Don't go in the Tall Grass

A Pokemon Ask Blog

[ask-eden]

Hello! Welcome to Ask-Eden! Whether you are a passerby or a new follower, thank you for the visit! [ Askbox: OPEN ] [ 7 in inbox ] This PokeAsk Blog follows Eden, A mew born without any powers or any typing. Incapable of doing any legendary or normal pokemon tasks, he works at a Boba Shop just trying to live the best life they can. Unfortunately, his Legendary family and outside influences may change his life plans. RULES | ABOUT | CAST | CHRONO | RELATIONSHIPS | HINTS [ Ask Send Out ]

+ Content Warning + This blog will show or discuss some sensitive themes. Some violence/minor gore will be shown. Absolutely everything will be tagged, even just a mention of a sensitive subject will be tagged. Nothing horribly graphic will be shown and more “extreme” posts will be given warnings a day prior to posting. This blog is a SIDEBLOG to @mod-jazzy any and all asks from this blog will come from that blog. If you get a anon claiming to be this blog, it is not. Mod uses any pronouns

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[ask-eden]

Eden slumps to the ground defeated Dysnomia: Come on let's try a few more. Up up. Eden: hhhggggggguuuugguuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..... [ Eden has failed to master the move SCRATCH ] [ Notes from Dysnomia: - Once again.. even seems weak from just a bare basic standpoint. - I have been cut with paper easier than this grown mans claws - I know there is a difference between normal scratching and the move... but I forget what its name was at the moment... gods dammit... - .... are they naturally blue or does he paint them?... ]

[ask-eden]

Eden slumps to the ground defeated Dysnomia: Come on let's try a few more. Up up. Eden: hhhggggggguuuugguuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..... [ Eden has failed to master the move SCRATCH ] [ Notes from Dysnomia: - Once again.. even seems weak from just a bare basic standpoint. - I have been cut with paper easier than this grown mans claws - I know there is a difference between normal scratching and the move... but I forget what its name was at the moment... gods dammit... - .... are they naturally blue or does he paint them?... ]

[ask-the-shiny-pokemons]

Fanart Friday!

Been a while since I did one, so I'm gonna do some fanart for the awesome blogs!

Red from @askthemagicalmons

Alex Apollo from @askalexapollo

Eden from @ask-eden

Hope you enjoy!

[ask-eden]

(( WAAAAAAAA THANK YOU SO MUCH?? FOR INCLUDING ME IN A FANART FRIDAY YIPPEE YAHOO

THANK YOU FOR DRAWIN MY BOY! <3 <3 ))

[jazzy-art-time]

Basic Mew Base (F2U)

Been awhile since I've made a base! Merely because I felt like my stuff wasn't good enough to make bases but as of posting this idc about that lmaO Just a generic bare basic mew base, nothin' more! > KoFi Download Link < This download link contains: Binary Pen version and a Generic Pen version! > Base on Toyhouse < > Base on Deviantart (BinaryPen) > Base on Deviantart (GenericPen)

[ask-eden]

(( I've had people in the past mention a mew base (back when people were making those) and I am here around a year or more late to that trend. Wow.. amazing... stellar updating by Mod Jazzy ))

[ask-eden]

(( Another bonus shitpost made by one of my best friends @skoodledoodledoo ))

[jazzy-art-time]

Someone I don't recognize

[ask-eden]

Dysnomia: ..... Eden: ...... Dysnomia: ...... Immune: Do it again :D [ Eden has failed to master the move CELEBRATE ] [ Notes from Dysnomia: - .... To be fair I don't actually... know how it would be different. I know there is one however. - I never wanna hear a grown man go "Wahoo" again. ]

[ask-eden]

Eden: .... Dysnomia: .... Eden: .... Did it work? [ Eden has failed to master the move GROWL ] [ Notes from Dysnomia: - Not effective at all but may cause someone to suffer from secondhand embarrassment. - Pretty sure he learned to growl from anime dubs that try too hard to be sexy ]

[ask-eden]

Eden flops backwards into the dirt with a unsatisfying thud Eden: H-HEY.. YOU SAID THAT I NEEDED TO ATTACK YOU Dysnomia: I said to TACKLE me.. not.. Dysnomia:... Whatever that.. squirming and crawling all over me was!! Eden: DON'T PHRASE IT LIKE THAT... I was... WORKING ON IT OKAY. Dysnomia: You don't.. 'work' on a Tackle. It's literally just throwing yourself and knocking into the other person!! Eden: ..... Well I DID do that Dysnomia: ...... I should be encouraging you but I cannot express how I've had pillows tossed at me with more force than... whatevER THAT JUST WAS... Eden stands back up in a huff, a pouty expression on his face as his ears flick backwards in irritation Dysnomia: Let's... just move onto another attack then. [ Eden has failed to master the move TACKLE ] [ Notes from Dysnomia: - Put in a lot of energy, yet doesn't even have the bare basic body strength to tip me over - I now know what he smells like - Teach him the move Use Deodorant ] -- -- [ featuring a cameo / bits of the last ask from @iamyourdoubt ]

[ask-eden]

Eden sweats a little bit, determined but still nervous Eden: So for clarity... you want me to just... a-attack you? Straight up? Dysnomia: Yes. I am not concerned about it. You have no level whatsoever, it'll be like a baby fresh from the egg attacking me. Dysnomia: Or well... even a baby is at least level 1.. so even less so. Eden: ....didn't have to compare me to a baby Dysnomia: Well. That's basically what you are. Eden: ... Dysnomia: In terms of battling. Eden: ... Dysnomia: ... and probably other ways too. Eden: mrrr.... Dysnomia: There we go. Use that anger, maybe it'll do.. something....

[ask-eden]

(( Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome back to another Mod Post by Jazzy

In today’s episode we are going to ask a question to the humble followers of this account, in hopes that they will reply with a answer-Okay jokes over ANYWAYS

Aside from Tackle and Scratch….

Does anyone here have a favorite Normal Type move? Or just one they think is amusing?

Feel free to reply below so I can look at it with my two human eyeballs that are in my human head ))

[ask-eden]

(( Thank you all for replying for science! I do appreciate it! ))

[ask-eden]

(( Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome back to another Mod Post by Jazzy

In today’s episode we are going to ask a question to the humble followers of this account, in hopes that they will reply with a answer-Okay jokes over ANYWAYS

Aside from Tackle and Scratch….

Does anyone here have a favorite Normal Type move? Or just one they think is amusing?

Feel free to reply below so I can look at it with my two human eyeballs that are in my human head ))

[ask-eden]

Dysnomia: ... Let's go run some drills or.. something. See what we are working with here. The sylveon walks past the mew, leaving him to sit alone in the grass A unsettling feeling has began to stir within Eden's gut. Without another word, he merely stands and follows after Dysnomia. Something stirs. -- -- [ @iamyourdoubt ]

[ask-eden]

Eden raises a brow Eden: How exactly do you feel a DEAD bear's pain? It's dead. Gone. The sylveon's claws dig deep into the bears fur, flexing in and out in irritation. His voice layered with a quiet anger Dysnomia: There is a lot you don't understand about what it means to be a pokemon and it shows. Eden's ears flop backwards in irritation and hurt at the sylveon's comment. Back fur rising slightly as Dysnomia continues to speak in a low gravely tone Dysnomia: I am a fairy type. I feel things different than you, things that are beyond 'normal mortality'. These ribbons amplify that fact. It isn't something I expect a typless furball like yourself to be able to comprehend. Eden: Isn't that the whole point of all this? To help me understand? Dysnomia's eyes don't bother to look at Eden, his gaze numbly fixated on the fur in front of his face Dysnomia: We will cross that road when we get to it, I don't have time for a Fairy Lecture right now.. So until then... Dysnomia: Just push the fucking bear. The sylveon then continues to shove the body forward, leaving Eden with a uncomfortable feeling settling in his stomach. Dysnomia's words continuing to sting like needles, Eden shakes his head in irritation and continues to push on. -- -- [ anon ]

[ask-eden]

Eden: Feels like it would make this a lot eaSIER... Dysnomia: Yeah I'm gonna magically become ten times stronger because I'm using ribbons Eden:...... IS THAT NOT HOW SYLVEON WORK? Dysnomia: .........PUSH THE BEAR. Eden: I AM!!!!! -- -- -- [ @xavizde3 ]

[ask-eden]

Eden: I WORKED AT A BOBA SHOP LIKE.. YESTERDAY. I DON'T NEED MUSCLES FOR THAT. 60 POUND WEIGHT LIMIT Dysnomia: I WAS A LIBRARIAN AND YOU DON'T SEE ME FLAILING ABOUT Eden: YOU LITERALLY ARE!!??!! Immune: FIGHT FIGHT. PULL HIS HAIR. YANK HIS TAIL!! Dysnomia and Eden: WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?? Immune: THE WINNERS >:D The two pokemon continue to flail and struggle to push the bear across the dirt and grass, towards a ditch. Screaming at each other the entire time. -- -- -- [anon]