Nothing is as it seems

I’m here to apologize to my children, I have been a fool

[ask-francismidford]

Hello everyone.. I am here to apologize to my children. I kicked them out for being gay, i have had time to think, and I see it is wrong, as I’ve had homosexual thoughts in the past, and even a bit now.

[ask-francismidford]

I hate mothers day.. i dont get any visitors.. any cards.. any gifts, just forgotten, and i havent even gotten a chance to hang out with my girlfriend today because she’s with her mother,

would anyone like to come over for tea?

[themichaelistwins]

Hey boys! My girlfriend made some cupcakes, would you like me to give you some? They’re chocolate cupcakes with chocolate frosting, with tanghulu strawberries on top,

-Francis Midford

Both makes confused noises: Tan-gu-lu?

[ask-francismidford]

Tanghulu is fruit covered in hard liquid sugar, it’s very good. Her baking is wonderful

[ask-francismidford]

Finally got a girlfriend, we went on a boba date and got matching outfits. isn’t she beautiful?

[bonesandsweets1]

“Do baby sawkies got no tees like umans babies?”

[ask-francismidford]

“Do you mean baby sharks?”

[bonesandsweets1]

“Yes!”

[ask-francismidford]

“well, in that case, Sharks are all born with teeth,”

[bonesandsweets1]

“Noooo. Baby sawkies got no tees like uman babies.”

[ask-francismidford]

“No, actually, sharks are born with teeth,”

[bonesandsweets1]

“No. Baby swakies got no tees. Baby swakies is babies!”

[ask-francismidford]

”nope, they have teeth, see?”

[bonesandsweets1]

“You talk back to a wittle giwl, Miss Lady.”

[ask-francismidford]

“I am not Miss Lady, it’s Miss Midford to you. And I am not talking back, it’s just educating you,”

[bonesandsweets1]

“Do baby sawkies got no tees like umans babies?”

[ask-francismidford]

“Do you mean baby sharks?”

[bonesandsweets1]

“Yes!”

[ask-francismidford]

“well, in that case, Sharks are all born with teeth,”

[bonesandsweets1]

“Noooo. Baby sawkies got no tees like uman babies.”

[ask-francismidford]

“No, actually, sharks are born with teeth,”

[bonesandsweets1]

“No. Baby swakies got no tees. Baby swakies is babies!”

[ask-francismidford]

”nope, they have teeth, see?”

[bonesandsweets1]

“Do baby sawkies got no tees like umans babies?”

[ask-francismidford]

“Do you mean baby sharks?”

[bonesandsweets1]

“Yes!”

[ask-francismidford]

“well, in that case, Sharks are all born with teeth,”

[bonesandsweets1]

“Noooo. Baby sawkies got no tees like uman babies.”

[ask-francismidford]

“No, actually, sharks are born with teeth,”

[bonesandsweets1]

“Do baby sawkies got no tees like umans babies?”

[ask-francismidford]

“Do you mean baby sharks?”

[bonesandsweets1]

“Yes!”

[ask-francismidford]

“well, in that case, Sharks are all born with teeth,”

[bonesandsweets1]

“Do baby sawkies got no tees like umans babies?”

[ask-francismidford]

“Do you mean baby sharks?”

[ask-francismidford]

Happy Valentine’s Day, I’m single once more, so, yeah, gonna spend today drinking by myself, unless anyone wants to drink with me,

[ask-francismidford]

Accepting last minute valentines~

[ask-francismidford]

Someone come drinking with meeee, I’m bored

[ask-francismidford]

I want a girlfrienddddd

[ask-francismidford]

C’monnnnn, I’m bored~❤️

[ask-francismidford]

come onnnnnn, does anyone know ladies that would wanna date me?🥺

[ask-francismidford]

The things that would make today perfect are:

1) my daughter forgiving me(not gonna happen)

2) getting a girlfriend(also not gonna happen)

i‘m gonna be lonely forever🥲👍

but if a lady would like to date me, I wouldn’t be too upset about that🥺💋

[ask-francismidford]

Had such a lovely day! I woke up and had some lovely tea, and took a photo of my outfit! I ended up switching glasses,

Then, I had some lunch with my son and then went out clubbing with him (legal drinking age is 18 in England, and he’s turning 19 next month, so Americans, don’t come @ me)