literal other half

two bros living their best lives. this blog is a product of too much time on the internet and a desire for socialisation. pls ask us anything but pls pls check this first ty (dan and phil ask blog, ran by fans)

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RICH GAY UNCLES!!!! RICH GAY UNCLES!!!!!!! RICH GAY UNCLES!!!! CONGRATS ON BEING NEW RICH GAY UNCLES!!!! Congrats to Martyn and Cornelia on the new bundle of joy as well, but...RICH GAY UNCLES!!!!!!!

we have already ordered a fuckton of things to their house to the point where they have asked us to stop

i think phil may still be bouncing off the walls in the other room

- dan

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Hi I miss y’all a lot and I hope the two of you are doing well uhhhh like actually I forgot how to be like ‘this is for the people who run this account’ and stuff bc I had to Take A Mental Break From Socials but yeah I really really hope you guys are doing good and y’all are staying safe ♥️ happy pride too uhhh yeah y’all are great I hope you’re great I love you bye -🐳

the world’s a scary place of late but it makes me happy to see people taking steps to care for themselves and others, i think everyone has taken an internet break and have come back stronger because of it, i’m proud of you

happy pride and happy life

- dan

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Wow, you weren’t kidding! Phil really milks the shit out of his birthday, doesn’t he?!

honestly more fool everyone else for going along with it

- dan

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and people thought i was kidding

- dan

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By next weekend, you mean this coming weekend, right?

i wish i did

- dan

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How can you be mad when it’s Phil’s birthday?! (Also, out of curiosity, what number day is this for birthday celebrations? 3? 4? Knowing Phil, it has to be at least day 3!)

let’s put it this way i’ve been to two celebrations already and i know for a fact there have been more i wasn’t in attendance at, and there are more to come stretching into next weekend

- dan

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Tell Phil I said happy birthday and that I love him and that I hope he has an amazing day!!

i feel like all i’ve done today is pass on birthday wishes for him but i’m not mad about it

- dan

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it happened a while ago but i thought i should let you know i used the clip of phil in the literal closet from him coming out video to come out to my friends and extended family on social media.

i literally just stood up from my seat to applaud this ask

- dan

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does a new year’s kiss count if one of the parties trips whilst it’s happening

asking for a friend

- dan

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every photoshoot we have (together or individually) always ends in some kind of disaster i genuinely think we’re cursed

- dan

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What would happen if you fell out of love?

life would eventually move on i guess

it wouldn’t be the first breakup i’d had so that would be an extremely small comfort but to be honest it’s not something i want to think about

- dan

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should i be alarmed at how many comments surrounding ‘he’s wearing a turtleneck to hide hickeys’ comments i’m getting

- dan

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scratch that should i be alarmed that i’m seeing an increase of fics about phil fucking a ghost and me being jealous

- dan

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I think a ghost is trying to steal your man watch out

honestly best of luck to the ghost considering how long it took me to get him

- dan

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should i be alarmed at how many comments surrounding ‘he’s wearing a turtleneck to hide hickeys’ comments i’m getting

- dan

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Happy 10 years of knowing each other irl!!! If you could summarize the last 10 years in one word, what would it be? What do you hope for the next 10?

challenging, and hopefully not as challenging

- dan

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my relationship just got called ‘old news’ and i think i’m supposed to take offence at it when in reality it’s the opposite

- dan

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life update for you all: it’s become one long ‘guessing things without my glasses’ game, phil is living and breathing it and i’m losing the will

- dan