Rose-Tinted Glasses

Ask Everything~ A blog about objects~! [ NOT an official blog! ] [ ASKS ARE: OPEN! ]

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Date everything~~ or- ask..?

Have YOU ever wanted a partner? Romantic or platonic? To love or hate someone? Well, do we have the product for YOU!

With this top of the line tech we call the Dateviators™ you can finally do that! All you have to do is put them on and talk to the closest object!

We are not liable for any heartbreak, injury, or perceiving your household objects as alive.

(This is an ask blog for the game Date Everything! Please be respectful and make sure to read what characters are available)

(No NSFW asks. Innuendos are okay, but that is where we draw the line.)

Characters (as of September 11, 2025):

Abel / Table Played By @cleanesthands

Amir / Mirrors Played By @zack-addy-things

Artt / Art Played by @salmonandsoup

Barry Styles Played By @empressumbreon

Bathsheba / Bathtub Played By @scariffs

Beau / Boxes Played by @intheairfryer

Ben-Hwa / 'Mysterious Object' Played By @meltylov3 (MDNI)

Beverly / Beverage Cart Played By @seasidefanasties

Bobby Pin / Bobby-Pin Played By @tiawesomeness

Bodhi Windbreaker / Time Capsule / 80s Nostalgia Played By @dogsandrats

Cabrizzio / Cabinets Played By @bighat45

Cam / Trash Can Played By @bighat45

Connie / Console Played By @rxsettesgarden

Curt / Curtains Played By @ihrtkats

Daemon / Glitch / Bug / Error Played By Multiple Mods

Daisuke / Dishware Played By @meltylov3

Dante / Fireplace Played By @exkazlibur

Dasha / Desk Played By @ughwhynottt

Diana / Diary Played by @brainrotqueen

Dirk / Dirty Laundry Played By @insane-rambles

Dishy / Dishwasher Played By @noodledoodlebugs

Dolly / Dust Bunny Played By @scarlet-streak-fanfics

Dorian / Door Played By @whimsywhomp

Duncan Shuttlecock / Sports Equipment Played By @pqulines-luvvr

Eddie / Fuse Box Played By @whimsywhomp

Farya / First Aid Kit Played By @thebiggestplantgirlno15

Florence / Floor Played By @intheairfryer

Freddy / Refrigerator Played By @zack-addy-things

Friar Errol / Air Fryer Played By @salmonandsoup

Hanks 1 - 5 / Hangers Played By @bighat45

Harper / Hamper Played By May

Hector / HVAC Played By @brujtm

Henry Hoover / Vacuum Cleaner Played by @bighat45

Hero-Hime / Anime Figurine Played By @tiawesomeness

Holly / Holiday Decorations Played By @pqulines-luvvr

I, Ronaldini / Ironing Board Played By @the-depressed-comedic-relief

Jerry / Junk Drawer Played By @scariffs

Jean Loo / Toilet Played By @pqulines-luvvr

Johnny Splash / Shower Played By @the-depressed-comedic-relief

Keyes / Piano Played by @pqulines-luvvr

Koa / Couch Played by @noodledoodlebugs

Kopi / Coffee Machine Played by @meltylov3

Kristof / Treadmill Played by @sylveon-and-velveon

Luke Nukem / Microwave Played By @zack-addy-things

Lux / Light / Lamp Played By @zack-addy-things

Lyric/ Literature / Books Played By @exkazlibur

Mac / Computer Played By @clowdii

Mateo Manta / Blanket Played By @meltylov3

Michael Transaction / Microtransactions Played By @noodledoodlebugs

Miranda Dulce Tostadora / Toaster Played By @ughwhynottt

Mitchell Linn / Food Played By @empressumbreon

Monique / Money Played By @lloydofhyrule64

Nightmare / Nightmare Played By @seasidefanasties

Please respect the MDNI (Minors Do Not Interact) limit for some of our characters. - Mod Zaggy

Want More Characters?

If you're interested in this blog and want to see more than we're offering, why not join us!

We're of course looking for any volunteers that want to help moderate or play any specific characters! There's over 100, after all! Our small group can't do it by ourselves!

If you're interested in this, please DM us. We'll have someone who'll talk with you! (We prefer you being 18+ but we will still accept 17 year olds)

Thanks for reading - Mod Whimsy :]

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CHARACTER LIST, PART TWO! so many people

Parker / Board Games Played By @lotusp0nd

Penelope / Office Supplies Played By @rxsettesgarden

Prissy / Fake Plant Played By @seasidefanasties

I, Ronaldini / Ironing Board Played By @the-depressed-comedic-relief

Rebel / Rubber Duck Played By @thebiggestplantgirlno15

Regina Rejection / Rejection Played By @empressumbreon

River / Water Played By @seasidefanasties

Rod / Curtain Rod Played By @rxsettesgarden

Rongomaiwhenua / Goddess / Geode Played By @delightfully-deranged-dagur

Scandalabra / Candelabra Played By @meltylov3

Shelley / Shelf Played By @intheairfryer

Sinclair / Sink Played By @lloydofhyrule64

Skylar Specs / Glasses / Dateviators Played By @salmonandsoup

Sophia / Safe Played By @intheairfryer (MDNI)

Stefan / Stove Played By @delightfully-deranged-dagur

Stella / Staircase Played By @delightfully-deranged-dagur

Stepford / Trophies Played by @exkazlibur

Teddy / Teddy bear Played by @zack-addy-things

Textbox-Chan / Textbox Played by @brainrotqueen

Tina Triangle / Triangle Played By @pqulines-luvvr

Tony / Toolbox Played By @the-depressed-comedic-relief

Tydus / Detergent Played By @cleanesthands

Vaughn Trapp / Rat Trap Played By @cantdanceflynn

Volt / Electricity / Breaker Box Played By @whimsywhomp

Wallace / Walls Played By @delightfully-deranged-dagur

Washford / Washing Machine Played By @salmonandsoup

Wilhelmina / Work Played By @schroedingerscryptid

Winnifred / Water Heater Played By @delightfully-deranged-dagur

xxXShadowl0rd420Xxx / Shadows Played By @muerder-snail

Zoey Bennett / Ghost Played By @cantdanceflynn

HUMANS

Tom / Your (Former) Manager Played By @salmonandsoup

Emmanuel / Paperclip Customer Played By @salmonandsoup

Tinfoilhat / Hacker Played By @meltylov3

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Parker! Listen man, my board game king, I gotta get your opinion on this!

Do you think in Uno, people should be able to stack a +4 on another +4?

(1/5)

No. It's not in the official rules so it's cheating!

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Mr.Johnny Splash sir can I have your Autograph please? (politely holds up water proof pen and paper)

Aw shucks! Course ya can, would be awful un-gentleshowerly for me not to give ya one, here there sugar! *he quickly writes his signature, adding a little heart at the end of it.*

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charge: 2/5

Skyler, do you think if David most was successful, there'd be more of you? What would your thoughts be on having more siblings or just objects like you?

I wouldn't mind more siblings, but... I'm kind of worried what it would mean if David Most had access to make more of the Dateviators. Considering he was looking to work with the Department of Overseas Violence? That doesn't spell out something good to me. I guess I'd have mixed feelings.

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(hopefully this doesnt count as a charge!) But are you guys on a break right now since its been a while?

hi! we aren't technically on break anymore!

though, we're just not getting many asks that we can answer. mainly due to not having someone to play the characters people are asking for.

so feel free to send in your asks! the list of characters we do not currently have is at the bottom! just for anyone wanting to audition/anyone wondering! thank you!

- Mod Thalia🩷

Mac

Sam

Dante

Lyric

Telly

Timothy

Jean-Loo

Eddie

Airyn

Arma

Bathsheba

Betty

Bodhi

Captain Jacques Pierrot

Celia

Chairemi

Dasha

Dorian

Doug

Drysdale

Fantina

Jerry

Keith

Memoria

Miranda

Phoenicia

Rainey

Sassy Chap

Tyrell

Willi

Wyndolyn

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I... need to apologize to skylar...

//I'll probably be reblogging from my rp account @/luckiestchaos

Wait, apologize for what?

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For Johnny Splash!!!! How r u doing? I think ur really cool btw ^w^

Hey there darlin! I’m doin’ just fine, thank you for askin’, workin’ up a few more tunes and such. And shucks, you flatter me, yknow that? I’ll get an ego if you folks keep it up

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(2/5)

JOHNNY!!! Care to share a shower thought? 🎤

Also, I got a friend for you

[Johnny Splash obtains a yellow loofah with the plushie head of a duck sticking out of it]

Why hey there! Gosh, that’s awful kind of ya, think I’m gonna name this lil fella bubbles, that sounds like a right good name for ‘im. Now on shower thoughts, suppose I’ve been thinkin’ on what it’d like to be human, in some cases it sounds real exciting, y’know, not being tied down to one spot an all. But it also makes my skin crawl, thinkin’ about all the nasty parts of it. I know I’m a simple shower, but I sorta like just bein’ clean tiles, glass doors and metal piping in a way, I always know what’s goin’ on. Now bein’ a humans a whole lot more complicated than that, I mean ya got all that blood runnin’ through ya— can you feel blood moving? I hope ya don’t. Anyways, thank ya for bubbles!

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To Dolly

Are you free this weekend to relax and watch some documentaries? I would love to hear more about your discoveries from work, and I promise I won't fall asleep within the first hour.

-Koa

Howdy, Koa! Been a bit since I've heard from you. Documentaries sound just great! I've been needing a break anyway, and--

[She pauses, seeming genuinely surprised as her cheeks flush slightly.]

You really wanna listen to me talk? That... That sounds really nice. And don't worry, I won't mind if you fall asleep on me.

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[Charge 1/5 for the 02/19/2026 Charge Cycle]

Hey, Skylar!

If you got to spend a day at the arcade with me, which games do you think you'd spend the most time playing? (If you're curious which ones I'd be at, I'd definitely be playing a lot of the rhythm games :3)

SKEE BALL! I've always wanted to try it. I also really like the games that revolve around timing something just right!

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PSA

Please do NOT send asks for the following characters at the moment! We do not have anyone playing as them

Mac

Sam

Dante

Lyric

Telly

Timothy

Jean-Loo

Eddie

Volt

Arma

Bathsheba

Betty

Bodhi

Captain Jacques Pierrot

Celia

Chairemi

Dasha

Dorian

Doug

Drysdale

Fantina

Jerry

Keith

Memoria

Miranda

Phoenicia

Rainey

Sassy Chap

Tyrell

Willi

Wyndolyn

Thank you! - The Ask Everything Team

(ALSO YOUR CHARGES ARE RESET)

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charge: 4/5

Skiiiiiiiippppppppssssssss, do you have any favorite 8ands? Also favorite food?

Signed, vriska

I think I’ve answered this like…three times? What one more tho.

My favorite bands are braking Ben, falling in reverse, my chemical romance, price the vail of course, most the classics ya know. I also like lulu yam and set it off.

Favorite food?… uh… I don’t know, guess I liked when my nanny made ramen with egg, it was almost like an egg drop soup… tied making it myself and it uh, didn’t turn out good. Had to get Stephen’s help

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Hiiiiii chance

If you were to have someone make your DREAM outfit, what would it be?

“Ho there, Mr. Imm!”

“My dream outfit… Hmm… There are so many possible outcomes, it’s kinda hard to chose just one I’d love the most…”

“OOH! I know!! My dream outfit would be an Enchanter costume! Specifically with the fabric looking like the cosmos and stars embedded all over it… It’d be just so perfect.”

“Bonus points if they add a staff, too.”

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❗️🐝 *little bee uses charge 1 of 5!*

Hello Skips! How are things going with Mateo? :D

Hey bee anon, welcome back.

Me and Mateo have been going strong still. That little brake we took from here definitely helped.

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Charge: 3/5

Mr. Chance, what is your professional opinion on the 8 sided die?

Signed, Vriska

“I like the D8! It’s mainly used for weapon damage, health points, and character creation. The D8’s a very versatile die. I can’t imagine going a campaign without using one!”

“But of course, it’s still not quite as iconic as a D20… Hehe…”

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[Charge 3/5 of this ask box cycle]

Hey, Skylar!

I've consistently been having really pleasant dreams about you, and every time it happens there's always a point where we lock eyes and when it gets to that point my surroundings in the dream all seem to fade leaving me in a comforting rose colored haze and by the time I'm aware of my surroundings it's morning and I'm awake again.

Which could mean nothing... or it could mean that the power of the Dateviators compels me.

Wow. That's a very descriptive dream. Could totally mean nothing. Maybe you have to have it a few more times to be sure?

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TEDDYYY, HIIII!! I LOVE YA SO MUCH!

And I've got a question! What's your perspective on cosplaying cause I did my first cosplay a little while ago and it was of you! 💖

Hey friend! I think cosplaying is a great hobby to have! It's creative, and an awesome way to express yourself. Plus, performing like that can help you feel more comfortable in your skin. I'm so honored that you cosplayed me! I'm sure it looked absolutely amazing.