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Good evening ladies, gentleman, and all other configurations of being! My name is Wilford Warfstache, and I currently run this blog. Of course, I can't do it alone. So I'm running it with the illustrious Darkiplier, who I'm sure you've heard of! Feel free to ask either of us a question. (RP and Ask blog for Wilford Warfstache and Darkiplier) (SFW)

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Hope y’all r doing well!

Wilford beamed, placing a hand to his chest thankfully.

"Why, thank you! And you as well! It feels so great to be back, truly."

Dark smiled fondly, nodding.

"We hope you're doing just as well."

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Would you adopt me? Btw I'm Mandy!

"It's always good to have new members in the family! The more the merrier, as I always say!" ~Wilford

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What do you two think of Yancy, Magnum, and Illinois?

“What lovely men! Would love to get to know them better.” ~W

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//wwwWOW THAT LAST POST LOWKEYY BLEW UP THANK YOU GUYS!! :'))))💞🤘🥺

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hi! quick question-- have you guys ever argue over petty things? if so, how would you guys resolve it?? :00

Dark scoffed, shaking his head. “On the off chance he remembers, we talk it out.”

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Well shit. Das a loooooot of memory coming back up

//i hope to get this blog up an started again cause ive improved a bit. how ive kept 108 followers over this time span is a mystery. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ welcome back to the blog!!!

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Omg you're ALIVE?????

//FJDJFJD I SURE AM!!!!!!! idk if im gonna get back into rp'ing right away but im!!! alive!!!! also i gotta redraw the header and icon and stuff jdjfjd

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//i havent used this blog in YEARS jfjdjf anyone alive?

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Hmmmm. Then you could have a dinner date night- somebody sets up a nice little romantic spot in a breakfast nook somewhere in the manor, candles and flowers and all. Some of the other egos could do damage control for that night and keep shenannigans away from that corner of the manor. Speaking of flowers, what are your favorites? Also, how did the idea sound?

“That idea doesn’t sound to far than our ususal dates.” Will admitted with a soft laugh. “And I like Lily’s!” 

“As for flowers, I’m quite fond of Prairie gentians. They’re color is pleasing to the eye.”

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Awww, come oooon! Not even anything super special that you'd like to do together for an anniversary or something? Maybe a favorite resteraunt or a favorite getaway from younger ego shenannigans?

“We don’t have many places we like to go outside of the ego manor. We don’t get out much.” Dark explains. “were kind of stuck here, actually. Being out in public would risk us being found out, We can’t have people knowing we exist. A dream date would honestly just being able to go somewhere.”

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Hey, Wilf- one more question for both of you. What's your dream date?

“A dream date..” Will trailed off. “I don’t really know if I have one. Being with Darky is nice enough.”“Aww,” Dark smiled softly

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Cool. I'm curious, so bear with me. Which one of you likes touch best? Who is always bugging the other for a cuddle and who's the one who's "can't, gotta do x y z" or "not in the mood" the most? And Wilf, have you ever had to physically yank Dark out of his office because he's a workaholic?

“Will definitely likes touch more. I usually have work to do, and he does too, but he always begs me for affection instead of doing it.” Dark sighed, crossing his arms and shaking his head. 

“And for that last part, ALL THE TIME.” Will butt in.

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Still active? If so, can either of you tolerate heights?

“Heights?” Will hummed. “I don’t like it on roofs or balconies, but otherwise I don’t have a problem with them...?”“I’m indifferent about them. I don’t like balconies that much either.” Dark admits.

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hey willford what happens if you dye you mustache to black

“Well...It’s black naturally.” Will admitted, rubbing the back of his neck. “And...I wouldn’t let it go back to black.:

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Who's more ticklish?

Before Will could even process the question, he was interupted by Dark poking all over his torso, causing him to recoil while giggling childishly. "Dohohon't!""Will is."

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//o.o.c

//IM BACK!!

//im not dead!!!

//i can answer asks again!!

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Hey if net neutrality gets repealed then i will most likely not be active anymore