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“So... I don’t know about anyone else...”

“...But if I ordered tasty food, I’d rather go for the large pizza thrown at my mouth than a bucket of chicken being slammed into me at mach speed by a giant gargoyle dressed as a chicken...”

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For my friends who play D&D, please describe your character in the most confusing/convoluted way possible

Bonus points if you do it without using the name of your actual race or class!

dexthorn

Very large scaly boy who punches everything he sees, and either misses completely or obliterates it. There’s really no inbetween. Loves to throw people into fights as well.

sparrow-va

pom-pom poodle with healing magic and a mischievous streak

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Kevin Bacon and horsehead Jacob sell weed via corgis to Cthulhu & Friends. Featuring Gravel Rock as the bard and Literally made of Iron Man.

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Fizgit with a heavy ball on a stick. Fingergunned a guy out of spite and actually shot him. Has two kids, both likely 75+ years older than him. Does not know when they became his daughters.

veigarthevile

smaug, but a 7ft 4in cat with a lot of issues under the surface

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“Well, my Mun’s is a lightning storm in the body of a tiny lizard who may or may not be lying about her age...”

“Lot of people talking about a super bowl...”

“...Unless said super bowl has a spoon and is full of cereal and milk, or ice cream, or maybe cake, I don’t want to hear about it!”

#food beats sports #checkmate sports fans #probably helps that I'm British #and not a fan of sports in general #so no real interest in super bowl stuff #although that new Avengers teaser was good

“Nobody best be blaming the fairy for what happened in Annie’s Story...”

#the fairy did nothing wrong #it just wanted to get away from being slapped by a child

“Still not over the whole revelation thing from before...”

“But a bigger question has emerged...

...HOW DOES SWAIN KNOW?!?”

#most of the other comments Swain makes have some sense to him knowing #or is his curiosity in the case of Poppy and her hammer #but how does he know Camille is related to Caitlyn?

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Ahhhhhhhh. Who knew a noxian champion would give pilt lore

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“Wait...C is who Momma Cait hunts... Does this mean Camille is actually...”

“SHES MY GREAT-AUNT?!?!?”

#might be just me that saw this and thought Swain was talking about the C Caitlyn hunts #and as such the grandneice is Caitlyn herself

“I didn’t know Swain was a Malfoy...”

“Also if that hand turns out to be Darkin, I swear...”

#everyone gets a darkin!

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((Bit late for actual Christmas, but it’s still the holiday season (just about) so heres a bunch of my muses relaxing for the holidays together! Here’s to a year of surprising ups and big downs, and to the year to come that will hopefully be a bit better to us all!))

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#chibiluluart #I can imagine Lulu doing this while looking back at the photo #also I did this based on height charts for each of the characters #jesus Lulu is tiny...

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“Happy Snowdown, Christmas, and whatever else you may all celebrate!”

#ooc #reblog for later crowds

“Happy Snowdown, Christmas, and whatever else you may all celebrate!”

#and a happy holidays from the mun here too

“So my mun promised to upload some of these this weekend, so here they are! This isn’t the full set because for some reason the indoor ones seem glitched on their phone...

Anywho, story behind this! My mun went to a weekend getaway with their friends to this awesome rented house thing with a pool and such for a Christmas meetup, and of course I wasn’t going to miss out on such a thing, so I came along too!

The outdoors area was cool, they had so many birdhouses, and a pond full of koi!”

#if I work out how to get the indoor ones recovered I'll post them in a separate post

“New Lulu shirt?”

#in other news I'll post that thing I teased maybe this weekend #just some photos being a pain to upload from the phone

“Consider this a preview of something coming~”

#aka I'm still away for the weekend but Lulu came with me

“Sooo...given the new stuff on Varus...”

“...Do you think like when Varus is about to shoot someone, the two inside him start kissing each other and Varus just freezes and shouts “DO YOU MIND CUTTING OUT THE MUSHY STUFF WHILE I’M TRYING TO KILL?!?”, and the victim is all like “...What? I’m just laying here praying for my life, dude”?”

#cool to see that Riot gave an actual canon gay couple #even if they did end up fusing into one with a darkin #oddly enough I didn't think Varus's old lore was too bad or needed changing really #but I won't complain with this new lore as it's still ok

“Cold mornings mean crime is less frequent early on, which means I get to sleep for longer!”

#ChibiLuluArt #I did a whole lot of art for Inktober btw #most can be found on my Shayne & Aurox blog

“So my Mommas are setting up an extra special cell for those who dare to try and draw Zoe porn.”

“It has no windows, no toilet, the walls are sandpaper, and the bars are electrified!”

#because seriously fuck that noise #people using the whole ancient being as an excuse #look at her for christs sake #shes a child!#maybe aspects or what race Zoe belongs to has a different way of ranking age #like dogs do #so although shes technically ancient to us #shes still a child #and just ages very slowly because time goes different for her

“Like..in all seriousness...”

“Nintendo had the year of Luigi, and it was a hit. I’m just sayin...

...Year of Lulu has a good ring to it~”

#I wonder how many players would quit playing if that actually happened...

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