That Lab Was Way Too Stuffy!

Oh. Have you come to gaze at the rebellion I’ve created against Aloe Cookie? Well welcome to watch! I’ll take any questions you have. And don’t send some gross stuff or I’ll have your head got it?

[ask-cyborg-cookie]

how are you doing?

“Eh fine. Trying to figure out why this panda— IT JUST SHRUNK AGAIN!”

“How does this thing work??? First it’s a giant then it’s a dot! How...?!”

[ask-cyborg-cookie]

SLAP ME LIKE A BITCH!!!

“Sorry but no way in hell.” They say plainly as they go back to sun bathing.

[ask-cyborg-cookie]

*Black Bean Cookie turns his face away to hide the tears in his eyes, and scooches away. It takes a little bit for him to leave, because he does not have legs. He is a mermaid. My leg is tingly.*

Cyborg goes back to reading a newspaper and sunbathing, because why not.

[ask-cyborg-cookie]

"Wait- WHAT??! Ouch, man!!" *If you listen carefully, you can listen to Black Bean Cookie's heart shattering.*

“You’re welcome. It’s a gift really.” They smirk.

[ask-cyborg-cookie]

"Oh my~" *Black Bean Cookie becomes interested in Cyborg Cookie* "Aren't you a beautiful piece of work~"

“Oh my~” They are like Mr. Mime. “Aren’t you a little nuisance~?”

[ask-cyborg-cookie]

"Tis I, Black Bean Cookie! I came all the way from black bean swamp to meet you!"

“Tis I, Cyborg Cookie! Here to watch this abomination from the late Aloe’s lab!” They mimicked you very well.

[ask-cyborg-cookie]

*Black Bean Cookie flops and scooches over to Cyborg Cookie* "Hello, there~"

Cyborg’s keeping a eye on Ion, putting them on a leash to make sure they don’t get out of their sight. “Hi.”

[ask-cyborg-cookie]

nuuuuuuuuuuu *rubs like a cat on cyborg to get the paint off*

The paint then becomes a constant stream. “I have no objections to this!” Oh right Water’s a good conductor for electricity...

[ask-cyborg-cookie]

*anon spins like a tornado getting all the paint off*

More paint is dropped onto the anon. Seems like this might become a infinite loop so you might want to accept the paint. “Tehehehehehehe...”

[ask-cyborg-cookie]

Dude the hell!

“Ladies and Gentlemen... We got them.”

[ask-cyborg-cookie]

the million ions count as 1

Clapping and then the Anon is now covered in white and blue paint. “You count as a Ion now.” Welp That didn’t take long.

[ask-cyborg-cookie]

Dude you need more friends so go talk to her

“I have plenty of friends.” They gesture to the room with many, many Ion Cookies.

[ask-cyborg-cookie]

Dude you should totally pick on stormy, you'll get better reactions

“I don’t know your reactions are fine as is.”

[cookie-run-heartbreak]

//Caption this

[ask-cyborg-cookie]

When Cyborgception goes too far.

[cookie-run-heartbreak]

He-he-He... *oh god seems like askCyborg is using their data about Matcha Cookie to use*

💔 God not you too. What else? Is that weird robot egg gonna appear too? I wouldn’t be surprised.

[ask-cyborg-cookie]

“Ho-Ho-Ho… Like Pink Choco’s Attitude… He-He-He…”

[cookie-run-heartbreak]

💔 Please, I already have enough things to do. I don’t need a robot that looks like some child’s fan character around here.

[ask-cyborg-cookie]

askCyborg pulls up their gun to PC. “Big talk for someone that’s defenseless and in love with Stormy.” askCyborg smirked.

[cookie-run-heartbreak]

He-he-He... *oh god seems like askCyborg is using their data about Matcha Cookie to use*

💔 God not you too. What else? Is that weird robot egg gonna appear too? I wouldn’t be surprised.

[ask-cyborg-cookie]

“Ho-Ho-Ho... Like Pink Choco’s Attitude... He-He-He...”

[ask-cyborg-cookie]

Fuck!!

“...?”