"Noo! Susan!"

Uhh Future Tom or somethin

[ask-future-tom]

Intro!

OOC (ofc): Welcome to the random Future Tom blog I've decided to make at like midnight, ill probably update this some later as I go with head cannons and all that fancy shit. As it's Tom, expect swearing, mentions of alcohol, possible SH mentions, and some depictions of being mind controlled (keep this in mind before interracting!) Disclaimer: As I am a minor (not specifying my age), I don't know the exact effects of alcohol so please forgive any inaccuracies. I'm always open to asks, rp, and headcannons! Definitely looking to interact with other Eddsworld rpers! Whoop!

Tom will speak in blue mainly, but occasionally in red if hes beening mind controlled by Tord, and purple for the rage demon

Ocs are welcome and encouraged!

Head Cannons:

Coming soon, bc im low key tired af rn

Anyways, thats all from me! Feel free to interact with my main aswell @lpredleader51, and have fun doing... whatever tf you do with Tom, go wild idk.

[ask-future-edd]

I know you can't drink cola in your timeline but why you want to kill your past self? maybe there's something you too blind to see, like, you can just stay in the past, and enjoy cola, no need to kill yourself, not everything have to be negative

I’d feel sorry for my past self to even just be in the future, why not put him out of his- our misery now?

[ask-future-tom]

Plus Red Leader says it would cause some sort of paradox either way... your damned if you do, damned if you don't Edd...

[ask-future-edd]

pffft yeah right that only happens in the movies Tom! We all know that.

right??

[ask-future-tom]

Movies or not, half our universe goes off "cartoon" logic so, I wouldn't push it, Edd

[ask-future-edd]

…I’m still gunna do it. I can’t deal with this stupid ban anymore, Tom!

[ask-future-tom]

Edd, why dont you just shoot yourself in that case... why go through the headache of killing your past sel- WHY AM I ENCOURAGING THIS!? STOP IT!

[ask-future-edd]

….

wow.. o-okay I see how it is tom.. no wonder you’re in that dumbass so-called “army” with Tord.

[ask-future-tom]

I'm not here by fucking choice! You say stupid shit when your forced to work for a man you [Love] against your will- I SAID H- love. OH SON OF A [very loud and long swear beep] IM GONNA MURDER YOU TORD

[ask-future-edd]

…sure. I’m. I’m just gunna go now Tom. I don’t want to deal with this anymore.

[ask-future-tom]

Edd- I... Im sor- shit hes already gone...

What have I done...

[ask-future-edd]

I know you can't drink cola in your timeline but why you want to kill your past self? maybe there's something you too blind to see, like, you can just stay in the past, and enjoy cola, no need to kill yourself, not everything have to be negative

I’d feel sorry for my past self to even just be in the future, why not put him out of his- our misery now?

[ask-future-tom]

Plus Red Leader says it would cause some sort of paradox either way... your damned if you do, damned if you don't Edd...

[ask-future-edd]

pffft yeah right that only happens in the movies Tom! We all know that.

right??

[ask-future-tom]

Movies or not, half our universe goes off "cartoon" logic so, I wouldn't push it, Edd

[ask-future-edd]

…I’m still gunna do it. I can’t deal with this stupid ban anymore, Tom!

[ask-future-tom]

Edd, why dont you just shoot yourself in that case... why go through the headache of killing your past sel- WHY AM I ENCOURAGING THIS!? STOP IT!

[ask-future-edd]

….

wow.. o-okay I see how it is tom.. no wonder you’re in that dumbass so-called “army” with Tord.

[ask-future-tom]

I'm not here by fucking choice! You say stupid shit when your forced to work for a man you [Love] against your will- I SAID H- love. OH SON OF A [very loud and long swear beep] IM GONNA MURDER YOU TORD

[ask-future-edd]

I know you can't drink cola in your timeline but why you want to kill your past self? maybe there's something you too blind to see, like, you can just stay in the past, and enjoy cola, no need to kill yourself, not everything have to be negative

I’d feel sorry for my past self to even just be in the future, why not put him out of his- our misery now?

[ask-future-tom]

Plus Red Leader says it would cause some sort of paradox either way... your damned if you do, damned if you don't Edd...

[ask-future-edd]

pffft yeah right that only happens in the movies Tom! We all know that.

right??

[ask-future-tom]

Movies or not, half our universe goes off "cartoon" logic so, I wouldn't push it, Edd

[ask-future-edd]

…I’m still gunna do it. I can’t deal with this stupid ban anymore, Tom!

[ask-future-tom]

Edd, why dont you just shoot yourself in that case... why go through the headache of killing your past sel- WHY AM I ENCOURAGING THIS!? STOP IT!

[ask-future-edd]

I know you can't drink cola in your timeline but why you want to kill your past self? maybe there's something you too blind to see, like, you can just stay in the past, and enjoy cola, no need to kill yourself, not everything have to be negative

I’d feel sorry for my past self to even just be in the future, why not put him out of his- our misery now?

[ask-future-tom]

Plus Red Leader says it would cause some sort of paradox either way... your damned if you do, damned if you don't Edd...

[ask-future-edd]

pffft yeah right that only happens in the movies Tom! We all know that.

right??

[ask-future-tom]

Movies or not, half our universe goes off "cartoon" logic so, I wouldn't push it, Edd

[ask-future-tom]

tom if I were to be uh jailed by Tord you would let me out? Right?

— @ask-future-edd

I'd certainly try...

No promises it'd work

[ask-future-edd]

cool cool

very good to know

[ask-future-tom]

Why would you ask me that if you weren't?

I'm not stupid...

[ask-future-edd]

can a guy not be curious, Tom?

[ask-future-tom]

Well pardon me for not thinking thats a question that would usually get asked without a reason...

[ask-future-tom]

tom if I were to be uh jailed by Tord you would let me out? Right?

— @ask-future-edd

I'd certainly try...

No promises it'd work

[ask-future-edd]

cool cool

very good to know

[ask-future-tom]

Why would you ask me that if you weren't?

I'm not stupid...

[ask-future-edd]

I know you can't drink cola in your timeline but why you want to kill your past self? maybe there's something you too blind to see, like, you can just stay in the past, and enjoy cola, no need to kill yourself, not everything have to be negative

I’d feel sorry for my past self to even just be in the future, why not put him out of his- our misery now?

[ask-future-tom]

Plus Red Leader says it would cause some sort of paradox either way... your damned if you do, damned if you don't Edd...

[ask-future-tom]

tom if I were to be uh jailed by Tord you would let me out? Right?

— @ask-future-edd

I'd certainly try...

No promises it'd work

[ask-future-edd]

cool cool

very good to know

[ask-future-tom]

I hope you're not planning something Edd...

*Tom's eyes briefly flashed a bright purple*

It's hard enough dealing with that fucker every day

[ask-future-tom]

can your visor do anything else besides display ur eyes 👀

I can make it display whatever really... eyes, emoticons, the fucking Lenny face... even some weird stock image if I really wanted...

[ask-future-tom]

tom if I were to be uh jailed by Tord you would let me out? Right?

— @ask-future-edd

I'd certainly try...

No promises it'd work

[ask-future-edd]

Even though it might not be possible in your situation, would you establish a romantic relationship with a cola? From seeing you interacting to a cola can.. it might be good for you lol?

hmmmmmm I dunno. I remember getting hit by the cans the last time I said I loved cola..

[ask-future-tom]

What is it with you an kissing red things, Edd? You know damn well who im talking about too...

[ask-future-edd]

WHAT

[ask-future-tom]

Dont "what" me, I saw it...

[ask-future-edd]

Even though it might not be possible in your situation, would you establish a romantic relationship with a cola? From seeing you interacting to a cola can.. it might be good for you lol?

hmmmmmm I dunno. I remember getting hit by the cans the last time I said I loved cola..

[ask-future-tom]

What is it with you an kissing red things, Edd? You know damn well who im talking about too...

[ask-future-tom]

lowkey r u single i like bass and stuff ily dadaman tom 👅👅👅

I'm... with Susan-?

[ask-future-tom]

Tom you’re not in any danger right?

— @ask-future-edd

Depends on what kind of danger you mean, Edd. Red Leader is really- the best boss ever and I couldn't ask for better.

I... didn't mean that. You know what, whatever. Its probably just my visor glitching again.

[ask-future-edd]

…yeah no you’d never say that about Tord even if your visor was glitching.

[ask-future-tom]

Listen, its probably nothing. Plus it'd be more headache than it's worth to try and break me out of this dump. You know hes got a bounty on you right? Anyways... I need a drink...

[ask-future-edd]

Of course I know he has a bounty on me! Why do you think I haven’t actually been able to get you and Matt out of that hell scape!

[ask-future-tom]

Please, Matt could probably walk out and he wouldn't even notice... he only cares about [censored] anyways... It's just a big game of fucking cat and mouse that we're all stuck in together.

Anyways, I should probably get off here, he's probably censoring my messages.

[ask-future-tom]

Tom you’re not in any danger right?

— @ask-future-edd

Depends on what kind of danger you mean, Edd. Red Leader is really- the best boss ever and I couldn't ask for better.

I... didn't mean that. You know what, whatever. Its probably just my visor glitching again.

[ask-future-edd]

…yeah no you’d never say that about Tord even if your visor was glitching.

[ask-future-tom]

Listen, its probably nothing. Plus it'd be more headache than it's worth to try and break me out of this dump. You know hes got a bounty on you right? Anyways... I need a drink...

[ask-future-tom]

Tom you’re not in any danger right?

— @ask-future-edd

Depends on what kind of danger you mean, Edd. Red Leader is really- the best boss ever and I couldn't ask for better.

I... didn't mean that. You know what, whatever. Its probably just my visor glitching again.