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"Hot" ~I think you can guess who this is pretty quickly

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"Hot" ~I think you can guess who this is pretty quickly

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hey. guess what. owo

((Did I finally die-))

((I'VE DECIDED TO GET BACK INTO LEGO NINJAGO I JUST SAW SOME CUTE AF FANART FOR IT))

((If this post gets over 50 reblog I'll do a face reveal))

((Jokes on you bitches I don't even have 50 people who know I exist anymore))

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happy holidays love~ -splat

((Merry christmas!)) “And to you too. ”

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(( whoops~

haha hope you have a very merry Christmas my dude))

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((Hope you aren't as emotionally mutilated as I am this christmas!!))

happy holidays love~ -splat

((Merry christmas!)) "And to you too. "

In case we lose everything to the government.

I love all of my followers. If you're reading this, I love you. Even though I was hardly ever on because of lack of asks, this blog and this character mean a lot to me. I'm sorry that I won't be able to be here.

((I'm gonna be offline on Tumblr.))

((Not as if many people give a rat's ass, but I'm fuckin done with all this begging for asks I've been doing.))

((2 days, guys.))

Z: what about autophobia, huh?

"Six."

((DREAMS MOM EVERYBODY))

((Dreams Mom's design is done if I can get one more ask I'll post her))

Arachnophobia (For the fear ask meme :3)

"About a 2 and a half. Spiders are annoying, and can certainly surprise me, but I'm not scared of them."

((Okay followers. Let's make a deal.))

((I have a few characters I want to introduce to this blog. These characters include, but are not limited to;

-Susie Campbell

-Sammy Lawrence

-Joey Drew

-Henry Smith

-DREAMCATCHERS MOTHER AND MAYBE HIS FATHER!!!

But. The problem is, I don't get any fuckin asks. If I introduce these characters, how am I supposed to know that they won't just drift away into the land of the forgotten blog's characters? So, I have a sort of... challenge for you all. I've just reblogged a meme. If I can get asks about that, and I cover all of the margins, I will introduce these new characters. But if by November 15th, I have not covered all of the margins, I might delete this blog. Got It? Good. I'm tired of sitting here and begging for asks while all you guys do is reblog the memes.))

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Give my muse a fear and they’ll rate it from 1-10 according to this scale!

1 - 2 - This doesn’t bother me at all. I am completely okay with this. 3 - 4 - This slightly irks me, but I am not really afraid of this. 5 - 6 - I see it as a regular fear, I do not wish to be in the presence of this. 7 - 8 - I see it as a pretty big fear of mine, I cannot stand being in the presence of this, or I could be mentally distraught. 9 - This is one of my biggest fears, and even seeing stuff about it online makes me terrified. 10 - This is my alltime worst fear. Seeing it online, or even hearing a word correlating to it will send me in immediate panic.

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IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.

You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.

Here is an example video

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Reblog to literally save a life

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I’ve done this. I’m alive because of this.

My flat-mate’s date for the night was almost as drunk as her. She had passed out in her room and locked the door. He refused to leave because he wanted to have sex. He also demanded food because he was dealing with “whiskey dick”. He didn’t like the lack of food in the fridge. I called 911, did the stuff stated above, and he was getting PISSED about how long the “order” was taking. He took my phone, demanded they “hurry the fuck up”. Police arrived two minutes later, arrested him, and helped me file a police report. Pressing charges wasn’t necessary because he had warrants on him from THREE different states for the very thing he planned to do to me. Several months after this happened one of the officers informed me he was charged with two felonies because he crossed stay lines, and will be serving no less than 35 years in prison. The officer ripped into my flat-mate about her bringing home complete strangers, while drunk, knowing full well this shit could happen.

This was 14 years ago.

Do the pizza order, do it as calmly as you can. The dispatcher I spoke to said things like this:

“If he’s drunk say you want mushrooms.” I said I want extra mushrooms.

“If he’s threatening you with sexual assault say you want onions.” I said I want onions.

She went like this with different toppings and sauces for a description of him, like pineapple if he’s blonde, black olives if he’s tall, extra large if he’s tall, etc.

They’ve heard this sort of coded call before. They’re trained for it. They will understand what you’re saying. Order the pizza.

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Really though. I’m in training for dispatch and this was one of the first things they taught us. Pretend you’re talking to a friend or relative, pretend you’re ordering pizza, we’ll figure it out. We’ll word questions so you can answer in an easy, casual way. Please, just make the call and we will do everything we can to help you.

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Reblog to save a life

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((This is super off topic to my blog but nobody looks at my sideblog and this is super important!!!))

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