What's Up, Doc?

Welcome to the blog of THE greatest rabbit in all of Toon Town! I'd say the world, but we're all about bein' humble, right?

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Welcome to the blog, Doc.

I'm Bugs Bunny. Yes, THAT Bugs Bunny. The Warner Brothers guy!

Mickey started one of these, so I thought I may as well. Lola thought it wasn't a bad idea.

Feel free to talk with me or ask whatever! I'm free on time right now and don't really plan on doin' much.

Then again, you don't gotta. Just poppin' by means a bunch.

Don't forget to relax sometimes, pal. What do I say about taking life too seriously? You won't make it out alive!

Take care folks, that's all for now!

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Did you enjoy and having fun during the filming of Looney Tunes Back In Action with Daffy?

I did, Doc.

He's got a screw or two loose, sure, but don't we all?

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Sorry about the absence.

Mickey's brother has ruffled my whiskers for the last time. I'm back now, though.

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Is carrot porridge a thing?

What kinda like have you been livin' if you haven't tried it?

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Doc, where do you get all your slaying outfits ???

I either assemble them myself, run to the Gag Bag, or steal them from RuPaul.

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Hey Bugs! So Do you like my drawings of you with your winter clothes?

I sure do, Doc! Thanks for bein' a pal.

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I wanna get Lola somethin' nice. I just don't know what.

Any ideas?

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"Hello, bugs, I'm curious if you would be willing to teach some rather durable non-toons the tricks of your trade, especially a pair of immortal rivals" [a mysterious blonde woman had appeared, her red eyes gazing into your soul, her smile feeling smug, or self-assured] @gap-hag-mischeif

Heloise Nurse?

Uhhh...be sneaky, I suppose. Or be made a Warner Brothers Toon. People kinda expect it outta you then specifically, Doc.

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Don't let me catch ANY Disney Toons over here at Warner Brothers.

There WILL be Marvin to pay.

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How's your relationship with Cecil the Turtle?

We don't talk about Cecil, Doc.

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how to handle daffy?

Throw a can of beans at him.

Or tell him you're gonna enlist him in the military.

Or tell him he and Donald can't hang out anymore.

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Bugs, since you and Mickey are close. Have ever heard Mickey's other friends and no, I don't mean Donald Duck or somethin' but have you ever heard of The Avengers or a legendary Jedi by the name "Obi-Wan Kenobi"?

The only Avenger anybody cares about anymore is Spider-Man. Myself included. Usually.

And isn't Jovie-Ton Broccoli the guy from that failing movie series about aliens with laser swords?

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Donald has Ptsd, did you know that?

This is my surprised face. Look at his uncle and his girlfriend.

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Bugs, if your pranks ever had any serious unintended consequences, like if a toon had an allergy to something in the cream you use for pies, or something more serious happened, would you apologize for that?

Oh yeah, totally, if it could get them hurt real bad. I don't wanna hurt anybody. What I do is all in good fun.

That bein' said, us Toons usually spring right back up from stuff. It rarely ever comes to the point where I have to apologize.

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whats your opinion on daffy, bugs? what it is like with him off set.

Oh, he's a character.

He doesn't act when he's on set. That's literally what I deal with every day, all the time.

It ain't too bad, though. He's great company. Even if he doesn't keep quiet half the time, he's a great pal. He and Porky get together on the weekends once in a while and cook for the Toons whose careers ain't doin' so hot.

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Since you mentioned him earlier, what are your thoughts on Mickey Mouse? You two friends?

Actually, yeah! A lot of people think we hate each other's guts just 'cause we're from different companies. I don't mind the lil' guy at all. He's good company, and a real good friend.

And his shoes are real neat.

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(This is Kyile asking as PD Oswald!)

"Heya Bug-Bugs! Yeah thats your name!"

"I gotta ask ya. Whats the best gag you have came up with? I need to plan something for a prank and I need a gag. Thanks!"

There ain't ANYTHING like the good ol' pie trick. Just tuck it somewhere and have a rope at the ready. Bonus points if there's confetti inside to stick to the fillin'.