#takeda talks

[neomatakedareal]

okay. what the fuck.

[ask-firelord-hasashi]

Hey Takeda, have you tried roasting marshmallows with Grandmaster Hanzo's fire?

Takeda here! Once and never again.

[ask-firelord-hasashi]

Takeda, has hanzo ever done anything funny in front of you?

Takeda here! It’s funny how you think sensei would ever crack a joke. But I find it funny when he does something out of character for him. He stumped his toe once against a table and lit it on fire. It was funny in the moment before realizing the fire caught onto the curtains. :(

[ask-firelord-hasashi]

"Hooks you up with wifi and a laptop"

Takeda here, please oh gods don’t give sensei another screen this is the third phone I had to get him this week because he set the other ones on fire.

[ask-firelord-hasashi]

Takeda, since Hanzo likes cooking, how does his cooking taste?

Takeda here! It’s de. Li. Ci. Ous. He barely cooks for us though, he’s somehow very protective of his food. But when he does you can smell it trough the entire Shirai Ryu village!

[ask-firelord-hasashi]

🌙

🌙 - Do they sleep enough?

“... I get enough sleep to be ready for kombat the next day.”

Takeda here! Don’t lie to them you haven’t slept in the past three days.

[ask-firelord-hasashi]

Takeda, ha grandmaster hasashi seen jojo’s bizarre adventure yet?

Takeda here! No! He refuses to watch anything I suggest :( But I caught him watching a cat video on his phone yesterday, so now I can blackmail him >:)

[neomatakedareal]

Neoma are you doing okay??

first of all. how dare you ask that. second of all. NO. everything is on fire.