" category
Whump is White Zircon x Donald Trump (the president of the United States)
Are you excited for the solar eclipse??!
Yes! I have only seen Earth Solar Eclipses through homeworld screens!
White. How do you feel about Whump?
What's 'Whump'?
{ At this moment Red is complelty losing it over you all being interested by our sexual life.
It’s actually quite funny to watch i have to admit }
In honesty, what you two do in the bedroom is all your business, but Red is just too adorable when she gets all flustered to stop.
《ORAN!!GE!!! FUCKING!!!sSTOP!!!》
{ I got to agree on that one Orange. Red is truly adorable when she becomes a huge blushing mess. Like right now. }
*nods in agreement*
Wait how can you tell she is literally always red.
I assume she gets darker in shade, or hot in temperature
{ Both, she literally radiates heat when she’s too flustered. She also get a bit shaky and will tend to hide her face or play with her hair. Little does she know it only makes her cuter. }
From experience she does get slightly darker on her cheeks. And Chi, it’s so true. Next time you come over for tea we should talk about how cute Red is.
Yes please ^w^
《NO I DON’T. Y’ALL GOTTA FUCKING STOP RIGHT THE FUCKING NOW.》
Red gets exposed 2017
{ At this moment Red is complelty losing it over you all being interested by our sexual life.
It’s actually quite funny to watch i have to admit }
In honesty, what you two do in the bedroom is all your business, but Red is just too adorable when she gets all flustered to stop.
《ORAN!!GE!!! FUCKING!!!sSTOP!!!》
{ I got to agree on that one Orange. Red is truly adorable when she becomes a huge blushing mess. Like right now. }
*nods in agreement*
Wait how can you tell she is literally always red.
Biggest turn on?
{ The absolute mess that Red becomes whenever she is turned on. }
《 Chi oh mY FUCKIN’ ;;
DON’T POST ABOUT THAT. PLEASE. CHI.》
NO CHI PLEASE CONTINUE!
《 ORANGE WHAT THE FUCK??? NO!!!! 》
LET THE WOMAN SPEAK RED!!! DON’T HIDE THE FACTS!!! THE PUBLIC WANTS TO KNOW!!!
(pink watching this)
《 I’m really fucking concerned about y’all wanting to hear about our sexual life. Why are you like this.》
Sorry to intrude, but to be honest, its interesting
《Oh Black not you too, fucking whyyyYYYYYYYYY》
Im sorry Red, but is for research purposes, so do continue Chiastolite *takes notes*
《b bUHT w WHA- NO?? WHY?? WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU TAKE NOTES BLACK. THAT WON’T EVER BE USEFULL UNLESS YOU WANT TO BLACKMAIL ME OR FUCK ME. 》
Both very good reasons.
Blackmailing you is actually a good idea, Chi please continue
if humans are 70% water then water is just 🅱oneless human
《 I…. uh,,
I’m trying to find anything that could make this fact wrong but I can’t
@ask-whitezircon @askmochazircon help 》
Uh, I mean water never had human to begin with so hm. That's all I got buddy,
hell no we won't, this will be the official microwave incident, it shall be remembered forever ~8/10/17 I'm looking forward to next year!
《 I definitly woN’T BE DOING IT AGAIN. STOP. It is not a thing to celebrate. It was only a small accident.》
r ED hOW DO YOU “ ACCIDENTALLY “ STICK YOUR HEAD IN A MICROWAVE AND GETTING IT STUCK THERE?? I’m concerned red.
Did someone take a picture or video of this because I really want to see how it all went down.
White: Wanna put a fork in the microwave
《 Once put a full drawer of utensils in the mircrowave. Didnt end well and Chi didnt let me use the microwave for a month. So as long as its not in my house well yeAH IM FUCKING IN !! 》
FuCK YEAH. Come over to my house around 3pm, Mocha is gone by then doing other stuff.
White,, you do realize i follow your blog and can see what your planning right? I’m not buying another microwave if it explodes from this.
《 oooOOH WE GOT BUSTED FUCK 》
Fuck I foRGOT
