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@ask-future-edd
"I had to travel into the past to… kill my past self to spare me from such a grim future!"
I’m Edd from the far off future of 20##..
I miss my cola.. and my friends..
I’m still the same as @edds-awesum-askblog just.. no cola.
I still have those radioactive powers from Eduardo’s stupid satellite.. maybe I can use those to get my cola back.
ooc info and other stuff below cut!
Heyyy edddd i got u normal coke
GASP wow you people really care about me..wow..
Thank you.
hello Eduardo…….
— @ask-future-edd
(//ooc time travel shenanigans hehe)
Yeah yeah, what do you-
...
Wait wait wait- EDD?! IS THAT YOU???
*continues to spontaneously combust with laughter*
(HELL YEAHHHH /OOC)
oh shut up.
Nah, I'm good!! Hahaaaaa, this is amazing!!! This is the best fucking thing I've seen all day!!
…yeah I’m starting to remember why I hate you so much.
Heyy, that's not nice!
*insert tiny grumpy frown because why not and yes*
Fine fine, I'll stop. How are you even that tall–?
I think it’s from the radiation that your dumbass satellite gave me.. but honestly I have no idea what happened.
Ohhhh.... Well it wasn't my fault, you technically got in my waaayyy... But whatever, whatever– So uhmmm.......
*blink blink*
What's up..? What do you want?
honestly iiii.. dunno why I came here.. just boredom I guess.
That– ...yeah, I believe that. Uhm- how's life?
terrible.
they outlawed Cola. And diet cola too. All forms of Cola.
And I’m also a wanted fugitive now sooo yeah it’s miserable.
W H A T . Not my cola!!!...
Shouldn't you be, like.... caught by now?? If you're a wanted fugitive, I doubt they'd just not try and find you...
Yeah.. they’ve caught me before.. but i “escaped”…
I guess I’m just that good at hiding. Or something.
That's fair, yeah. So what I'm hearing is that you're still a loser, haha...
ohh my god do you ever shut up?!
Hah! No. I can't imagine being a damn outlaw and basically having to hide though, that must SUCK huh?
I- uh- Obviously?? I- WHY AM I EVEN STILL TALKING TO YOU.
"But, I know it's ridiculous
You don't gotta tell me twice
I'd rather be safe than I'm sorry
I'm sorry for all I've done"
- Happy Days (Ghost and Pals)
"It's not so easy for me, for me
The world in the palm of my hand
Destroyed"
- The Things I Deserve (Ghost and Pals)
"'Cross the rope, they mesmerize
My balance lost, the crowd unpleased
In a deity's performance, oh
But I'm not like that"
- Star of the Show (Ghost and Pals)
I guess these are the lyrics thing
hello Eduardo…….
— @ask-future-edd
(//ooc time travel shenanigans hehe)
Yeah yeah, what do you-
...
Wait wait wait- EDD?! IS THAT YOU???
*continues to spontaneously combust with laughter*
(HELL YEAHHHH /OOC)
oh shut up.
Nah, I'm good!! Hahaaaaa, this is amazing!!! This is the best fucking thing I've seen all day!!
…yeah I’m starting to remember why I hate you so much.
Heyy, that's not nice!
*insert tiny grumpy frown because why not and yes*
Fine fine, I'll stop. How are you even that tall–?
I think it’s from the radiation that your dumbass satellite gave me.. but honestly I have no idea what happened.
Ohhhh.... Well it wasn't my fault, you technically got in my waaayyy... But whatever, whatever– So uhmmm.......
*blink blink*
What's up..? What do you want?
honestly iiii.. dunno why I came here.. just boredom I guess.
That– ...yeah, I believe that. Uhm- how's life?
terrible.
they outlawed Cola. And diet cola too. All forms of Cola.
And I’m also a wanted fugitive now sooo yeah it’s miserable.
W H A T . Not my cola!!!...
Shouldn't you be, like.... caught by now?? If you're a wanted fugitive, I doubt they'd just not try and find you...
Yeah.. they’ve caught me before.. but i “escaped”…
I guess I’m just that good at hiding. Or something.
That's fair, yeah. So what I'm hearing is that you're still a loser, haha...
ohh my god do you ever shut up?!
Would you like a section of lyrics from my 3 favorite songs with no context to the original song and to just recieve one per day forever
(Not actually forever but shhh....)
I guess so.
hello Eduardo…….
— @ask-future-edd
(//ooc time travel shenanigans hehe)
Yeah yeah, what do you-
...
Wait wait wait- EDD?! IS THAT YOU???
*continues to spontaneously combust with laughter*
(HELL YEAHHHH /OOC)
oh shut up.
Nah, I'm good!! Hahaaaaa, this is amazing!!! This is the best fucking thing I've seen all day!!
…yeah I’m starting to remember why I hate you so much.
Heyy, that's not nice!
*insert tiny grumpy frown because why not and yes*
Fine fine, I'll stop. How are you even that tall–?
I think it’s from the radiation that your dumbass satellite gave me.. but honestly I have no idea what happened.
Ohhhh.... Well it wasn't my fault, you technically got in my waaayyy... But whatever, whatever– So uhmmm.......
*blink blink*
What's up..? What do you want?
honestly iiii.. dunno why I came here.. just boredom I guess.
That– ...yeah, I believe that. Uhm- how's life?
terrible.
they outlawed Cola. And diet cola too. All forms of Cola.
And I’m also a wanted fugitive now sooo yeah it’s miserable.
W H A T . Not my cola!!!...
Shouldn't you be, like.... caught by now?? If you're a wanted fugitive, I doubt they'd just not try and find you...
Yeah.. they’ve caught me before.. but i “escaped”…
I guess I’m just that good at hiding. Or something.
hello Eduardo…….
— @ask-future-edd
(//ooc time travel shenanigans hehe)
Yeah yeah, what do you-
...
Wait wait wait- EDD?! IS THAT YOU???
*continues to spontaneously combust with laughter*
(HELL YEAHHHH /OOC)
oh shut up.
Nah, I'm good!! Hahaaaaa, this is amazing!!! This is the best fucking thing I've seen all day!!
…yeah I’m starting to remember why I hate you so much.
Heyy, that's not nice!
*insert tiny grumpy frown because why not and yes*
Fine fine, I'll stop. How are you even that tall–?
I think it’s from the radiation that your dumbass satellite gave me.. but honestly I have no idea what happened.
Ohhhh.... Well it wasn't my fault, you technically got in my waaayyy... But whatever, whatever– So uhmmm.......
*blink blink*
What's up..? What do you want?
honestly iiii.. dunno why I came here.. just boredom I guess.
That– ...yeah, I believe that. Uhm- how's life?
terrible.
they outlawed Cola. And diet cola too. All forms of Cola.
And I’m also a wanted fugitive now sooo yeah it’s miserable.
hello Eduardo…….
— @ask-future-edd
(//ooc time travel shenanigans hehe)
Yeah yeah, what do you-
...
Wait wait wait- EDD?! IS THAT YOU???
*continues to spontaneously combust with laughter*
(HELL YEAHHHH /OOC)
oh shut up.
Nah, I'm good!! Hahaaaaa, this is amazing!!! This is the best fucking thing I've seen all day!!
…yeah I’m starting to remember why I hate you so much.
Heyy, that's not nice!
*insert tiny grumpy frown because why not and yes*
Fine fine, I'll stop. How are you even that tall–?
I think it’s from the radiation that your dumbass satellite gave me.. but honestly I have no idea what happened.
Ohhhh.... Well it wasn't my fault, you technically got in my waaayyy... But whatever, whatever– So uhmmm.......
*blink blink*
What's up..? What do you want?
honestly iiii.. dunno why I came here.. just boredom I guess.
Bro is from the future
yeah I’m from the future.
hello Eduardo…….
— @ask-future-edd
(//ooc time travel shenanigans hehe)
Yeah yeah, what do you-
...
Wait wait wait- EDD?! IS THAT YOU???
*continues to spontaneously combust with laughter*
(HELL YEAHHHH /OOC)
oh shut up.
Nah, I'm good!! Hahaaaaa, this is amazing!!! This is the best fucking thing I've seen all day!!
…yeah I’m starting to remember why I hate you so much.
Heyy, that's not nice!
*insert tiny grumpy frown because why not and yes*
Fine fine, I'll stop. How are you even that tall–?
I think it’s from the radiation that your dumbass satellite gave me.. but honestly I have no idea what happened.
hello Eduardo…….
— @ask-future-edd
(//ooc time travel shenanigans hehe)
Yeah yeah, what do you-
...
Wait wait wait- EDD?! IS THAT YOU???
*continues to spontaneously combust with laughter*
(HELL YEAHHHH /OOC)
oh shut up.
Nah, I'm good!! Hahaaaaa, this is amazing!!! This is the best fucking thing I've seen all day!!
…yeah I’m starting to remember why I hate you so much.
I know you can't drink cola in your timeline but why you want to kill your past self? maybe there's something you too blind to see, like, you can just stay in the past, and enjoy cola, no need to kill yourself, not everything have to be negative
I’d feel sorry for my past self to even just be in the future, why not put him out of his- our misery now?
Plus Red Leader says it would cause some sort of paradox either way... your damned if you do, damned if you don't Edd...
pffft yeah right that only happens in the movies Tom! We all know that.
right??
Movies or not, half our universe goes off "cartoon" logic so, I wouldn't push it, Edd
…I’m still gunna do it. I can’t deal with this stupid ban anymore, Tom!
Edd, why dont you just shoot yourself in that case... why go through the headache of killing your past sel- WHY AM I ENCOURAGING THIS!? STOP IT!
….
wow.. o-okay I see how it is tom.. no wonder you’re in that dumbass so-called “army” with Tord.
I'm not here by fucking choice! You say stupid shit when your forced to work for a man you [Love] against your will- I SAID H- love. OH SON OF A [very loud and long swear beep] IM GONNA MURDER YOU TORD
…sure. I’m. I’m just gunna go now Tom. I don’t want to deal with this anymore.
I know you can't drink cola in your timeline but why you want to kill your past self? maybe there's something you too blind to see, like, you can just stay in the past, and enjoy cola, no need to kill yourself, not everything have to be negative
I’d feel sorry for my past self to even just be in the future, why not put him out of his- our misery now?
Plus Red Leader says it would cause some sort of paradox either way... your damned if you do, damned if you don't Edd...
pffft yeah right that only happens in the movies Tom! We all know that.
right??
Movies or not, half our universe goes off "cartoon" logic so, I wouldn't push it, Edd
…I’m still gunna do it. I can’t deal with this stupid ban anymore, Tom!
Edd, why dont you just shoot yourself in that case... why go through the headache of killing your past sel- WHY AM I ENCOURAGING THIS!? STOP IT!
….
wow.. o-okay I see how it is tom.. no wonder you’re in that dumbass so-called “army” with Tord.
hello Eduardo…….
— @ask-future-edd
(//ooc time travel shenanigans hehe)
Yeah yeah, what do you-
...
Wait wait wait- EDD?! IS THAT YOU???
*continues to spontaneously combust with laughter*
(HELL YEAHHHH /OOC)
oh shut up.
I know you can't drink cola in your timeline but why you want to kill your past self? maybe there's something you too blind to see, like, you can just stay in the past, and enjoy cola, no need to kill yourself, not everything have to be negative
I’d feel sorry for my past self to even just be in the future, why not put him out of his- our misery now?
Plus Red Leader says it would cause some sort of paradox either way... your damned if you do, damned if you don't Edd...
pffft yeah right that only happens in the movies Tom! We all know that.
right??
Movies or not, half our universe goes off "cartoon" logic so, I wouldn't push it, Edd
…I’m still gunna do it. I can’t deal with this stupid ban anymore, Tom!
HELLO RED LEADER!!!! I HAVE SOME INFORMATION!!!
APPARENTLY THERES THIS LIKE REBELLION OR SOMETHING?? ITS CALLED THE UHHH *checks my notes* “GREEN REBELLION”
MY FELLOW SPY TOLD ME ITS SUPPOSEDLY RUN BY A MISTER “EDWARD G.” I BELIEVE THATS THAT ONE FUGITIVE??? I DUNNO!
BUT I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE USEFUL TO YOU SIR!
Sincerely,
Red Spy Anon
Huh.
Is that so..?
.. Hm. . . I'll get some more soldiers on this immediately.. Possibly Pat and Paul..
.
.
.
Thank you, soldier. You may now move on.
.. Two can play at this game,, Edd. . . Hehe.. ~
fuccccck
