Hedgionary

Just a silly little critter living its life. This is my everything Tumblr. It's not organised at all. Cheese.

[hedgionary]

Okay so I see people doing these all over the place so I guessed I should too?

Name's Hedge, this specific blog was supposed to be about writing but became a tribute to my FMA(B) hyperfixation. Oops. Hedge is also short for Hedgehog, in case anyone was wondering! I'm used to and have even learnt to appreciate jokes about that now.

I enjoy writing, can't draw to save my life, am learning to sew, have 0 social skills (but still want friends), love reading both paperbacks and fanfiction.

My reblogs and main are mainly for Fullmetal and writing, but who knows how it'll evolve. If you're curious about any other fandoms I'm in, you should probably check the liked section...

I'm happy to talk to anyone about literally anything! Be it an AU you came up with and need to dump on someone, a crossover you think nobody will care about or just the fact you found my blog for whatever reason. I'm open to criticism, I have no idea what I'm doing.

EDIT: There used to be an attempt to list the fandoms I'm currently active in, but they just grew to be too many. Talk to me about anything. I'll talk to you while doing research and telling you I know nothing, but go on. I'm genuinely interested.

Please keep in mind my ideas are quite unhinged. Because who'd put an Evangelion 01 model on the shelf with the ceramic angels. Come on now.

[16bitstars]

corporate needs you to find the differences between these two creatures (they're the same 🐛☁️)

yuuma & brushbuggie i drew for @tireddcrow !! 🎁

[16bitstars]

corporate needs you to find the differences between these two creatures (they're the same 🐛☁️)

yuuma & brushbuggie i drew for @tireddcrow !! 🎁

[16bitstars]

corporate needs you to find the differences between these two creatures (they're the same 🐛☁️)

yuuma & brushbuggie i drew for @tireddcrow !! 🎁

[penchi-megane]

ninomiya was so funny for this panel it keeps coming back to me every time man. like yeah. oh boy ! i do sure wonder what it's like for him. nothing to worry about for yourself tho dw.

there has never been a grown man who has projected his own insecurities on some kid harder before

[platypusinplaid]

Everyone please look at this snapping turtle, walking to the pond outside my house, still groggy from a 6-month nap.

[saint-batrick]

the music made this one of the most hilarious things i have ever seen, thank you so much.

[theinfiknight]

GJJGJRKGNH THE MUSIC GOES UNDERWATER WITH THE TURTLE

[valtsv]

microdosing on catharsis by watching a fictional character or persona i relate to have an emotional breakdown until my chest starts to ache from the amount i've repressed

[valtsv]

[risenshiney]

Paint’n studies I did on my Wii U gamepad earlier in the year.

[sony-official]

on your what

[dama-puma-vs-jaguar-lady]

[thekimonogallery]

Wafrica« by Serge Mouangue, a Cameroonian designer based in Japan.  Wafrica creates African patterns on Japanese traditIonal kimonos

[vonnegutism]

goodnight to crazy people only

[petewentzisblack1312]

we seriously need to stop conceding to the personhood trap when it comes to abortion rights. is a fetus a person? thats a spiritual question. i dont care about the answer. should another person dictate what someone can do with their body? simple answer: no.

[belvira]

She balled so hard they banned her from ballin.

[gotylocks]

Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

[pineappical]

ACTUALLY heres another one i quickly animated of rocky beating the shit out of grace

[brockpkmn-deactivated20221115]

ok but legitimately i think the reason why kids aren’t taking internet safety seriously is because the people who are telling us not to put our personal information out seem so out of touch. no one acknowledges the possibility of meeting very real teenaged friends online, they always say that everyone you meet is a 40 year old white man in disguise. because they aren’t acknowledging things we know are true, it becomes a lot easier to dismiss the rest of what they’re saying as well. internet safety lessons absolutely must keep up with the times and acknowledge the internet’s capacity for good if you want kids to take to heart warnings about its capacity for bad.

[ajthebumblebee]

Some actual safety tips for teenagers:

1. Have proof they're a teenager first. More than just a picture, have a video call with them.

2. If you want to meet up with them, have your parents or a trusted adult come with you. Even if they are a proven teenager, its still good to have supervision in case any issues happen.

3. If you are talking to an adult, and they start being sexual in any way, you run the fuck away. It doesn't matter if they're 40 or 20. An adult inherently has a power dynamic that teenagers do not. And its up to the adult to act responsible about it. There's exceptions of course, if you're 16 and dating an 18 year old, that's not a problem, we're not talking about that.

4. Being in a server with adults or ran by adults is not inherently bad. Talking to adults is not inherently a problem, and will likely happen in any number of Discord servers. It is only an issue when they are acting sexual and show predatory behavior.

5. Look out for grooming behavior. It can be difficult, because at first it seems like innocuous behavior, like complimenting or giving gifts. Especially if you feel lonely and have low self esteem. And groomers actively target people like that.

If they start trying to isolate you, talk sexual with you, state they depend on you for emotional needs, blame you for their own actions, try to be secretive about the relationship- Then you need to talk to people you trust, block the perpetrator, and call the police on them.

6. If this does happen to you, remember this: It is not your fault. Even if you didn't listen to a single thing listed here, it is not your fault. It is the fault of the adults who knew better, and didn't care. It's not your fault.

[tomboyjessie13]

To my followers: if any of you guys are underaged, please be very VERY careful on here, and don’t fall for any of the tricks the groomer would use on you, just block them and report them.

[horsefigureoftheday]

I love you Sebago, I would die for you Sebago

[fern-tdvuh]

Ok first I need everyone to know that the owner posted another picture of Sebago and like. She could easily be a moose for Halloween.

Also, the official Guinness World Record for tallest mule was a dude named Apollo, who was the same height but weighed in at 100lbs heavier.

[onehandedarcher]

Azuma Squad's easily one of my favorites because like. The captain's a tired-as-fuck postgraduate who's basically adopted two kids. Single-Dad core. We love Haruaki Azuma in this household.