AIYAHHh watermelons are not for charging phones( archived)

Hello, welcome! I am Chef Yao! Lai lai, take a seat! No need to be shy! // Modern/Human AU! A bit of an stress-relief ask blog (: This blog is swf //

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Happy Chinese New Year *throws ang paos*

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Send bobs and vegana

We don’t do delivery. :(

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((I need more people to know about the Mandarin version of “Aiyaa Four Thousand Years” because 1. it’s his actual language and 2. the singer’s voice fits the character so perfectly))

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If you step on a person’s foot they open their mouths, just like trash cans.

APH Russia (via incorrecthetaliaquotes)

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wanted to type youtube.com but typed yaotube.com instead

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✨ 中秋快樂～～ ✨ Happy Mid-Autumn festival! It was actually October 4th…

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whoever remember or lived through this i’ll give u a 1buck

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So how does a russian dicc tastes like?

delicious

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*Plugs other end of my phone charger into a watermelon*

yamate kudasai

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you havent cooked diccs but you already ate one ;;)

I’ve eaten many things in life.

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do u cook dicks?

no but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=firTVedjNBE

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hey im "i can't believe its fourth tone" DO YOU REMEMBER ME

w-who are you..... anon-chan ))

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Give our lonely grandma some lovelife

he probably needs Viagra at this point :((( .... ))

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The educational nonsense is really fun though if you wanna add ships that's cool too!!

!!!!!ah, really?! :’D I figure the nonsense might annoyed some people since they’re always either long or sarcastic OVO;; thank you for your comment!! ))

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Why not both😅 Rochu with educational nonsense

oo o that sounds good too.... HMMmm I am trying to think of ways to keep people interested ;q;; ;’’ Thank you for the reply!!!))

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ship ship ship ship

shipship shipppp !!! Thank you! Noted o7o)/ ))

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question:

MMmmmm mMMm i want to continue this blog but i’m wondering what do you guys wanna see tho??? i’m also considering opening another rochu blog.... cus yeah i love rochcuhcuchu hueheh

but would you guys prefer the usually educational nonsense or do you want to see some ship stuff?? please reply if possible o/;; i noticed a lot of followers are not active anymore cri)))