Betty Crocker™

Welcome to the official Betty Crocker Tumblr, run by Dirk Crocker.

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Got convinced by a work acquaintance to join this place. This is an official Crocker Corp Tumblr I guess. Don't expect fast replies to any questions unless you are going trough Crocker Corp's official complaint website.

You are DIRK CROCKER, from a RATHER STRANGE TIMELINE. Not that you know that little fact. You are RATHER SHELTERED from the world, which doesn't make much sense considering the Earth is kinda flooded. You have no reason to question your mother's decisions though. She is not aware of this account though. This is probably a terrible idea, but you are INCREDIBLY BORED as there is not much to do until you [REDACTED]. You totally aren't watching Youtube on company time either. This is going to be so stupid. ((@prettykittylinn <<< Ask Ooc stuff here))

((have a free bonus pesterlog))

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can you hear the faint voice in the background? does it haunt you? does it get unbearably loud? do you listen to it? whats it like to obey, submit, and consume?

What voice?

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uhhhh, quick!!whos ur fave friend to have convos with!!!!

Having favorite friends is bad and breeds resentment in friend groups.

It's Jane.

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Which one of you is here to catch someone's fairy god parents

Like. The guy from that old cartoon?

You have gained the mental image of yourself as that guy. Fun.

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Yes it is necessary. I'm very dense.

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wait, so if jane's the heir, who's ur mother then?

(Is it truly necessary for him to answer that particular question for you?)

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i can smell your liessss >:3

Let's. Change the subject.

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what abt Jake? :o

He's fine, I guess. A bit quick on constantly criticizing Mother though. So I try to avoid conversing with him that much. That's a lie.

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nuh uhh

This is juvenile. I'm not entertaining this anymore.

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yo mama

YOUR MAMA.

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What are your thoughts on Jane?

Oh Jane is great, it's great when I get to talk to her. And as a bonus Mother approves of those conversations since Jane's the heir to Crocker Corp. Even if you have to hide the fact you aren't usually talking Crocker stuff with her, it's still fun.

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You finally got out of grounding long enough to do things like people watching again. And answering questions you guess.

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Would you like x2.5 palm trees

I don't think those will fit in my room. So no thanks.

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In the absence of questions, you take the moment to dream.

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Hey can you solve this?

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Easy.

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whats with the shades?

I like them.

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What kind of baked good is your favorite?

Pie.