Ask Dizzy the Dragon & her caretaker Phyre Stripe

Where there's a fifty-fifty chance of getting your question answered or being struck by flying baby dragons.

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References for a very pink stallion and his baby dragon.

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Dizzy: Phyre tell me a story before bed!

Phyre: Hmm.  Well, there was once a young Alicorn-

Dizzy: NO no no no NO no. I want a scary story!

Phyre: Before bed?

Dizzy: ALWAYS scary stories before bed.

Phyre: Okay. Just don't set the bed on fire when you have nightmares.  Alright, so there was once a little changeling-

Dizzy: Phsaw, Phyre changelings aren't scary! I could take em myself.

Phyre: Oh you could, could you?

Dizzy: Yeah!  With my catlike reflexes! They'd be no match!

Phyre: Catlike reflexes?  Like that time you ran away from the second story window of the hotel in Appaloosa because you didn't want a bath, and fell on someone's ( @thetalesofwildcard ) face?

Dizzy: That was intentional.

Phyre: Riiight.  You're just lucky it was some nice guy who didn't mind a kid dragon messing with his fine hat. I hear there are supposed to be bandits out in those parts.

Dizzy: Ooooh! Bandits are cool!  Bandit stories are better than scary stories.  Tell me a story about bandits!

Phyre: *Sigh* Only if you promise to go to sleep after.

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Dizzy spent the rest of the day hiding in snowdrifts in an attempt to prevent Phyre from making her help out the next day.