unbeelievable

olli | he/they | scientist | 30

[neriums]

btw im done with grad school

[neriums]

in 2.5 months I will have a masters degree and I'll never have to write a fucking essay EVER AGAIN!!!!!!

[huckleberryhal]

Grandma Ferret. (X)

[huckleberryhal]

Today’s Grandma Ferret

[brucespringsteencomments]

[mothyr]

weed before cider youre meeting the spider. cider before weed time for centipede

[greelin]

beautiful bisexual people we must keep going

[neriums]

too many animal deaths in the past 6 months 😞

[princerevelucide]

theres NONE left. i drinked it all

[rylandsgrace]

Uptown Girls (2003) dir. Boaz Yakin

[floridakilo]

2026... time to get serious about getting free

[perkyshelley]

chose a hill but i won't die on it. feel free to come and be killed on my hill

[fulminata2]

When you pick up a sword for the first time you will be slow and awkward. This is frustrating, but refuse the temptation to try and become a “faster” fencer. Chasing after speed is like trying to catch smoke. If you try and pursue speed, all you will accomplish is haste. Haste is the enemy of 1st class fencing.

Speed is a lie the untrained mind tells itself when it sees an action it cannot follow. The truth is a combination of timing, control, and fluidity. Fluid motion, even done slowly, will always arrive before a hasty strike. Control will allow you to move without wasteful motion that will slow you down. Timing will eliminate the need to move fast almost entirely. There is no need to get somewhere fast so long as you get there at the right time.  

[auckie]

Tip for mymutuals who engage in bladed armed combat

[plasmalogical]

signal boost

[friends-fam-fiends-hellothere]

This is true for plenty of other things too!! When you’re learning anything that involves moving your body, don’t forget that quality of movement is more important than speed!

[reading-by-the-pale-moonlight]

Slow is smooth, smooth is fast

[antiobjecttaskforce]

THEYRE LYING JUMP AT YOUR OPPONENT JUMPSCARE JUMPSCARE BACK FOOT FORWARD AND LEAP AT THEM!!

send them to HELL!!!

[restinpiss]

[threedollarsdotcom]

thinking about getting surgery to remove everything

[twofivee]

sometimes u gotta be like “ okay ” & leave that shit alone

[everyday-cutephoto]

[gauntletqueen]

"that's right, your majesty! You are in dire need of a new freezer... Do not concern yourself with the large cardboard container in which it shall be delivered! Just let your lowly advisor take care of that..."

[cat-faces]

[pwhl-mybeloved]

yesterday my uber driver told me he stopped wearing glasses and just decided his eyes were better and I was like man as the passenger in this elantra I would like you to keep more secrets from me