"Noo! Susan!"

Uhh Future Tom or somethin

[ask-future-tom]

Intro!

OOC (ofc): Welcome to the random Future Tom blog I've decided to make at like midnight, ill probably update this some later as I go with head cannons and all that fancy shit. As it's Tom, expect swearing, mentions of alcohol, possible SH mentions, and some depictions of being mind controlled (keep this in mind before interracting!) Disclaimer: As I am a minor (not specifying my age), I don't know the exact effects of alcohol so please forgive any inaccuracies. I'm always open to asks, rp, and headcannons! Definitely looking to interact with other Eddsworld rpers! Whoop!

Tom will speak in blue mainly, but occasionally in red if hes beening mind controlled by Tord, and purple for the rage demon

Ocs are welcome and encouraged!

Head Cannons:

Ok so... Tom isn't really like loyal to Red, just kinda pretends to be so he can try to help the rebellion without getting caught

His visor can play music/audio and videos if he wants, dude can probably play games on there like an over complicated VR headset, occasionally will zone out playing flappy bird or some shit when the other soldiers aren't looking

He's completely blind without the visor, I imagine one of the times of being shot in the eyes by a laser like absolutely cooked his retinas... if he even had any to begin with. Since his eyes are portrayed as hollow in cannon, the visor is like wired through them to a mechanism that basically replaces the biological nerves that transmit vison signals to the brain? Its complicated...

Tom's inner rage demon is largely cat based, he acts like a oversized, pissed off cat and rather than directly attacking someone unless they're just standing directly infront of him, usually claws on walls and shit while going completely reclusive until he calms down

Probably more to come later, ill update this as i think of it

Anyways, thats all from me! Feel free to interact with my main aswell @lpredleader51, and have fun doing... whatever tf you do with Tom, go wild idk.

[ask-future-tom]

Beth:"just wondering what are your thoughts on the tumbler sexy man winner tom"

...dunno the guy, but as long as its not Tord I think that counts as a win

[ask-future-tom]

did you marry Susan

Well I would- but I couldn't find anyone to officiate it and Red won't let me...

[ask-future-tom]

You should kiss Edd

I think it’d be funny

Maybe he’d join the army if you do that idk

I mean... i can try...?

@ask-future-edd

[ask-future-edd]

Huh? Oh hey tom. Whattt is it?

[ask-future-tom]

Uhhh-

*quickly pulls him into a kiss before blushing and awkwardly running off*

Red's gonna kill meeee-

[ask-future-tom]

You should kiss Edd

I think it’d be funny

Maybe he’d join the army if you do that idk

I mean... i can try...?

@ask-future-edd

[ask-future-tom]

*later in the repair room, Tom was weirdly fidgety. Maybe he was just drunk, but it seemed a bit too deliberate on top of his recent heightened resistance to the mind control*

So uhh... Tord- or- sorry... Boss.

*he scoffed slightly at correcting himself, shoving his hands into his pockets before looking back over*

...are you like.... keeping my dependant on that damn thing to control me or some shit-? It keeps getting all antsy when I so much as mention Edd's name... its... kinda ridiculous

*he went silent for a breif, awkward moment before chuckling slightly*

Ehhh... you wouldn't do that... you're just a dumb commie, no way you have the kinda tech for that shit... right?

(OOC: yee this'll do for transitions, @ask-theredleader)

[ask-theredleader]

**.. RL wouldn't respond. . . Fixing up the said visor pretty quickly; but definitely adding a few.. Tweaks,, here and there.. Even some extra stuff that was definitely NOT in the original design. . .**

**RL eventually finished up,, looking up at the other in a pretty.. Blank manner. He still seemed pissed. . . But.. Didn't answer Tom's question- instead,, he proceeded to put the visor back on to the other..- the most sort of physical contact Tom and RL will ever really have. He fit the visor around the other's head,, knowing with the visor you had to be.. Precise,, with it- to make sure it actually fit right. . . And so it didn't go on wrong or awkwardly.**

**.. RL pulled his hands back, crossing his arms to see if the visor even worked. . .**

.. So? Speak.

[ask-future-tom]

Reporting for duty, sir.

*the words sounded slightly more forced than usual, but it was definitely working now*

Huh- what was that- I didn't- oh whatever...

[ask-theredleader]

**RL would hum in response,, unable to not faintly crack a smile. . . Perfect.**

Hm. . . So it worked. That's good to know. . .

**He'd glance over the blueprints and whatnot, only for his eye's to fall right back onto Tom; his expression blank.. Emotionless- like an endless void of anger and hollowness of where 'Tord' used to lie. As he then proceeded to say in a firm yet emotionless manner.. But he was quite evidently pissed.**

Why were you interacting with Edd, soldier. It's an order that you respond.

[ask-future-tom]

What about Edd-

*the display glitched from the green eyes to just a pulsing Red Army logo*

Attempted divergence found, recalculating.

What the fuck is this thing doing-?! TORD-! TORD WHY CANT I-

*he suddenly snapped into a rigid, soilder's posture, the logo shifting to show a scrolling text*

Unit seems too attached with unidentified figure, Edd. Memory modification suggested, Proceed?

Yes No

Warning: Unit may continue to disobey without action.

[ask-theredleader]

**You'd expect someone who was supposedly friends with the person in front of him for years to feel some sort of remorse- discomfort,, fear in what he was doing. . . In reality? RL's expression was cold. Blank. He barely even flinched at his supposed 'name' being cried out by the other before ultimately going somewhat limp, and then into a stiff soldier's posture. . .**

**.. He honestly sometimes forgot he was intended to have a connection with Tom. At least friend wise,, speaking. It was amusing how everyone actually thought he was him. . . Huh.**

**RL listened to the system's words.. Hands behind his back and expression unmoving- emotionless. The moment RL got the opportunity- the chance to get rid of the memory of Edd from Tom's systems?**

**He was quick to reply.**

Proceed with the modifications as you may wish.

**RL could care less about Tom possibly disobeying.. In the end, he could always just modify him again and call it a day. . . Right?**

[ask-future-tom]

Memory wipe protocol initiated... please stand by

*the logo returned before-*

ERROR

*the screen started to glitch before the eyes returned, but a bright pinkish purple color as a black liquid started to leak from beneath the device*

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU BASTARD?!

[ask-theredleader]

**.. RL tsked in response to the malfunction, slightly taken aback as prior his eye's widened, before they became normal again- rolling them in faint irritation.**

**.. Of course it had to fuck up SOMEHOW.**

Herregud, så slitsom du er. . . Sit still, idiot.

**.. He watched the other grip at his face, meanwhile RL went to go get a towel to clean up the mess. . . As he was more over concerned if this black stuff will stain anything rather than Tom's actually well being.. And that's just cruel. But this is the RL, sure Tord would've been somewhat more panicked but. . . This wasn't really Tord anymore, was it?**

**RL now had the said towel, and was gripping Tom by the shoulder, lightly cursing under his breath in irritation as he wiped roughly at the black. . . Stuff.**

You gotta fuck everything up, don't you? Ugh.. No need to get so pissy. Now stay still if you want this off of you. . .

\\OOC - AH SORRY I ONLY REALIZED LAST MINUTE THE PURPLE MEANS MONSTER FORM BUT I HOPE THIS RESPONSE DOESN'T SCREW IT UP??? HOPEFULLY????? 🥹 IF IT DOES TELL ME AND I'LL CHANGE THE RESPONSE!!!

[ask-future-tom]

*Tom just grunted, slumping against him, the black liquid eventually stopped but he still had these weird, small purple horns for the next several hours*

...eugh... where... am I-? Tord...? I thought you left?

*even without his eyes to tell, Tom looked way more disoriented than usual, trying to go through his fragmented memories and still having no fucking idea RL ≠ Tord, on top of nearly forgetting the other two entirely. The worst part was the erased memories were so random, it was impossible to tell what he did and didn't know without asking, even worse was the fact he didn't seem to trust anyone... again...*

Wait a sec... you dont smell like Tord...

[ask-theredleader]

I did leave for a moment to get a towel, you dimwit. . .

**RL still seemed.. Irritated, if not annoyed. Frowning upon his floor now being stained. Perfect. He lightly cursed in irritation, as most of the stuff was gone.. He took the visor off of Tom,, having to now check through its systems and whatnot to even acknowledge what happened--**

**RL could see how disoriented and confused Tom seemed- so it's evident the memory removing thing worked, but only halfway. . . He'd eye the small horns, cocking an eyebrow in curiosity.. Huh. He should attempt doing some research on Tom in the near future if he got the chance.. It could prove itself useful.**

**Red Leader froze at Tom's statement, his eye's going blank and his pupils shrinking- as he then followed up in a more plain yet deadly cold manner. . . RL was usually rather cold and blank, yes, but right now it almost sounded.. Robotic. As if he wasn't even alive in the first place.**

.. I think that's the visors doing, Tom. Don't be stupid. It probably screwed with you're senses,, if anything. I am a real person.

**And with that, as quickly as RL went 'cold', quickly did he melt back to normal and continue with fixing the visor yet again. . . As if nothing happened in the first place.**

.. You're paying for the floor to be cleaned and fixed. You're malfunction stained it. . .

[ask-future-tom]

Im not stupid...

*Tom took a step back, suddenly every survival instinct was flaring up at him to run*

Who are you and what the hell did you do to him?

[ask-theredleader]

**RL furrowed his eyebrows at Tom, goodness this day couldn't get anymore difficult. . . He tsked, placing the visor back onto the table but having a hand rest on top of it- his voice cold and firm.. Yet undeniable annoyed. Rattled.. His teeth gritted as he tried to keep his composure.**

Tom, what are you talking about? Sit you're ass back down so I can fix this useless thing. . . Don't piss me off.

**It was truthfully unusual for 'Tord' to call his said invention (the visor) useless, being that before all of this the guy adored each and every one of his projects.. He was evidently growing defensive and annoyed. . . He seriously didn't need Tom, out of ALL people on his ass.. Not when he was so close.**

[ask-future-tom]

Alright then... if you're really 'Tord' then prove it. Kiss me.

*Tom glared at him defiantly, the man sounded absolutely insane, how the hell would that prove anything?*

If you were him you'd taste the same, right?

[ask-future-tom]

Oh shoot, my bad, *ahem*

Bisexual. 🫵

-🚪 Anon

I mean it was pretty obvious already, I cant even be mad...

[ask-theredleader]

How do you feel about Norway losing the World Cup?

Bullshit.

[ask-future-tom]

Hes just salty about owing me 20£

[ask-future-tom]

hello handssssssome, I've noticed you don't ssssseem happy working for that red idiot. If you want, (hissing menacingly) I can finisssssh him off

Just Kidding, but if you want something of me, just tell me, right?

->Chips Lady

you're not wrong...

Right uh... noted.

[ask-future-tom]

Queer. 🫵

-🚪 Anon

Actually im bi... if you gonna insult me do it right

[ask-theredleader]

I find it amusing whenever children cry and beg whenever their parents are taken away by us.

.. But it grows annoying. Part of the reason why I hold a seperate chamber for them where my soldiers can take turns in practice shooting and whatnot.

[ask-future-tom]

...ok Boss what the actual fuck-

[ask-future-tom]

*later in the repair room, Tom was weirdly fidgety. Maybe he was just drunk, but it seemed a bit too deliberate on top of his recent heightened resistance to the mind control*

So uhh... Tord- or- sorry... Boss.

*he scoffed slightly at correcting himself, shoving his hands into his pockets before looking back over*

...are you like.... keeping my dependant on that damn thing to control me or some shit-? It keeps getting all antsy when I so much as mention Edd's name... its... kinda ridiculous

*he went silent for a breif, awkward moment before chuckling slightly*

Ehhh... you wouldn't do that... you're just a dumb commie, no way you have the kinda tech for that shit... right?

(OOC: yee this'll do for transitions, @ask-theredleader)

[ask-theredleader]

**.. RL wouldn't respond. . . Fixing up the said visor pretty quickly; but definitely adding a few.. Tweaks,, here and there.. Even some extra stuff that was definitely NOT in the original design. . .**

**RL eventually finished up,, looking up at the other in a pretty.. Blank manner. He still seemed pissed. . . But.. Didn't answer Tom's question- instead,, he proceeded to put the visor back on to the other..- the most sort of physical contact Tom and RL will ever really have. He fit the visor around the other's head,, knowing with the visor you had to be.. Precise,, with it- to make sure it actually fit right. . . And so it didn't go on wrong or awkwardly.**

**.. RL pulled his hands back, crossing his arms to see if the visor even worked. . .**

.. So? Speak.

[ask-future-tom]

Reporting for duty, sir.

*the words sounded slightly more forced than usual, but it was definitely working now*

Huh- what was that- I didn't- oh whatever...

[ask-theredleader]

**RL would hum in response,, unable to not faintly crack a smile. . . Perfect.**

Hm. . . So it worked. That's good to know. . .

**He'd glance over the blueprints and whatnot, only for his eye's to fall right back onto Tom; his expression blank.. Emotionless- like an endless void of anger and hollowness of where 'Tord' used to lie. As he then proceeded to say in a firm yet emotionless manner.. But he was quite evidently pissed.**

Why were you interacting with Edd, soldier. It's an order that you respond.

[ask-future-tom]

What about Edd-

*the display glitched from the green eyes to just a pulsing Red Army logo*

Attempted divergence found, recalculating.

What the fuck is this thing doing-?! TORD-! TORD WHY CANT I-

*he suddenly snapped into a rigid, soilder's posture, the logo shifting to show a scrolling text*

Unit seems too attached with unidentified figure, Edd. Memory modification suggested, Proceed?

Yes No

Warning: Unit may continue to disobey without action.

[ask-theredleader]

**You'd expect someone who was supposedly friends with the person in front of him for years to feel some sort of remorse- discomfort,, fear in what he was doing. . . In reality? RL's expression was cold. Blank. He barely even flinched at his supposed 'name' being cried out by the other before ultimately going somewhat limp, and then into a stiff soldier's posture. . .**

**.. He honestly sometimes forgot he was intended to have a connection with Tom. At least friend wise,, speaking. It was amusing how everyone actually thought he was him. . . Huh.**

**RL listened to the system's words.. Hands behind his back and expression unmoving- emotionless. The moment RL got the opportunity- the chance to get rid of the memory of Edd from Tom's systems?**

**He was quick to reply.**

Proceed with the modifications as you may wish.

**RL could care less about Tom possibly disobeying.. In the end, he could always just modify him again and call it a day. . . Right?**

[ask-future-tom]

Memory wipe protocol initiated... please stand by

*the logo returned before-*

ERROR

*the screen started to glitch before the eyes returned, but a bright pinkish purple color as a black liquid started to leak from beneath the device*

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU BASTARD?!

[ask-theredleader]

**.. RL tsked in response to the malfunction, slightly taken aback as prior his eye's widened, before they became normal again- rolling them in faint irritation.**

**.. Of course it had to fuck up SOMEHOW.**

Herregud, så slitsom du er. . . Sit still, idiot.

**.. He watched the other grip at his face, meanwhile RL went to go get a towel to clean up the mess. . . As he was more over concerned if this black stuff will stain anything rather than Tom's actually well being.. And that's just cruel. But this is the RL, sure Tord would've been somewhat more panicked but. . . This wasn't really Tord anymore, was it?**

**RL now had the said towel, and was gripping Tom by the shoulder, lightly cursing under his breath in irritation as he wiped roughly at the black. . . Stuff.**

You gotta fuck everything up, don't you? Ugh.. No need to get so pissy. Now stay still if you want this off of you. . .

\\OOC - AH SORRY I ONLY REALIZED LAST MINUTE THE PURPLE MEANS MONSTER FORM BUT I HOPE THIS RESPONSE DOESN'T SCREW IT UP??? HOPEFULLY????? 🥹 IF IT DOES TELL ME AND I'LL CHANGE THE RESPONSE!!!

[ask-future-tom]

*Tom just grunted, slumping against him, the black liquid eventually stopped but he still had these weird, small purple horns for the next several hours*

...eugh... where... am I-? Tord...? I thought you left?

*even without his eyes to tell, Tom looked way more disoriented than usual, trying to go through his fragmented memories and still having no fucking idea RL ≠ Tord, on top of nearly forgetting the other two entirely. The worst part was the erased memories were so random, it was impossible to tell what he did and didn't know without asking, even worse was the fact he didn't seem to trust anyone... again...*

Wait a sec... you dont smell like Tord...

[ask-theredleader]

I did leave for a moment to get a towel, you dimwit. . .

**RL still seemed.. Irritated, if not annoyed. Frowning upon his floor now being stained. Perfect. He lightly cursed in irritation, as most of the stuff was gone.. He took the visor off of Tom,, having to now check through its systems and whatnot to even acknowledge what happened--**

**RL could see how disoriented and confused Tom seemed- so it's evident the memory removing thing worked, but only halfway. . . He'd eye the small horns, cocking an eyebrow in curiosity.. Huh. He should attempt doing some research on Tom in the near future if he got the chance.. It could prove itself useful.**

**Red Leader froze at Tom's statement, his eye's going blank and his pupils shrinking- as he then followed up in a more plain yet deadly cold manner. . . RL was usually rather cold and blank, yes, but right now it almost sounded.. Robotic. As if he wasn't even alive in the first place.**

.. I think that's the visors doing, Tom. Don't be stupid. It probably screwed with you're senses,, if anything. I am a real person.

**And with that, as quickly as RL went 'cold', quickly did he melt back to normal and continue with fixing the visor yet again. . . As if nothing happened in the first place.**

.. You're paying for the floor to be cleaned and fixed. You're malfunction stained it. . .

[ask-future-tom]

Im not stupid...

*Tom took a step back, suddenly every survival instinct was flaring up at him to run*

Who are you and what the hell did you do to him?

[ask-future-tom]

Hiya Tom! I don't think I actually introduced myself when I first asked you about your opinion on everyone, so I think I should introduce myself!! I'm Sal, but my friends call me Sally Face!! Also I am so sorry if I created any drama between you and Edd, and just so you know, I will be coming back from time to time to just check in on you!! (I am a huge fan of Sally Face so don't mind that) Also, I hope I didn't get you in trouble with Tord if he saw the whole thing

ah well nice to meet you Sal, and uhh... I guess we'll have to wait and see

[ask-future-edd]

Hi Edd!! How's everything been after, well y'know the future becoming hell, also are the rumors true you like Tom? Because I've heard people say you had a crush on Tom at one point, sorry if I'm assuming, just curious!!!

Yeahh like you said it’s hell.

I- “rumors true you like Tom”!???

What?? I- I mean toms a great friend but - I?? No?? I don’t think so??

(( @ask-future-tom tagging for shits and giggles lol))

[ask-future-tom]

Whaaaa- noooo we totally didn't date at one point... shhh

Ah shit I gotta burn some pictures

[ask-future-tom]

Beth kinda just appearing out of no where

"so what it like working for "red leader" even if it against your will"

*leaves a piece of paper saying it you ever need a way out immediately just yell my name beth*

Vanishes

(thought it be funny just to put you don't have to do anything with it)

it... sucks to put it mildly-

*he paused, looking at the paper for a long moment* noted.

[ask-future-tom]

Are the rumors true that, somewhere in the Red Army base, there's a "Days since the last time we captured Red Leader's ex-friend" counter?

And is this true that so far five is the highest it ever got?

its actually on a white board in his office... hidden away since we're not supposed to see it... but uh to be honest I have no idea, you'd have to ask him yourself on how high its gotten... though I have a sneaky suspicion hes not the real Tord... dont tell anyone-

Ooc: (@ask-theredleader) if you wanna respond

[ask-future-edd]

wait couldn’t have you just killed past Tord and stopped the whole Red Leader thing?

-🚪 Anon

I-

no..

i.. wouldn’t do that to him.. what if..

what if it wouldn’t work? He’d just hate me more..

[ask-future-tom]

GODDAMNIT EDD, YOU COULD HAVE SAVED US YOU DUMBASS?!