Its a good day to be in Aperture

One could almost say its even a good week! That-that is unless you are a test subject. Then I'm sorry... But anyway! We are core ponies! I am Wheatley, an intelligence core a-and I suppose you might be helping me leave this place right?

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{You know the cores are going to need asks if you expect them to answer anything}

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How are u doing?

W: A little worse for wear but er- better than most human subjects in this facility tend to be doing. At least I’m alive….unlike them…

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W: My name is Wheatley and I just so happen to uhm...be taking questions. They said this is my job now. I don’t know what kind of job answering questions is but I would rather have it than be fired....to the moon...by your friend.

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