This Is Stupid.

Campstuck AU askblog/fanventure, because the world neded one of those.

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hiya, david! i think this game will be a very good exercise between you and the campers! i can assure you that this game will **probably** not end the world. seeya!

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hey, GE, i'm a time traveler. here to warn you about this game. shit's gonna get fucked up, okay? just get out while you still can <3

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> Begin.

MAX: oh god fucking dammit

-- genuineEnvironment [GE] began pestering jadedAluminum [JA] --

GE: Did your copy come in yet, Max?

GE: Sorry to keep asking! I just can’t wait for everything to get all set up!

GE: I’m so glad I get to spend more time with all my beloved campers!

GE: :D

JA: even if it did, which it didn’t, i still think this is bullshit

JA: i don’t care about some dumb MMO that’s gonna fade into obscurity within a few weeks

JA: and i certainly don’t want to waste my time playing it with YOU

JA: i don’t even know what the fucking game is about

GE: Language!

GE: And that’s the point, it’s a surprise!

JA: really

JA: do you even know what it’s about, david

GE: Like I said, it’s a surprise!

JA: translation, you bought 12 copies of a game, mailed 11 of them out to random kids and your anxiety-ridden co-counselor plus one for yourself

JA: WITHOUT KNOWING WHAT THE FUCKING GAME IS ABOUT

GE: The advertisement described it as a good team-building game! And called it “Game of the Year”! I thought it sounded fun!

JA: right, because advertisements never lie

JA: whatever, if it’ll get you to shut up about it i’ll go check the mail

GE: :D

JA: don’t colon d me

JA: i should probably go while my parents aren’t around, so

GE: ... Be careful, Max.

JA: yeah, yeah

JA: I will.