Go Bananas

Just a humble fruit-stacker at the grocery section of your local mall! Have a nice day, and we hope you shop with us again!

[fuckyeahrenaissanceart]

Giuseppe Arcimboldo, 1527-1593

Summer & Autumn

Date of Painting: 1573

Size: H: 76 cm, L: 64 cm

Material: Oil on canvas

[ask-fruitman-yuuri]

will i ever have time to draw anything ever again the world may never know college is a lot and everything is always happening all the time but at least its sort of almost over also im going to mtac (middle tennessee anime convention) this weekend so if anyones around, idk thatd be neat (going as jade from homestuck, yuuri from yoi, and kiki from kikis delivery service) and thats all for mun's life update good night

[ask-fruitman-yuuri]

👕 For the outfit prompt

potato is not fruit try again

((hello im alive have some crap im sorry))

[ask-fruitman-yuuri]

((Ey its mun bel here typing up a post at 2am on her phone because her laptop is kind of broken and idk if ill be able to get it fixed anytime soon, which is some srs suck. College semester is also picking up so thats also eating away at my art time. Also i need my laptop to do homework so that’s another bit of stress. Apologies for the extended length of inactivity!))

[ask-fruitman-yuuri]

((mun has returned after a thousand year war. the computer is fixed (actually like at least a week ago) but bel is still dying because last week she had three midterms in one day and then an oral report in chinese the next day and golly gee there sure is a heck ton of stuff to do all the time. college is hard. got a new tablet though which is pretty neat and it has buttons so thats fun. cant say when ill have free time and motivation to draw, but im hoping therell be some time by the end of the month because then this showcase thing im in will be done and the four+ hours a week for rehearsal will be freed up. until then, please continue to be patient with me! thank you!))

((edit: also wtf i have like 324 followers now?? thats more than my main blog now???? whered you all come from goddang thanks a ton!!!))

[ask-fruitman-yuuri]

((Ey its mun bel here typing up a post at 2am on her phone because her laptop is kind of broken and idk if ill be able to get it fixed anytime soon, which is some srs suck. College semester is also picking up so thats also eating away at my art time. Also i need my laptop to do homework so that's another bit of stress. Apologies for the extended length of inactivity!))

[ask-stripper-yuuri-blog]

(( I know it’s still a month away, but like/reblog this post if you want a valentine’s card in your inbox on Valentine’s day . YOI ask/rp blogs only, please!))

[ask-fruitman-yuuri]

Hi, hello yes I would like to buy approximately 200 watermelons please and thank

“Yep, keep backing up, @truckermakkachin…”

Good luck getting these to one of those check out guys.

((@ask-checkout-viktor @ask-cashier-mickey))

[truckermakkachin]

Who the hell can even use 200 watermelons?!

[ask-customerservicephichit]

a math problem

[ask-fruitman-yuuri]

o sht u rite

[ask-fruitman-yuuri]

Be more specific about your "other job" I'm getting curious now

Well, I can specifically say that I am not a teenage girl who does volunteer nursing at a hospital. Nice try though!

[ask-fruitman-yuuri]

💃🏻for the outfit doodles

Radical 90s clothes

Wow, I haven’t worn this kind of thing since college...

((Send me a symbol and I’ll draw Mr. Fruitman in the corresponding outfit!))

[abra-ka-dammit]

OC Outfit Doodle Asks

Send one of the following symbols and one of my OC’s names and I’ll doodle:

👀 OC in their typical underwear 💤 OC in their sleep attire 🔞 OC in something sexy 🏄 OC in what they would wear to the beach/pool 👔 OC in what they would wear to a formal event (such as a wedding) ☠ OC in what they would wear to a funeral 👖 OC in what they would wear to a casual event (such as a birthday party) 👑 OC dressed as royalty 🚪 OC in what they wear when lounging around at home 💕 OC in what they would wear on a first date ❌ OC in something they would absolutely never wear 🎃 OC in a costume they’d wear for Halloween 🎄 OC in an ugly Christmas sweater 🚓 OC in a prison uniform 🚲 OC in athletic gear  🐰 OC in a kigurumi of their favourite animal ❄ OC in what they’d wear on a very cold day 🔥 OC in what they’d wear on a very hot day 👕 OC in a T-shirt with something stupid printed on it (think Zazzle) 🎭 OC in another OC’s typical attire 📦 OC wearing something that isn’t clothes (such as a fig leaf, a barrel, etc.) 👻 OC in a really bad disguise 📷 OC in a stereotypical tourist getup 🙎 OC in something embarrassing 👗 OC in something from the 50’s 💀 OC in goth/emo/scene attire 💃 OC in some radical 90’s clothes 🌁 OC in a hoodie 🌋 OC in camping or adventuring gear ♠️ OC in their armor (or in some sort of fantasy armor if not applicable to their story) 🎨 OC in a cartoon character’s outfit  🏨 OC in a maid outfit 🏥 OC in a nurse uniform 🐑 OC in farmer wear 👍 OC in a crop top

[feverworm]

Maybe I’ll be able to do one or two of these idk DREAM BIG

[yoi-wingster]

Mun speak: ((Because I want to try different fashions with Georgi. He wears the usual same colors almost every day. Brown, dark blue, green, and purple with black shoe-things))

[topangadoesart]

y e s

make me try on clothes, i need a change.

((mun: the only one i am not comfortable drawing is the sexy outfit, please dont ask for that one. other than that, have at it! make me  s u f f e r.  i want to have hand cramps for a week))

[ask-fruitman-yuuri]

((ey give me things to draw mr fruitman in. he needs to get out of that apron))

[topangadoesart]

I’m Kinjirou Minami, this mall’s one and only florist! Come by and purchase some flowers sometime! ;)

[ask-fruitman-yuuri]

((Hello, it is the mun coming to you live to thank you for over 125 followers!! Also to inform you that college has started again like yesterday so I apologize if I don’t update as much as I used to! Pls to send me asks anyway so I have stuff to work with whenever I do have time!))

[ask-fruitman-yuuri]

*knocks over your entire box of bananas

##r00d

[ask-fruitman-yuuri]

I don’t get paid enough for this…

[ask-checkout-viktor]

“Must be tough having to deal with those kinds of customers on a daily basis huh?”

[ask-fruitman-yuuri]

Oh! Sorry, James, I thought you were someone else. Thanks for the help! Yea, some people can be pretty terrible, huh?

[yoi-wingster]

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@ask-fruitman-yuuri , I heard that some hooligans knocked over the bananas at the store the other day. I hope you and the bananas are having much better days since the incident.

[ask-fruitman-yuuri]

O-oh, thanks!! I’m, uh, getting help with that now;;////;;

[ask-fruitman-yuuri]

Hi, hello yes I would like to buy approximately 200 watermelons please and thank

“Yep, keep backing up, @truckermakkachin…”

Good luck getting these to one of those check out guys.

((@ask-checkout-viktor @ask-cashier-mickey))

[ask-fruitman-yuuri]

So do you watch Steven Universe? If you do, who's your favorite gem?

I think Pearl is pretty great! (don’t tell Yakov I was on my phone shhhhhh)

((So I spent like 2 days drawing this Pearl only for me to scale it down to pixels so here’s the actual Pearl pic under the cut))

((First time drawing Pearl!! Pose base on this image))

[childish-guang-hong-ji]

“Hey there do you have any questions you would like to ask me?”

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