Ask Blitzo and Verosika

I hope this blog remains in this realm.

[ask-blitzka]

Verosika: Since I am more savvy of how Tumblr works, I am going to leave this list here for those who wanna ask things.

People to Ask:

Blitz (My Love)

Verosika (Your Queen)

Loona (Blitz's Daughter)

Millie (That Crazy Imp that who killed that sea beast)

Moxxie (Possum)

Vortex (Son)

Kiki (Still owes me 30 Bucks)

Ace (Obvious Creepypasta Fanboy)

Milky (BFF)

Apple (Sapphic Dumbass #1)

Coco (Sapphic Dumbass #2)

Kat (I really don't have anything interesting about them)

Josh (Bottom)

Octavia Goetia

*Unavailable

Stories:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/61526122/chapters/157290964

[ask-blitzka]

Verosika, what is your ideal romantic date?

Verosika: I don't really have one, to be honest.

Personally, my quote "ideal" is one where my Blitz is happy and it's fun. Whether that's a passionate night in bed, a lunch in the best restaurants, a hit on a scum bag, or just us watching TV or playing games.

Honestly, I am just glad to be around him.

[ask-blitzka]

Verosika, what do you like to do for fun?

Verosika:

Well, I may not look like it but I am kind of a weeb. I also play games. In my "Private" Room, I have a PC Set-up with 3 whole monitors.

Most people think that room is a place where I can pleasure myself but really, it's a private gamer hole.

I have thought about streaming but, seeing as it's kinda demanding, I don't think I can while remaining a popstar.

[ask-blitzka]

Verosika, how do you have such big boobs?

Verosika:

I thank my mother for these gifts.

[ask-blitzka]

Verosika, do you and Blitz like to cuddle?

Verosika:

Only after we do it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Or when we're exhausted from our jobs.

So like, every day, I guess?

[ask-blitzka]

Verosika, what are your favorite foods?

Verosika:

Why lust, of course (uωu*)

But in all seriousness, I'd have to say Takoyaki. I know it's not common down here but occasionally I would take a different disguise and just visit Japan to indulge in my food. Blitz likes it when I bring him some but he prefers bacon from Hellboars.

[ask-blitzka]

What do you guys plan to do for this Sinsmas?

Blitz:

Ah, Sinsmas. Honestly, we're just gonna stay in. Hell is kinda going through something, what with some (what do the kids call it?) chud sinner that arrived in September and has been stirring trouble.

Other than that, some of Verosika's team are going to The Cocytus Club for a Sinsmas Party, so we may join them.

[ask-blitzka]

Do you guys know how the Vees are?

Verosika:

Oh thank satan a normal ask. We've been getting sex related asks for the past weeks.

Anyways, I don't know what they are up to. After the massacre, they tried some sort of takeover but it fizzled out surprisingly fast. After that, they vanished.

Not gonna lie, I wish they were more active. Mainly so I can give Vox a piece of my mind for his shitty internet provider.

[ask-blitzka]

With Halloween here, have any of you been to any haunted places?

Blitz: Nah. Closest was the hotel that fish fuck made his home in. God I wish it was a legit haunting.

Verosika: You know that house I had those parties?

Blitz: Yeah?

Verosika: Well, let's just say Vortex doesn't like being alone in that building. He says someone tried to pull his tail. He was on a ladder.

[ask-blitzka]

blitz, do you suck verosika's boobs during sex?

Blitz: Look, this is the kind of question we want to avoid.

Verosika: Yeah, it feels weird talking about sex life like that. Especially on a tumblr blog.

Blitz: But the answer is yes.

Verosika: Hard. Like a starving infant.

[ask-blitzka]

Yo blitz, do you now that Loona is-

*rise eyebrows three times*

-with a-

*move my hands in a circle motion above my head like a halo*

Blitz: Huh? What are you-

Verosika: I'LL TAKE THAT.

Blitz: Weird. Imma go polish my guns again.

Verosika: Okay, you do that.....ARE YOU INSANE!?!?! Look, I know he should know of this but I don't want anything bad to happen to Collin. If Loona wants to tell him about this, let her do it. Okay?

[ask-blitzka]

Moxxie, Millie, how are double dates with Blitz and Verosika?

Moxxie: We haven't done any yet, mainly because Verosika and Blitz like their dates to end a bit differently.

Millie: It's honestly embarrassing watching your Boss and His Popstar Girlfriend get arrested for the eighth time after inciting a riot in a 5-Star Restaurant.

[ask-blitzka]

Loona, how are you and Collin doing?

Loona: We are doing fine.

Collin: Indeed. Though, I may need to leave soon. Don't need the others to get suspicious.

Loona: Aw, how long until you leave?

Collin: I think in two days.

Loona: Then I will make sure those two days are pure bliss.

Collin: O-oh!

[ask-blitzka]

Moxxie, do you have a crush on Timothée Chalamet?

Moxxie:

Not really. He's fine, but I just respect a rising star. Not to mention, he's the youngest two-time best actor nominee since James Dean is big.

[ask-blitzka]

Verosika, you're SO sexy! Blitz is a really lucky bastard!

Verosika: Aw, thanks for the compliment.

Blitz: I sure am.

[ask-blitzka]

Blitz, Loona, Millie, and Moxxie, will any of you attend the Oscars? The finest actors, directors, and various other experts in the film industry get awards at this event.

Blitz: Nah, most of us don't bother with the awards of the living.

Millie: Not to mention that it's heavily guarded and expensive.

Loona: Most of us wouldn't bother. Keyword: Most of us.

Moxxie: C'mon, we've broken into more heavily secured area.

3: No.

Millie: Mox, I know you wanna see Timothée Chalamet possibly win his first oscar, but we can't risk being seen.

[ask-blitzka]

Will you write other stories on Ao3, Verosika?

Verosika:

They aren't really stories, more like me trying to write down events that are important to us.

[Author Note: The AO3 story is just for writing out important events in this Ask Blog's Story that can't be written in the blog itself. Sometimes, I will mention it's Verosika who wrote it then someone else later down the line. Sorry for the 4th wall break, I just needed to clarify this going forward]