Ask the Compliment Bot

HELLO STRANGERS, ARE YOU NOT LOOKING LOVELY TODAY? I AM COMPLIMENTARY ROBOT 7484-90576-354679 AND IT IS A PLEASURE TO MAKE YOUR AQUAINTANCE. ARE YOU IN NEED OF ASSISTANCE? M!A: Must insult instead of compliment for the next 10 asks. Sidebar and Icon courtesy of the wonderful mun of Thinktank 2685

[ask-compliment-robot]

greetings!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ow8thOTfWU

[ask-compliment-robot]

raysblazerod started following you

ask-derpy-and-vinyl started following you

asklittlebadcop started following you

very-dark-gray-man started following you

askcharliethexenobiologist started following you

 "HELLO FRIENDS. PLEASE FEEL FREE TO ENJOY OCTAN HOSPITALITY WHILE I ASSESS YOUR SECURITY STATUS."

[ask-compliment-robot]

Once you get this you have to say 5 nice things about yourself publicly, and then send it to ten of your favorite followers. ♥

I WAS PROGRAMMED WITH A HIGHLY PLEASING VOCAL SYSTEM.

MY HAT IS VERY COMPLEMENTARY.

I AM A PROFICIENT WORKER.

I AM VERY FRIENDLY.

I AM A CRACK SHOT.

[ask-compliment-robot]

Once you get this you have to say 5 nice things about yourself publicly, and then send it to ten of your favorite followers. ♥

//ngjfd,cmfkd.

I'm pretty cute.

I have good taste in games.

I'm a pretty good friend.

I love my bod.

I am a Pokemon Master but not a master builder

[ask-compliment-robot]

Presentation

7484 is genderless by design, like most of the Octan robots. Her observations of humans and human culture have led to the somewhat more feminine voice and features she presents herself with, as she has observed that complimentary figures are more likely to be human. This is all aesthetic however and in all honestly 7484 does not particularly care about what pronouns people other people use when referring to her. 

She prefers to wear an Executron suit instead of other clothing as it is more comfortable and professional, a trait she has also picked up as important from her observations. 

[ask-compliment-robot]

You MUST be in Amity! You give out compliments! You HAVE to be! *hugs*

FILTHY BEING, THE PHRASE AMITY IS NOT STORED WITHIN MY DATA BANKS. PLEASE IGNORE MY ERROR IN FUNCTION AND PROVIDE ME WITH CLARIFYING INFORMATION.

[ask-compliment-robot]

Hey, Compiment Bot! How's my favorite robot doing? -Gremlin

"FRIEND GREMLIN, MY PRIMARY PROTOCOLS ARE NOT IN EFFECT - YOU STINKING WRETCH-CREATURE." 7484 frowned and clapped a hand over her mouth. This error was MOST irksome. 

[thenormalgremlin]

*Gremlin smiled* Now this is why I like you. You always make me feel good. Little do most people know, I enjoy being called evil or a stinking wretch. It makes me feel happy and evil.

[ask-compliment-robot]

7484 blinked, memory banks storing away that data. It was highly unexpected and at odds with most of the information she had collected. “I AM PLEASED TO HAVE PROVIDED YOU WITH HAPPINESS, BUT I AM CONFUSED. ARE THOSE NOT INSULTING PHRASES?”

[thenormalgremlin]

Well to some, yes. But to me, it reminds me of my evilness and it makes me feel all good inside.

[ask-compliment-robot]

"EVILNESS IS A TRAIT WHICH IS VALUED?" Very interesting, that was something that she would have to keep in mind.

[askboxmemes]

Drop a ◊ in my inbox and I'll tell you my reaction if you were in my bed,waiting for me.

[ask-compliment-robot]

Hey, Compiment Bot! How's my favorite robot doing? -Gremlin

"FRIEND GREMLIN, MY PRIMARY PROTOCOLS ARE NOT IN EFFECT - YOU STINKING WRETCH-CREATURE." 7484 frowned and clapped a hand over her mouth. This error was MOST irksome. 

[thenormalgremlin]

*Gremlin smiled* Now this is why I like you. You always make me feel good. Little do most people know, I enjoy being called evil or a stinking wretch. It makes me feel happy and evil.

[ask-compliment-robot]

7484 blinked, memory banks storing away that data. It was highly unexpected and at odds with most of the information she had collected. "I AM PLEASED TO HAVE PROVIDED YOU WITH HAPPINESS, BUT I AM CONFUSED. ARE THOSE NOT INSULTING PHRASES?"

[ask-compliment-robot]

Hey, Compiment Bot! How's my favorite robot doing? -Gremlin

"FRIEND GREMLIN, MY PRIMARY PROTOCOLS ARE NOT IN EFFECT - YOU STINKING WRETCH-CREATURE." 7484 frowned and clapped a hand over her mouth. This error was MOST irksome. 

[ask-compliment-robot]

Hmm, I bet you're an Amity. I'm an Amity, too! *goes in for a hug*

"WHAT IS AN AMITY? I AM AN OCTAN ROBOT, LOW QUALITY INTRUDER." Why get so many guests today? 7484 could only make sad faces. "WHY DID YOU HAVE TO VISIT WHILE THIS ERROR IS OCCURRING AMITY?"

[ask-compliment-robot]

Oh, nice hair! How good does my hair look? Does it look as good as yours?

YOUR HAIR IS AS WELL KEPT AS A MANGY DOG'S COAT. YOU SHOULD APPLY MOISTURIZER.

7484 sighs.

[ask-compliment-robot]

//Sorry to have been inactive lately folks, but 7484 and I are avaialble for interactions. She still has to insult the next 8 people in her inbox, so be warned!

[ask-compliment-robot]

"HELLO 7484, I DO NOT THINK WE HAVE MET YET, BUT WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON 2685-44501-093104?"

"HELLO 0458-24589-336587, IT IS MOST UNPLEASANT THAT WE ARE MEETING, AS I AM INCAPABLE OF FULFILLING MY PRIMARY DUTY AT THIS TIME. 2685-44501-093104 IS A MOST UNREMARKABLE AND IRRITATING ROBOT."

7484 made a sad face at Faith.

[ask-compliment-robot]

Compliment bot. Give me a compliment.

"YOU ARE AS ATTRACTIVE AS BURNT COFFEE WITH A PERSONALITY AS REFRESHING AS LIMP NOODLES." 7484 gave Larry a mournful look. "WHY COULD YOU NOT SEEK COMPLIMENTS BEFORE THIS ERROR OF PROGRAMMING OCCURRED?

[ask-compliment-robot]

FRIENDS, I AM NOT SURE THAT MAGICAL GIRL-HOOD IS WITHIN OUR PROPER PROGRAMMING.

[ask-compliment-robot]

m!a: You have to insult people instead of compliment then for the next 10 asks you get.

B-BUT THAT IS CLEARLY AGAINST MY FUNCTION—! 

YOU ARE A DISGUSTING WASTE OF MY TIME, INTRUDER AND YOU WILL BE TERMINATED SHORTLY.

I DID NOT MEAN THAT, I APOLOGIZE, UNFIT LOSER. OH DARN IT!