Grandmaster Of The Shirai Ryu

“My name is Hanzo Hasashi. Some of you may know me by Scorpion. Takeda has made me a blog to connect with potential Shirai Ryu members. Feel free to ask me anything you would like to know. Takeda says you are all kind people. I also don’t know why he has named me firelord. Yes I create fire. But I am no lord. I’d prefer to be adressed as Grandmaster Hasashi. Takeda is now saying I am making my description too long. In my opininion this is not the case. I am as a stranger to you as you are to me so shouldn’t I at least tell something ab” Hey Takeda here! I have taken Hanzo’s phone and didn’t explain to him how to edit his description so we’re good ;) Please interact with him, he’s old and lonely and oh my god his grumpy face is on I’m being get-over-hered BYE GUYS GOTTA RUN.

[ask-firelord-hasashi]

Hey, Takeda? I suggest a Nokia for basic calling and texting. Nokia 3310 phones are nearly indestructible to fall damage, water damage, and general wear and tear. They also make good weapons in a pinch, apparently. so... it might be a good investment for Grandmaster Hasashi. Oh and, uh, fire resistance tests not yet verified.

[ask-firelord-hasashi]

Hey Hanzo I wanted to know if you knew about the Lgbtq+ community???

“Yes I do and I support the community wholeheartedly. The Shirai Ryu will welcome those in need for a home with open arms.”

[ask-firelord-hasashi]

Hey Takeda, have you tried roasting marshmallows with Grandmaster Hanzo's fire?

Takeda here! Once and never again.

[anime-gamingfreak17]

He got pissed off at you didn’t he, takeda.😅😓

[ask-firelord-hasashi]

😢

[ask-firelord-hasashi]

I'm curious to know if someone maybe a certain actor or daughter tried to roast a marshmallow on you.. (bonus point for takeda)

“I have caught them trying to do this more than once! The solution is quite simple, I just erupt in more flames, destroying their marshmallows.”

“... And sometimes other things.”

[assassiyun-archive]

Shirai Ryu Fire Gardens

[ukairuns]

Hanzo Hasashi's Anatomy!✨

[ask-firelord-hasashi]

Hey Takeda, have you tried roasting marshmallows with Grandmaster Hanzo's fire?

Takeda here! Once and never again.

[ask-firelord-hasashi]

Hi Hanzo! I just wanted stop by to tell you how much I admire you as a role model. You are a wonderful person and I hope you continue to thrive in life! Tell Takeda I said hi!

“There are better people to look up to than a man that has lost it all and can only hope to make up for the many mistake he has made in his life. However, if you are motivated by my own person, perhaps there indeed is some good..”

“Takeda says ‘hewwo’. He wanted me to spell it exactly like that, why I do not know.”

[ask-firelord-hasashi]

@ask-thunder-man

“Welcome to the Shirai Ryu Fire Gardens again, Lord Raiden.”

[assassiyun-archive]

Grandmaster Hasashi. I humbly request the Shirai Ryu’s hospitality. My Sky Temple has been compromised. There is no safer place for us to gather.

Lord Raiden. Welcome to the Fire Garden.

bonus gif, because he’s so pretty (´ ∀ `): 

[ask-firelord-hasashi]

🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢turtle time🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢

“There are some turtles living in the ponds and streams of the Shirai Ryu gardens. We call them ishigame. I like to watch them swim.”

[ask-firelord-hasashi]

Hanzome Hasashi

Hanzo can’t help but let out a low chuckle after reading the pun. “Thank you, but I will refrain from calling myself that.”

[ask-firelord-hasashi]

Hasashi-san, excuse me for such a shameless question, but do you like hentai?

“You have not been excused.”

[ask-firelord-hasashi]

Hanzo, i love your beard,bye

“Oh, why thank you.. I have thought about shaving again, but I may reconsider it.”

[ask-firelord-hasashi]

So if your body is hot because your power,means you will sweat a lot during fight right?you need deodorant.

“My body temperature is higher than average and it’s been said that I radiate heat at times. However this does not mean my body can not take the unnatural warmth. It does not or barely react to heat, just like it will not get burned by fire. No need to worry about my hygiene, I take good care of my body.”

[ask-firelord-hasashi]

Do you have abs?

((OOC; Anon have you even LOOKED at Hanzo))

[ask-firelord-hasashi]

My brother and I have been fighting a lot and I'm not sure how to fix it. Any advice?

“I do not share the same experience, as I have no siblings. But communication is key in any type of relationship. Perhaps you could try and talk about it with your brother, if you have not already. Seeing you seek advice to amend your bond with your brother shows you care about him, I am sure he will see that too.”