Ask the drunk fucks

oughhhh my slurs...

[ask-drunkendemon]

This feels.. stupid. but whatever.

HI INTERNET LOSERS!!! ASK US THINGS!!!

--☆--

HI!!! OWNER SARAH HERE!

Soooo uh this is my first ask blog, sorry if it's ass lol.

Basically it's just Louis and Dev at the start of one of Dev's parties, and they decided to make a silly little blog since they're gonna forget what happend by the next day and wanna document it or smth!! (I'll figure it out later)

also uhhhmmmm there will hopefully be events later on where you can maybe talk to other people at the party.. tee hee!!!

*yes I know I KNOW all old posts call Dev 'Luci'.. well new host = new blog owner = his name is Dev now tee hee

dynamic is heavily based on this post and blog is heavily inspired by @ask-cccc !!!!!

RULES

nothing too NSFW. I'm okay with slightly suggestive stuff, but not anything super weird. please. I beg.

if your ask makes me uncomfortable, I'll delete it.

be silly!!!!

new rule: BULLY EVERYONE FOREVER!!!!!!!

[such-fun-to-have-around]

TOP REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD MAYBE PERHAPS ASK MY BUGES FOR MY SILLY ANON CHAOS EVENT (STARTING TODAY BUT A LITTLE LATER AFTER THE POST BC I STILL GOTTA GET STUFF READY)

Because. please?? 🥺

This event shall be important for the next weeks (each character after this week shall get their own week dedicated to exploring their lore and to get to know them more)

I have EVERYTHING planned out (may still go very wrong)

Mysterious 4th reason

I PROMISE MY BUGES ARE VERY INTERESTING !!!

You can also like. not ask and just watch the chaos (the blog's SPECIFICALLY designed to be able to survive even with zero asks (but y'know,, it's still an askblog so,, asks make the blog better,,,))

I forgor

Hi this is not a reason it's just a thank you for carrying the fandom Sarah (meat anon) (and also to say he's a HOMOSEXUAL /SILLY)

You don't have to if you don't wanna the event just would be VERY fun with more anons so YEAHG !!! (PD sorgy for begging I couldn't think of a better way to promote 😭)

[ask-drunkendemon]

HEY GUYS SORRY TO USE THIS FOR NON ASKS AFTER FORGETTING THE BLOG EXISTED AGAIN BUT

PLEASE GO ASK STUFF TO MY FRIENDS BLOG!!

ITS A YSLLB BAND AU KINDA AND I KNOW IF YOURE ON ASK DRUNKENDEMON THEN YOU ENJOY YSLLB!! SO GO CHECK EM OUT <3

also uhhh reason 8 lies... Im straight

[ask-drunkendemon]

DEAR MY FOLLOWERS WHO CAN DRAW!!

DRAW LOUIS PULLING DEV AROUND BY A NECK TIE. AND MY LIFE SHALL BE YOURS!

^^^can not draw but has a ✨vision✨^^^

[thissisypheannightmare]

give me 2 hrs

[ask-drunkendemon]

WAIT YOU? FOR REAL?? FUCKING JACKPOT?????? /VVVVPOS

^^still absolutely dumbfounded that an artist she loves follows her yaoi blog^^

[ask-drunkendemon]

DEAR MY FOLLOWERS WHO CAN DRAW!!

DRAW LOUIS PULLING DEV AROUND BY A NECK TIE. AND MY LIFE SHALL BE YOURS!

^^^can not draw but has a ✨vision✨^^^

[ask-drunkendemon]

Righttt...onto tormenting Dev and Lou.

Ahem....Dev, i do think you need to figure out your relationships. Being not even dating, but talking to someone, and then talking and making up with your ex IN FRONT OF HIM?? I do think that was an issue on your part. How would you feel is Lou started laughing it up with HIS ex? In front of you at that.

Take some accountability if any.

-🧁

Well, I- *sigh* I probably wouldn't care..! obviously he's allowed to feel however the hell he wants about how I was talkin to Mori, but I dont think he shoulda made it that big a deal.. If we aren't even 'together', then why does it matter who I chat with!

[ask-drunkendemon]

You hit me once

I hit you back

You gave a kick

I gave a slap

You smashed a plate over my head

Then I set fire to our bed

My black eye casts no shadow

Your red eye sees no blame

Your slaps don't stick

Your kicks don't hit

So we remain the same

Love sticks, sweat drips

Break the lock if it don't fit

A kick to the teeth is good for some

A kiss with a fist is better than none.

OH SO YOU WANT ME TO CRY. OH SO IM SOBBING NOW. OUGHHHHHH MY SLURS.....!

"A kiss with a fist is better than none."

IM HOMOPHOBIC RIGHT NOW.!!! GAH IM GONNA LOSE IT :((

[ask-drunkendemon]

heeey uhhh laughs nervously...

I wrote a fic! about my gays! non canon to the blog but idk where else to post that would get reach to anyone who'd wanna see it ;-;

https://archiveofourown.org/works/83080866/chapters/218788221

okay yaay have fun!! its really short and very toxic and gay so. yippee!!

[ask-drunkendemon]

this particular version of 'and if i did, you deserved it' is very Louis.. just trust me. it is.!

[pilvislament]

Hi....I have an ask/roleplay blog...

Its @pair-of-pocket-aces if anyone wants it...

Ok bye.

[ask-drunkendemon]

hey so what iffff im evil. what if i get evil with it. would you mind if a white boy got a little evil with it on your blog?🥹🥹🥹

[ask-drunkendemon]

kid named louis

hey, so idk what this means or how to respond to it.. so just imagine Louis as the image rn and imagine i sent the best response ever.. okay?<3 okay. <3 /silly

[ask-drunkendemon]

One mori ask left you say....😼

Mori, with all the love in my heart, you have issues. Serious ones. Ones that need to be worked out with someone who can actually help you. Not Dev. Your issues are affecting EVERYONE around you. Not just you. Take that into consideration. Take into account how you make that person who is so near and dear to your heart feel. Do i think Lou is completely in the right? No. But holy hell, you are so much further in the wrong than he is. Work shit out on your own or with someone who can actually help you, then revist everything with Dev.

-Sincerely, 🧁

Right. RIGHT. Because, of course, the guy who cheated on me and the guy he cheated with are obviously in the fucking right when compared to someone experiencing emotions. You can all say what you'd like about me. But I'm not going to pretend that my problems are worse than.. whatever they have going on. Regardless, I will be content living my life never trying to talk to that prick again.

I'm leaving. Thank you, and goodnight.

imagine Mori flipping you off while walking out, for extra effect

Mori asks are over!

[pilvislament]

SOBBING. CRYING. SCREAMING. DOWN POUNDING MY HEAD ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR.

[ask-drunkendemon]

I think we might have found a Mori fan.. /silly

[pilvislament]

living the double life out here as the biggest mori fan and hater at the same time

[ask-drunkendemon]

ooooh I see.. so YOURE the dastardly 🧁.... how evil, how despicable!! /silly pos

[ask-drunkendemon]

One mori ask left you say....😼

Mori, with all the love in my heart, you have issues. Serious ones. Ones that need to be worked out with someone who can actually help you. Not Dev. Your issues are affecting EVERYONE around you. Not just you. Take that into consideration. Take into account how you make that person who is so near and dear to your heart feel. Do i think Lou is completely in the right? No. But holy hell, you are so much further in the wrong than he is. Work shit out on your own or with someone who can actually help you, then revist everything with Dev.

-Sincerely, 🧁

Right. RIGHT. Because, of course, the guy who cheated on me and the guy he cheated with are obviously in the fucking right when compared to someone experiencing emotions. You can all say what you'd like about me. But I'm not going to pretend that my problems are worse than.. whatever they have going on. Regardless, I will be content living my life never trying to talk to that prick again.

I'm leaving. Thank you, and goodnight.

imagine Mori flipping you off while walking out, for extra effect

Mori asks are over!

[pilvislament]

SOBBING. CRYING. SCREAMING. DOWN POUNDING MY HEAD ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR.

[ask-drunkendemon]

I think we might have found a Mori fan.. /silly

[ask-drunkendemon]

mori,

i am glad you are leaving, and i suppose the two of them are two

let the past stay there.. ok? devs soooo much happier with louis ::•}

-🦭 not-so-anon

okay I KNOW I said no more Mori asks BUT GOD DAMN IT 🦭 NOT-SO-ANON I cant just delete this.. so you get a take on it instead. cus evil.

"devs soooo much happier with louis" OKAY SO. I think how Mori would react to that is very.. kinda strange tbh. bc at current moment being last Mori ask, they are trying to act like they do NOT gaf.. but i think past that layer of forced not giving a fuck, they actually really hoped to at least be friends with Dev again.. so you saying that would 99% probably have lead to them completely shutting down and hardly saying anything

my they/them with Issues™️

[ask-drunkendemon]

One mori ask left you say....😼

Mori, with all the love in my heart, you have issues. Serious ones. Ones that need to be worked out with someone who can actually help you. Not Dev. Your issues are affecting EVERYONE around you. Not just you. Take that into consideration. Take into account how you make that person who is so near and dear to your heart feel. Do i think Lou is completely in the right? No. But holy hell, you are so much further in the wrong than he is. Work shit out on your own or with someone who can actually help you, then revist everything with Dev.

-Sincerely, 🧁

Right. RIGHT. Because, of course, the guy who cheated on me and the guy he cheated with are obviously in the fucking right when compared to someone experiencing emotions. You can all say what you'd like about me. But I'm not going to pretend that my problems are worse than.. whatever they have going on. Regardless, I will be content living my life never trying to talk to that prick again.

I'm leaving. Thank you, and goodnight.

imagine Mori flipping you off while walking out, for extra effect

Mori asks are over!

[rightdownright]

hey hi hello its me again

im listening to the playlist you made and its so them... thank you for this #YIPPEE #YAY

- @ask-drunkendemon

IM SO GLAD!!!!!!! 🥹🥹🥹

[ask-drunkendemon]

hi tumblr user rightdownright. im gonna Get You <3

[ask-drunkendemon]

PUTS THEM ALL IN BLENDER

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrr <- blender sounds

ack! I don't blend me, ya bitch!

Can we.. not. be blended right not?

Louis rolls his eyes

Oh, come on, Dev, lighten up!

..mhm.

[ask-drunkendemon]

guys im out of asks and getting toxic yaoi withdrawals.. /silly