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Are you aware of how dummy thicc Seymour’s ass is??

Looks nice and meaty.. *drools* If I eat him, what poor sucker is gonna keep feeding me? Tempting.. tempting... tempting

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By: Neonardo

Comeback post???

Let’s get things straight, punks. There’s a few rules I been wantin’ to tell ya.

First things first, I don’t want to talk about ya nasties. I’m a plant, we’re asexual, bitch!

And don’t even THINK about coming at me with your commentary shit, I’ve got a life to live and my god I’m NOT spendin’ it on the same conversation five times a day! A plant’s gotta eat y’know?!

You don’t ask me for art, I ask you. I only scribble when I feel like it, ya hear me?

Don’t harass me or the admins! I’m freakin’ FICTIONAL and the admins are human! So be POLITE — or ELSE!

This list is gon’ keep on growin’, like I always do, so don’t forget to study up!

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Have you ever thought of becoming a parent? Or do you already have plant children?

Well, I AM a mean green mother, so technically my pods are my children.

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do u ever get bored around the shop when there is nothing to do......

Bored, I ain’t got time for bored, sweet cheeks! There’s always somethin’ to do. If I run out of plants to devour, we got a telephone right here! I can call up the ladies allllllll night long.

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i mean, according to my straight friends, seymour is "a snack"

That boy sure was a snack to eat, too small to be filling, ahhaha! I’ll take another one ‘a him any day. Nice and crunchy!